"It can cure moderate to even severe arm pain! Side effects include suicidal thoughts or actions, vomitting, shortness of breath, neck pain, inability to breathe, severe leg pains, stomach aches, headaches, death, reanimation as an undead zombie, blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah."

 

But really, besides "death" and "reanimation," those are pretty much the side effects listed.

 

Like, you know your commercial is bad when people go from not knowing anything about your product to "Remind me to never buy this if my arm is in pain."

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Darksea

And as You speak

A hundred billion galaxies are born

In the vapor of Your breath the planets form

If the stars were made to worship so will I

"Here, we'll take away your arm pain and give you leg pain, neck pain, stomach pain, and head pain!"

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"In times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers."

 

You're blue now! That's my attack!

 

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"If you buy this you'll probably die but I mean it's not fraud because that'll alleviate the pain...."

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I'm sorry but all I can think of is

 

*SCREECHING COMPUTER NOISES*

that's why there's

PREAXIN

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SÉANCE

TROUBLEMAKER

 

PANICKING TIME IS NOW

 

I KNOW I CAN DO NOTHING

 

FAKE CRYPTID GIRLFRIEND

 

I'M NOT REAL

 

LOVE ME

All medicine commercials ever. 

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kind of like if tony stark and loki had a child 

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Curing arm pain gives you suicidal thoughts..?

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Not quite hopeful

 

 

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"Instead of surviving by doubting others, isn't it better to get killed for believing in others?"

Honestly medications like this will just make everything worse

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  I'm not real. I'm theatre.

 

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Loki is everything

 

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I cry tears of saltwater into my freshwater koi tank. -Allen

They take away arm pain by making everything else hurt more and then you're too focused on the other pain to remember about your arm X,D

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I am Jose Delegato! *pulls off hair and moustache to reveal identical hair and moustache two shades lighter*

 

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head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead

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she/her

Bengal is my mother

 

Not dead.