So in Elementary School,I needed to go pee.For some context,the girls bathroom was on the right & the boy's bathroom was on the left.I went into the boy's bathroom without checking the sign.Short story shorter,some guy saw me & asked me why I was in there.Little kid me was really annoyed,so I shouted at the top of my lungs "I NEED TO PEE!"I thought it was embarassing,but everybody else thought it was funny,& I was a legend for about a mounth.

 

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When life gives you lemons,keep them,because free lemons.

Violinist

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I hope you are not offended if I say that was funny and cool.

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I'm kinda alone in this forum world. 

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haha math

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My lover is a dragon

I heal, not harm

 Complete the seasons

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i'm homeschooled so i don't have any stories like this but that was awesome

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I'm also homeschooled but I have a pretty embarrassing story about my dojo. So I was about to spar a friend of mine, a boy about my age. So the instructor is telling us the rules. And he says "no kissing..." And stopped he meant no kicking to the head. *Facepalms* my friend never spoke to me again.

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OMILIGHT SIF XDDDD

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XD yeah.

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Kawaii Kween

I ❤ Owl City

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in elementary i puked on the last day of EQAO.

in high school someone punched a window during lunch and people were SHOOK

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and love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love cannot be killed or swept aside

love/life/death doesn't discriminate

words only get through if theyre sharp

depression isn't edgy

normalness leads to sadness

 

Maaayyyybe in sixth grade when we had an end-o-the-year lock in and we got split into teams and had to navigate the school in the dark to find clues and stuff without separating from our team/getting caught by the teachers, and I was on my crush's team. So we're in this little corridor thats between the gym and the nurse's office (it also joins with the kitchen) and I'm next to my crush. The half self-proclaimed half silently-voted-on leader tells us to hold hands/link arms to stay together, and I'm like "THIS IS MY CHANCE"

And do you know what happened

He GRABBED MY WRIST

It took so much effort not to scream "OH MY GOSH PLEASE JUST HOLD MY HAAANNNND"

I literally had to bite my tongue not to screech that XD

 

Yup thats my silent "incident" that nobody from school has known or will ever know :D especially the guy I almost screamed at because I will never hear the end of it

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"If vision is the only validation, then most of my life isn't real."

In sixth grade, I was starring at a bag of candy, when I made a telescope with my hands and said. "I spy the booty." This joke still contiuse. I will never live that down. XD

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Hope this post doesn’t get reported, but there was an instance where in 5th grade, a rumor flew around the school that these two kids, Ashley and Ben, were in the girls bathroom together. Ashley is the typical annoying girl who flirts with all the boys and thinks everyone loves her, then she proceeds to ask out all of the boys a lot. Ben is that dude who doesn’t do anything and forgets his stuff at home on purpose, then he proceeds to ask out a bunch of girls, he gets in trouble a lot. It was a match made in heaven. So turns out Ben made up the rumors, but now everyone knows their names. We usually refer to Ashley as Ashley *insert last name here*.

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(or Dankasty if you want?)

 

Beep b00p sneep my sn00p

 

 

 

Here’s s0me VERY t0uching lyrics:

 

Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

BUT I MAKE THEM HIGH HEELS WORK

 

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@Topaz, that's so adorable XD

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Lector Ate My Siggy

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eureka Darksea Bear Blackberry Vertigo

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

So this one was Hilarious apparently, In Grade three I ran out side for Recess, and I was one of the first kids out. there is a road right there beside my school and all I see is this guy wearing a Horse mask, riding in a Limo, a screeching while he was dancing through the skylight of the limo and I just stood there with my yan yan halfway in my mouth and he sees me and yells

 

 

"STAY IN SCHOOL KID, ALSO, YAN YANS ARE GREAT." the limo drives away and I'm like. 

 

"WHat the fertilizer?"

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"My dog speaks more eloquently"-Hamilton

 

*giggle giggle*

 

hm...

there used to be a rumor where there was a "ghost" in the girls locker room. Nope. I investigated, no ghost.

 

Hm...

 

oh, yeah, the bathroom got vandalized and it said things like " I hate you, (*insert MY name*)".

 

hm....

a kid once rummaged through my locker. THAT went well.

 

hm....

a kid once ran away from school and went to a corner market, and he bought a juice. The police had to retrieve him.

 

 

hm...

there once was a blackout during school, for about an hour and a half.that was an adventure....

 

hm....

a kid nearly set the school on fire by trying to touch a lamp that was on with their hand, which was covered in hand sanitizer.

 

That's all I could think of, please let this through, mods.

 

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TLYAS!

- almost every day, during the first lunch period, someone starts applauding randomly

- one time this kid hacked into the school's wifi network and shut it off for three days

- my graduating class's Disastrous 7th And 8th Grade Field Trips™

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and all these sorrows i have seen

they lead me to believe 

that everything's a mess

Yeah there were a LOT of "incidents at my school" not all of them great

 

- When the entire high school staged a multi-day sit-in because the deans refused to discipline some people who did really offensive things (this was the biggest)

- When a kid threw a chair at another kid during a heated game of "Gotcha" and got it canceled for a year (my school has this thing which is basically a school wide game of tag it's really fun but sometimes terrifying)

- When I was in math class and then we all saw a kid climbing down the downspout from the fourth story window, also trying to escape their "it" in Gotcha

- When two of my classmates were competing for the position of "Spirit Coordinator" in the student council, the first girl to do her speech was really good so the second kid just went up and ripped up his paper while saying "Um I'm going to politically endorse her because there's no way I can beat her"

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"I wish your nose was a herring so I could eat it."

