1.) 

 

Bookworm: *Casually reads a book while walking in the hallway, totally oblivious to everything*

 

Random Person: LOOK OUT, YOUR GONNA-

 

Bookworm: *Walks into a pole and gets rushed to the nurses office*

 

 

2.) 

 

Friend: Cool! You're reading {Insert book name here}?"

 

 

Bookworm: Yep! :D I'm so eager to find out if this person returns! 

 

 

Friend: Ohhh! Yeah, they die! It's really sad. :c

 

 

Bookworm: *Slams book shut* Thanks for spoiling it...

 

 

3.)

 

Bookworm: I CANT WAIT. I MUST READ THE BOOK BUT I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I GET IT.

 

 

Person: You know, you could just download the PDF file and read it on your iPad/mobile.

 

 

Bookworm: *Face palms* Why couldn't I think of that...

 

 

4.)

 

Friend: Ayeee, I have a book report...

 

Bookworm: Okay?

 

Friend: MY DEAREST, BESTEST FWEND-

 

Bookworm: Okay, what do you want?

 

Friend: Could ya do it for me? :3

 

Bookworm: Nope, and "bestest" isn't a word. 

 

Friend: Fione... >:(

 

 

5.) 

 

People: Why are you always reading?

 

Bookworm: Because I can.

 

People: Because why?

 

Bookworm: Because I want too...

 

People: Why because you want too?

 

Bookworm: Because I enjoy reading.

 

People: Why because you enjoy reading?

 

Bookworm: Okay, I'm done here...

 

 

 

 

 

(Feel free to add in relatable things ;)

 

 

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   #ᴍᴜʀғᴇᴇ #sʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢғᴀᴍɪʟʏ 

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#KᗩᗯᗩII4EᐯEᖇ #LlamaHistory

 

Person: oh, you're reading {insert book here}? I like that book

Bookworm: Me too this is my 5th time reading it.

Person: ... *smiles, deeply confused*

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join me in Roshar

Throw me to the wolves

and I'll come back

leading the pack.

the bane of all your souls.

#LoyalRoyal

HOW DOES ONE SWORDFIGHT IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS?!

| Joined 2/14/18 |

self confidence isn't my forte

6.) 

 

Bookworm: *reading manga* 

 

Person: Hey, you know you're reading backwards? 

 

Bookworm: I know. 

 

Person: But why? 

 

Bookworm: Because it’s written that way. 

 

Person: But why backwards? 

 

Bookworm: *throws book at them* How about you figure it out!?

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{she/her|1106☆|Ace}

 

12-21-16 

 

Rhythm Access

 

Sarcastic Salt Shaker

 

I was killed by Autocorrect! 

 

Anna is here too! Hi Sanetra! 

 

“The Warrior Code kidnapped my wife!”

6.) Person: What are you reading? 

There are two possible responses... 

A.) Bookworm: *raises book so that person can see the cover* *continues reading* 

B.) Bookworm: Okay so it's called [title] and it's really good, it's about... *gives an in-depth, fangirly synopsis of the entire series* 

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#rememberthelost

but is anyone truly remembered when they're gone?  

 

creator of tmsh /238145

homethread /318061

Person: Hey, you know what happened to me the other day? It was super cool...

 

Bookworm: *is trying to read*

 

Person: And after that we had hamburgers and milkshakes... Hey? Are you even listening?

 

Bookworm: *throws book at them*

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07/04/17

[He/Him/They]

 

  

Rhythm_Access

[Blazing_Skies]

GGaD

HoaW

 

 

Forum Fam: Hurricane, MJ,  Reading, Dancing, Eternal

teacher: Time to line up!

bookworm: :keeps reading while everyone lines up:

classmate: :whispers: line up

bookworm: :keeps reading and finishes chapter then bookmarks: Oh! :hurries to line:

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Way way way to great

Even better than cupcakes! 

Is super awesome

Rat, cat, dog, candy, mythical creature lover

Do or do not, there is no try. -Yoda

                             

 

Bookworm: *reads while eating lunch*

Person: what are you doing?

Bookworm: *keeps reading*

Person: c'mon, talk to me!

Bookworm: *ignores them*

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               ~ Snowfall ~

She/Her

Discipline is everything. If you don't have it. . . 

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers."- Kahil Gibran

#FFT

A world without balance is like a book without words. Meaningless.

 

 

 

 

I have another one:

Person: Can I do borrow this?

Bookworm: *Not paying attention* Hmm . . . yeah

Person: Cool!

Bookworm: *Looks up* What did you say?

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               ~ Snowfall ~

She/Her

Discipline is everything. If you don't have it. . . 

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers."- Kahil Gibran

#FFT

A world without balance is like a book without words. Meaningless.

 

 

 

 

Reading in class, Getting to the good part and Climax is Reaching its peak.

 

Sub Teacher: Put the book away and do your work.

 

Me: But I am capable of completing work in a matter of minutes

 

Sub Teacher: I don't care, Just do it!

 

Me: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO DO THIS WHEN KIDS ARE LITERALLY PLAYING FORTNITE IN THE CUPBOARDS!.

 

Sub teacher: At least their doing their work.

 

Me: @`£´@

 

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[Joined June 16th 2017]  

 

R.I.P. Scott Parnell

R.I.P. Finch

 Goddess of Fire and Phoenixs

 Forum Fam: You all are my Family ;0

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"I get that Closets are Attractive"-Me

No. 2 is painfully relatable :')

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{she\her}{starz: 3185}

SAMB story /322128

Write down my poems for the few

That looked at me, took to me,

shook to me, feeling me

Singing from heartache from the pain

Speaking my lesson from the brain

Seeing the beauty through the

pain

Parent: Okay, child it's time to go turn off the light. 

