I can't stand too much sugar xD
Also help me I'm dying of fluff
"Oh. You're eating humans now then, huh?"
"Something worse than humans?
"Are you eating babies, Kaneki?"
"No! God, you're horrible, y'know that? And I'm pretty sure babies count as humans."
"Half a human."
"Fine, half a human."
"So, what you're eating isn't as bad as babies. That rules out puppies, kittens, and some breeds of rabbits."
*Silent brow raise*
"The little fluffy ones."
"I see. So the not little fluffy ones are okay then?"
"I mean, I wouldn't eat them myself if I could avoid it, but yeah. There, we've ruled out the worst possibilities, now what are you eating?"
"Huh. Hm. Y'know, I've heard people describe ghouls as cannibals, so doesn't that make you, like, a cannibal cannibal? Cannibal squared. Oh, and aren't ghouls way stronger than humans? So you must be really strong now, huh? I had noticed you bulked up a bit. Can I see your abs?"
"So you're not bothered by me eating ghouls?"