 

| advanced napper

| champion procrastinator

| clothing enthusiast

 

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#PerilIsACampfire

#WinterTheCockroachKid

i mean. theres 1400 people at my school so theres Incidents that happen every day but id say most recently some kid called the cops on some other kid bc they hacked their snapchat. 

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The Tragedy

That reference aside, my answer would be actually this last Friday. Basically my school went through a huge power outage and this affected my grade the most.

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 ~Ravenpuff/Ravenclaw~RainWing~Amity~

Welll...

 

-A kid hacked another kids research paper writing things...... that should not be repeated. He had a choice to apologize, he did not. He got kicked from the school.

-Two people in my class were dating, they were power couple, Athelete, and Model. But the model thought it would be a good idea to try to monopolize friends and brought my girlfriend at the time (I hate her now), with the argument “She is my friend, Not yours!” This lasted for TWO HOURS of sharing feelings.

-A kid brought a lighter to school when EOG’s were being taken, He threw the test in the trash (It is supposed to go in the recycling!) Lit it on fire. The teacher asked him to put the fire out. In response he peed on it.

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likiwhemquotearbig!

 

-Murdoc

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH once we found out the Spicy Good Wifi the teachers get to use password and wrecked havoc

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nico minoru is bi, cowards

Let’s see what we can get out of 900 kids

 

ummmm

 

we once had a chicken run down the hallway yeh we are a boring country school lol

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Each of us is like a snowflake, unique and different~Me

 

 

PART OF MANY FANDOMS!!!!!!

Oh right, some kid escaped through the window once in another class

 

one kid slapped this poor girl on the butt (both were in 6th grade)

 

people made a ship name off me and my crush

 

kids in my class always talking back and getting in so much trouble

 

OOH MY FAVORITE the boys bathroom got flooded and water came in the 6th grade locker area (MY POOR PHONE), everyone has to use outhouses and walk outside to get to other rooms

 

all the drills people keep on forgetting to tell us about

 

kids fainting and having seizures in a quire rehearsal

 

last year some kid in my instrument section stood on his trumpet case and screamed after getting mad, first time anyone ever got sent to detention in band

 

drama with this dude dating everyone for like 3 days

 

my tape religion

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Yes hello it is I, [Dynasty]

(or Dankasty if you want?)

 

Beep b00p sneep my sn00p

 

 

 

Here’s s0me VERY t0uching lyrics:

 

Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

BUT I MAKE THEM HIGH HEELS WORK

 

Non-Binary Pansexual

@Sanetra, yeah, funny story, he's my boyfren now *shrug* also my best friend, so I would NNNEEEEEEVER hear the end of it, quite literally XD

yeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

 

And actually I would like to change my story to the FIFTH GRADE when I threw up (not all over the place, mind you, in my mouth) after giving a speech for class president and I just swallowed it and pretended it never happened :,)

 

Wait I have more... Uh let's just make this a list

 

-in fourth grade, we had a lockdown drill, and I got stuck next to the lost and found bin, which was filled with 15+ pairs of scissors (fourth graders lose their scissors a lot apparently?) So I just grabbed the container and was prepared to throw the scissors at anyone who came through the door, even though I was fully aware it was a drill

 

-A kid laughed at me. That was a mistake :,) he's the one who got in trouble for me beating him up tho B)

 

-I think I scared my choir teacher when I almost stopped breathing after she said we were going to sing You Will Be Found from Dear Evan Hansen?

 

-"Everyday! Every... Day... Every day. EVERY. DAY. Everyday..." The girl behind me shrieked to the world as I was just trying to eat my food in peace.

 

-Why is my lunch table the table that is always hit with hard food?

 

-Once, someone at the lunch table behind me said "shipping" fairly quietly, and I heard it over every other word in the entire cafeteria, and instantly spun around and screeched "I HEARD SHIPPING"

 

 

-In fifth grade, the eighth grade girls were really mean for no reason and called us bad things :,) none of the teachers did anything no matter how many times we complained tho

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"If vision is the only validation, then most of my life isn't real."

-When I was in 5th grade,this guy got "married" to a coat at recess.

-Last year,a girl almost died because she laughed so hard she started coughing & may have choked to death if the teacher hadn't told her to go get a drink of water.

-A teacher didn't let somebody go to the bathroom,& that kid ended up peeing their pants.

-A kid decided to climb into the roof because one of the ceiling panels was loose & ended up falling through the roof in the middle of class

 

 

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Equal

Blessed be

 

 

a bunch of sixth graders once stormed down the eighth grade hallway playing "We Are Number One" on trumpet and trombone

 

I have never been so proud of a bunch of children

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my name is

 

[miri]

[she/they/potato] [homo cynicus]

 

forum floor goddess | procrastinator supreme | ever so slightly mad

the early bird ate too many worms and died.

