[Mods, please let this through.]
Vulture - "Okay, first of all, you're not even close to a good villain -- to be honest? You're a pesky flea in comparison to the Overlord. Oh, wait -- the Overlord got beaten pretty darn easily, in my opinion. And yet you're still nothing more than a minor bother. SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS AND FIGURE OUT WHAT A REAL ANTAGONIST IS WORTH!"
Scarlet - "In all honesty, I think you were a good villain. You got the manipulative psychopath part down, and you're a ruthless murderer. Didn't care what happened to your kids, as long as it didn't threaten your position as queen. On a side note, my friend Sadie -- well, that's her real name, but I mostly call her Cleverfighting 'cause that's her screen name, or just plain Clevs since it's my personal nickname for her. Anyways, she has a fictional crush on you and thinks you're downright amazing. Which, personally, is more factual than opinionated when you think about it. You're loved by your fans, friend."
Turtle - "HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHELLO MY SMOL CINNAMON ROLL YOU ARE FLUFFING ADORABLE AND I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AWESOME AND AMAZING AND SUPER COOL AND I LOVE YOOOUUUUU --"