gotta

gotta plan how to become Stylish Emo Vampire With a Dash of Pirate 

...I have liquid eyeliner

but I don't yet know how to use it

I have pirate-ish black boots

and also combat boots

hm

a silver jacket

I, of course, only have black jeans

I only own one plain black shirt for some reason? need more of those

fandom t-shirts will no longer be best shirts

 

and my hair

I must do something about my hair

oh I wish I could get it dyed black or black & silver/white

but I don't think my dad would let me

 

I have black nail polish at least

...need more makeup

all I've got is eyeliner and eyeshadow

gotta make myself look as pale & dead as possible before applying eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, etc. I don't know about makeup lol

hmmmm I have white eyeshadow for some reason? ok

but

not black?

I have nice clip-on earrings

little pink hearts

and also an ear cuff thingy that's black with silver stars on it

...my sister has glittery black rose earrings

gotta get some like that

and the big question

would my parents let me wear black lipstick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

alright enough of that

 

uhhhhhh my mom said that since I'm finally starting to clean & organize my room that I'll be able to have friends over

which is real funny cause my one friend is the weird art boy from my book club and I don't think my parents like him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also gonna work on redecorating my bedroom since I've gotta organize & clean everything in it anyway

might as well make the top of my dresser creepy

already got a black pumpkin-scented candle and a Funtime Freddy action figure to display there

need to replace the horse posters with something more... relevant to my interests?

I haven't wanted a horse for five years

need a better blanket for my bed of course, I don't really like blue & purple floral

y'know what I think I'll just try to get all black sheets, blankets, pillowcases, etc. 

I wanna sleep in a black hole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm actually being all "new year new me" and I'm actually serious about it I can't believe this lol

I'm even drinking water like a normal, healthy person

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

do you know how much my brain loves to scream at me to do things

like

"JUMP OUT OF THIS MOVING CAR!"

"TRY ON THAT EYELINER RIGHT NOW AT 1:00 AM EVEN THOUGH YOU'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE A MESS!"

"EAT THAT TINSEL!"

I mean I don't actually do any of the things

but

wow slow down there brain

 

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Your brain and I would be good friends. And I might suggest stars for that black hole though, but they kind of eat light (even pretty ones.) They apparently also might be the best hard drives ever? (Question the smart people not me.)

 

Good luck with liquid eyeliner and may it not bleed into your eyes! (Because such is quite painful.)

 

on a side note from your local attention monger, is it bad when you write something aggressively passive/emo in response to bell work? (To be fair the question was “How do you stay sane?” Which can only force me to acknowledge my angsty side if anything.)

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*still trying to open the pickle jar*

black t-shirt solution:

-buy a bunch of black t-shirts from a craft store (idk Michaels usually has them)

-get fabric paint

-make a black fandom t-shirt

-boom 

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my name is

 

[miri]

[she/they/potato] [homo cynicus]

 

forum floor goddess | procrastinator supreme | ever so slightly mad

the early bird ate too many worms and died.

what if

what if someone named their kids Millions and Billions

and called them Millie and Billy for short

and nobody would know that they were really numbers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

today at Walmart we were walking past the music aisle and I was like "oooh purple I lik- oh it's Fall Out Boy I didn't know they were doing things"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

every time I see a really beautiful person I'm just like "ah. pretty. I want to draw them. ...no wait don't look at them or they might notice you"

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Now I feel tempted to steal the Billie and Millie idea

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        Just call me Autumn!

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man I really want a silver jacket too.  A windbreaker would be awesome.

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"I wish your nose was a herring so I could eat it."

 

| advanced napper

| champion procrastinator

| clothing enthusiast

 

#MoreMudWings

#PerilIsACampfire

#WinterTheCockroachKid

Casserole

 

Mayonaise

 

Cass and May

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Yes hello it is I, [Dynasty]

(or Dankasty if you want?)

