Me: *wakes up at 8, as always*
Me: today's gonna be a gr8 day!!! I'm not gonna procrastinate!!
Me: *procrastinates on getting breakfast*
Me: *procrastinates on finishing Math lesson*
Me: *sneaks on the forums, still procrastinating*
Me: *holds laptop tightly* mOOOOOM PLEASE LET'S STAY AT HOME I'M TOO TIRED TO GO TO SWIMMING CLASS
Mom: *drags me out* (not literally)
-at swimming class-
Teacher: I'm gonna train you to be a better swimmer than you already are. You're already a good swimmer sooo
Me: *eagerly* Okay! What do I have to do?
Teacher: I'mma train you to complete 150 meters in free style.
Teacher: Go go go!!!!1! you can do this!!!!
Me after the swimming: *almost dead*
Me: *drags self out from pool* mom i'm dying
Mom: You swam very well sweetie! *drops super heavy backpack on me*
Me: O_o *almost dies again*