-Some kid broke a window with a chair

-My friend was in the bathroom with this boy for like half an hour

-Once a bear just wandered onto our school grounds and we had a lockdown for an hour

-My crush tried to actually talk to me so I told him to *censored* a couch

 

I'm totally getting banned for posting this, and these are the tamer things that happened at our school

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Too many morbid thoughts

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I'm weird, don't mind me

Green IS a creative color

Existential crisis intensifies 

cALM THYSELF

Trippy dreams galore

@Miri-You mean from Lazy Town?

 

Um

Well

At our annual 6th grade vs teachers kickball match I was just tying grass into rings and one of my friends saw and the next day at recess we were holding a wedding between her and a tree

They are still married 

 

 

i have a boring school dun judge

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I AM IN NEED OF A NEW SIGGY PLEASE STAND BY

 

”I got number b on letter 2.” -Me 2k18

 

Why are you still reading this? Scroll down already

 

One time, during the 2017 Presidential Election, half of the eight grade stood up during lunch and chanted “BUILD THE WALL!” Now, I have some immigrant friends who got really concerned about harassment and such, but thankfully the chanting was the end of their troubles. Our school then held our own vote a couple of weeks later, to promote political awareness, and our school voted Hillary Clinton. So, uh, IN YO FACE you chanters!

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A lack of periods is my aesthetic

Take everything I say with a grain of salt

@Ivy, yep xD

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my name is

 

[miri]

[she/they/potato] [homo cynicus]

 

forum floor goddess | procrastinator supreme | ever so slightly mad

the early bird ate too many worms and died.

XD, i'm homeschooled, so as you'd assume nothing like this would happen to me. but sorry that happened to you, and i don't want to offend u but that is funny.

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Hi, calm"Tiger

 

Male, favorite quote  "Rose took my nose i suppose and it really blows" {the scorch trials} i like Wings of fire and warriors oh and also i am a...    survivor! ps tui t. Sutherland is the best author !

 

 

 

 

 

 

The social aspect of my school is different since I'm in early college (I feel so old xD), but my friend and I have had some experiences worth mentioning.

 

Last week, my friend and I walked into the career center that my crush works in, and my friend told my crush, "I'm here to drop this thing [referring to me] off." My crush looked me right in the eyes and smiled, and I DIED OF HAPPINESS because hello she smiled, s m i l e d, herlovelyruefulsmile and then I tried to fix my face and raised my eyebrows at my friend and said, "'This thing?'"

 

It was so cute aaah

 

#PardonTheMushiness

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I might as well say something worth listening to

and not just feed people stupidity." ~ Alessia Cara

 

Margay Scattering Auburn Cottontail Gyrfalcon Distance Darkwatcher

 

Let's see

oh yeah

last year (4th grade), the fire alarm went off in the winter. We were not in our class and did not have our coats. I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt that only went up to my elbows and was kinda thin. And we go outside. And so then there's my class, shivering in shirts and 2 degrees (Fahrenheit) we stayed outside for a while, then they moved us to the elementary school across the street. We stayed in there for like an hour, and I was crying, and one of my friends had left her glasses in the school.

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-My Social Studies teacher played The Parting Glass from AC4 in class while we were supposed to be working,& she just put her head down on her desk.I think she may have died inside a little bit.

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"Okay,Alcibiades,you little scamp."-Blue

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Support Peri

Emergency Seaffish

 

Plays D&D

Transformers fan

 

A lack of periods is my aesthetic

Take everything I say with a grain of salt

Oh yeah, recess incidents

 

I mean these are kind of incidents

 

-there are no balls and no grass or playground. So my friends and I start playing tag. The lunch ladies yell at us. Then there is playground a few days later. The same lunch Lady says nothing when she sees people playing Cherrybomb on the playground almost make my friend fall off. 

 

-honestly I don't believe most people at our school care about my class

I mean I know so many people but

 

-not exactly an incident but

my school added a buddy bench in the grass. I go, what if there's no grass? Do they have to jump into the buddy bench? It's directed to younger kids, so its even less accessible when there's no grass for them.

 

-uh.. What was this one.. Oh ye

my friends and I are walking around talking

a lunch lady (the one from before) says "play!" And throws a kickball at us 

mg friend gets the ball and we keep walking and talking, now my friend is bouncing the ball

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i cri

my post was not let through

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"This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory...and anger." -Legolas

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help." -Loki

"Ok! Ok! I was gate crashing. Happy?" -Draco

 

Varjo

Morrigan

Leonel

-In kindergarten, I decided to be a rebel and not put on my snowpants or boots and go outside in my tights and little skirt. The "monitor" (she really didn't like me for some reason, but the feeling was mutual) screams at me and tells me to sit on the bench until recess is over. This guy (well known bully) sits next to me and just scowls and we all know he did something to end up on tHE BENCH but he goes "What'r YOU in for?" (I was basically the resident teachers' pet :3) and I just stare at the ground like "NOPE"

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"If vision is the only validation, then most of my life isn't real."