 

Beep b00p sneep my sn00p

 

 

 

Here’s s0me VERY t0uching lyrics:

 

Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

BUT I MAKE THEM HIGH HEELS WORK

 

Non-Binary Pansexual

these thoughts brought to you by: those little ketchup packets I keep getting from that pizza place and forgetting to use

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Millions by Gerard Way is one of the best songs to listen to while trying to get to sleep

and no one gets to fight me on this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate how easily conversations with my family get derailed when I'm trying to talk about something important to me

like, oh we're talking about music? ok fine but within the next eight minutes we're gonna go from that to bullying to actors to EMH to Star Trek and then to conversations themselves before we all decide to stop talking and just watch Voltron instead and oh wait I never got to say that one important thing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am

sad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can hear my brother trying to sing Welcome To The Black Parade from the other room but he only knows half of the lyrics

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

when the cashier asks how you're doing today and you just kinda mumble something like "fine" or "okay I guess" because you're in many kinds of pain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

vitamin water

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

me: ah I wish I had some chewing gum right now

brain: what if... eat pencil

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I'm gonna attempt an origami dragon

so I can color it

and give it to my art friend

maybe he would like it

or not lol maybe that would be a weird thing to do I know nothing of friendships

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

I want to cry

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

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Then cry. Penting up all those tears isn't healthy.

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Child Of The Stars

 

             Asteroid

ChilOThSun

 

             Instinct

Child Of The Moon

 

Lilly - My Favorite OC

 

{❤️ OWLCITY}

 

#IBelieveInLove

 

#ISTOLEDRIPPY'SCAR

 

Forum Lucky Ducky

so my mom signed me up for a science class thing and the first one is tomorrow morning

I am uncertain

I didn't want this

and I don't think she'll let me wear makeup or my silver jacket to "school"

rgh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*screaming*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gonna

gonna read some SCPs

yeah

fun fun fun

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I’m trying to get superpowers

 

want me to zap all the pain away

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Yes hello it is I, [Dynasty]

(or Dankasty if you want?)

 

Beep b00p sneep my sn00p

 

 

 

Here’s s0me VERY t0uching lyrics:

 

Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

BUT I MAKE THEM HIGH HEELS WORK

 

Non-Binary Pansexual

Sh sh science isn't so bad, it explains randomness which can be interesting right? 

 

I'm sure your friend will like your gift, as long as you work hard on it.

 

Also, you can try to decorate your bedroom without buying anything. Do you have any black paper? Black fabric?

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tCHRISTIANt

 

"*becomes a blobfish*" -Pepper

 

"FISH STICKS!!!!!!" -Yip

 

"I DREW A FISH FLYING LIKE SUPERMAN" -Ocean

 

I Don't Mean To Insult Or Offend

well I have a black feather thing I got from the craft store last halloween

I could do something to decorate with that maybe

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

slowly turning my sibs into MCR fans and hoping my dad won't notice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

garlic bread & lemonade: the best dinner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so I've started writing down sentences I think up at like 3:00 am when I'm half-asleep but so far they're just either kinda cringy or kinda depressing

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

Only garlic bread and lemonade? 

Is that healthy?

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Obviously why else would she be having it for dinner

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Yes hello it is I, [Dynasty]

(or Dankasty if you want?)

 

Beep b00p sneep my sn00p

 

 

 

Here’s s0me VERY t0uching lyrics:

 

Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

BUT I MAKE THEM HIGH HEELS WORK

 

Non-Binary Pansexual

Garlic bread is amazing, though.

 

Lemonade...I don't remember when I last had lemonade, but yeah. Maybe more substantial food?

 

I mean, it's just dinner. Unless you do this regularly for every meal.  

