"It can cure moderate to even severe arm pain! Side effects include suicidal thoughts or actions, vomitting, shortness of breath, neck pain, inability to breathe, severe leg pains, stomach aches, headaches, death, reanimation as an undead zombie, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah."

 

But really, besides "death" and "reanimation," those are pretty much the side effects listed.

 

Like, you know your commercial is bad when people go from not knowing anything about your product to "Remind me to never buy this if my arm is in pain."

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"Here, we'll take away your arm pain and give you leg pain, neck pain, stomach pain, and head pain!"

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"If you buy this you'll probably die but I mean it's not fraud because that'll alleviate the pain...."

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Curing arm pain gives you suicidal thoughts..?

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Honestly medications like this will just make everything worse

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They take away arm pain by making everything else hurt more and then you're too focused on the other pain to remember about your arm X,D

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