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"*becomes a blobfish*" -Pepper

 

"FISH STICKS!!!!!!" -Yip

 

"I DREW A FISH FLYING LIKE SUPERMAN" -Ocean

 

I Don't Mean To Insult Or Offend

well see my family was having this weird pasta dish with ham in it

and I do not eat ham

it's gross

so I just had two slices of garlic bread and a glass of lemonade

and it was great and better than ham pasta

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Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

thanks for being the only other person I've ever met who thinks ham is gross

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a e s t h e t i c  t r a s h

she | the 3 amigas | christian

tøp| imagine dragons | s@l

and all these sorrows i have seen

they lead me to believe 

that everything's a mess

I got that feeling again like I'm gonna cry

but like no actual tears 

tbh it's kinda annoying 

I'm sad let me cry 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have to get up so early tomorrow too bad I'm gonna stay up til 4:00 am listening to the saddest MCR songs I can find 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

actually I'm worried about this school thing tomorrow

not fun

too many people

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

let's do an auto correct/text predict sentence or two

 

We are going to be in the same place as the other stuff

Ok that wasn't as fun as hell

 

...ok auto predict thing calm down there

weird sentences but fun I guess

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What about bacon?

 

please don't hate bacon

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"*becomes a blobfish*" -Pepper

 

"FISH STICKS!!!!!!" -Yip

 

"I DREW A FISH FLYING LIKE SUPERMAN" -Ocean

 

I Don't Mean To Insult Or Offend

bacon is great

but pork is only good as barbecue

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School has convinced me I have an allergy to people. Nonetheless, I hope it goes well for you!

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*still trying to open the pickle jar*

i'm sorry i literally only saw the word "bacon" but i'm sold, hello i am now invading XD

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Queen of pats

 

with downcast eyes...

There's more to living than being alive

Sanmer

Lector Ate My Siggy

Euretra

3Amigas

eureka Darksea Bear Blackberry Vertigo

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND THEY HIT ME WITH A G NOTE

and when I recognized it they all decided that I'm emo

*sigh*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and now I gotta go to a thing at the library

ugh

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oh how horrible kit, you have to be surrounded by books

*more seriously, hug*

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Forum Kinkajou

Queen of pats

 

with downcast eyes...

There's more to living than being alive

Sanmer

Lector Ate My Siggy

Euretra

3Amigas

eureka Darksea Bear Blackberry Vertigo

kids at the library also called me emo but they weren't making fun of me so I didn't really care

 

besides, I'm slowly getting more and more emo every day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why is it that every night now I feel this way

like I wanna cry

but also wanna curl up with a comfy blanket and listen to music until I fall asleep

but

I can't do either

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I need a comfy blanket

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

*sits down to write*

ok

gonna write something good

something interesting

yeah

...

"what if vampire"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

now I'm kinda glad I didn't wear makeup today cause I would have been teased wayyyy more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but

but I want to wear makeup

and get a cool pirate hat like Emerson

without being made fun of

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

unsure whether I want to show up next week wearing bright colors and acting cutesy and nice in a mocking/sarcastic way

or just try to look emo, embrace the emo

idk I'm super tired

I'll think tomorrow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what if they somehow find out about Sebastian the plant

that would be terrible

oh no

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

Ain't nobody gonna get the best of me

the overly nice part of me is like "yes I know I am creepy and weird and listen to MCR and draw the grim reaper and I'm very sorry I'll try not to be like this around you"

 

and then there's the other, smaller part of me that goes

"OH I'M CREEPY, HUH?! well ok. I'll show you creepy and weird. look at my awesome entirely black wardrobe! tremble in fear at my emo vampire makeup! look I'm drawing monsters!"

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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wh

what

what is Markiplier doing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have tiny googly eyes and I need a lil thingy to stick em to

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

do you ever want to eat glitter

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Ain't nobody gonna take my life

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NA NA NA IN SIMLISH I'M DYING

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for some few reasons, I kinda wish there was a hot topic in my area

but then also I'm not sure I should be seen walking into a hot topic store because the teasing would never end

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my mom thinks I should work at Chick-fil-A when I'm old enough to get a job

I kinda just want to have money so I can finally do and buy the things I never have money for

but I guess Chick-fil-A isn't the worst place to work

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THERE IS A HOT TOPIC IN MY AREA AND I NEVER NOTICED IT

and I have no money

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When you're British so you have no clue what a hot topic is 

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Forum Ouma/Korekiyo/Kaito Fusion

 

Underneath it all, we're just savages

 

luminary of the stars

 

#LetKaitoBeHappy

it's like

the edgy fandom emo merch store

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