Bookworm: No, I'm almost done though

Parent: What I just bought you that book 2-3 hours ago, and it's 400 pages 

Bookworm: I know, can I just finish it, I only have a few pages left ( actual 50 or so) 

 

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        Cookie Squid Fantasy the Chicken Queen

If cookie are awesome, I guess I'm awesome!

MY Gang: Chicken da Chicken, JJ, Olivia the ghost, GalaxisGalaxy, Quasar, Joy Goldenspark, and my flip side Milky

I'm werid, GET USED TO IT

Friend: AAGH INTERACT WITH YHE REAL WORLDDDD

Bookworm: no, i'm reading

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┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊┊ ┊ ✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀┊ ☪︎⋆⊹┊ . ˚✧

 

 

 

 

 

 w̲̖͖͖̳ͤ̓͛ͣͥå̜n̹̼̩͔̬̙n̶̖̏a͖̲̼̤͇͛ͫ̾ͥ̾ ͕̹̮͉͇̭͌́̑̏ͭ̆j̩̘͚͖̥ͅo̖͎̰̐̑̚͞i̛̤̖͇͔ͧ̒̐̈n̈́?͚̗̝͙͖̖ͫͬ͒̒́̋

(Cookie, I can relate to yours so much! My mom or dad would buy we book and I would be finished with it in a matter of three or two hours. 

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I can't explain my thing xd

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HUGO/AYLINA/NEBUR/NEVA/AZER/ROBOT15

The whole problem

with the world is that fools and fanatics

are always so certain of themselves

and wiser people so full of doubts

-Bertrand russell

# RememberTheLost 

#Ishmael's forum brother

@Nebite

homethread /313731

A day after you finish reading a book : *trying to read it again* I miss the feeling of when you first read a book. 

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☾Luana☽

✦Catholic

 

am forever. 

Daughter of a Workin' Man. 

endure.

survived. 

I. Am. Proud. 

Don't provoke the snake, you'll get bitten.

 

8) Me: *finishes a book in which my favourite character dies*

Friend: *notice's book I'm reading* Hey is that book any good?

Me: *get's an evil gleam in eye* Please excuse me while I go write an angry letter to the author and\or possible kill them.

Friend:*looks at me and wonders if they should bring me to a mental hospital*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this has happened to me twice. now Veronica Roth[author of divergent} and Lisa MacMann{author of unwanteds] are on my angry letter list >X3

 

 

 

 

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*goddess of winter,nature,and art*

 

@Snow. Oh You got an angry letter list too? Wow. I got Becca Fitspatrick on my angry letter list And Jennifer Niven.

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[Joined June 16th 2017]  

 

R.I.P. Scott Parnell

R.I.P. Finch

 Goddess of Fire and Phoenixs

 Forum Fam: You all are my Family ;0

{Star|Count}{3192}

"I get that Closets are Attractive"-Me

bookworm: :amazing character dies: 

other person: are you ok...

bookworm: NO! _____ JUST DIED!!! :cries: 

 

lol this happened to a lot of people last year when we read Charlotte's Web.

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I am a proud W.E.I.R.D. Cat!

Way way way to great

Even better than cupcakes! 

Is super awesome

Rat, cat, dog, candy, mythical creature lover

Do or do not, there is no try. -Yoda

                             

 

Don't forget Cherith Baldry y'all 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 fish slap queentwin=topaz

im obsessed with music please help

toffee youre a walnut

FADE SQUID SISTERS

Remember Catshock

24 hour bass boosted oof 

#BabyCarrotAddiction

Opal I will not 

Kidge 

Forum Fifer

I'm pretty introverted, so... 

 

Random person: What are you reading?

 

Me: Wings of Fire. *Continues reading*

 

Random person: What's it about? 

 

Me: *Is trying to read* I'm sorry, what?

 

Person: What's it about?

 

Me: *Wondering why a random stranger is asking me stuff, especially when I'm reading* Huh?

 

Person: *Walks away*

 

 

 

Person in my class: Hi, Disaster.

 

Me *Is reading* Um, hi.

 

Person: How was your day?

 

Me: Okay. *Rereads sentence*

 

Person: How was your weekend?

 

Me: Uh, good. *Still reading*

 

Person: Guess what happened during my weekend? *Continues talking*

 

Me: *Dies*

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  Dizzy

~Disaster~

 

|Ravenclaw|

 

When it rains, look for rainbows. When it's dark, look for stars.

 

  • Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about •

 

 Shoot for the moonEven if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

 

Christian

There are two types of bookworms

 

Person: What are you reading?

Bookworm: *Shows front cover* (insert title here)

Person: What's it about?

Bookworm: *shows front cover* (insert title here)

 

OR

 

Person: What are you reading?

Bookworm: *slams book shut* *INHALE* *pulls the entire series out of thin air, sets up computer with a PowerPoint about why it's so good, grabs their fan art* I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! *talks for an hour*

Person: what have i done

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NIGHTLIGHT

she|her|epic|

 

NERDThe goddess of screw it

That 2nd one is so me TBH XD

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{she\her}{starz: 3185}

SAMB story /322128

Write down my poems for the few

That looked at me, took to me,

shook to me, feeling me

Singing from heartache from the pain

Speaking my lesson from the brain

Seeing the beauty through the

pain

This thread is like my entire life

 

 

Also hello everyone!

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}{Sea}{  

   

 

Be a rainboin someone else's cloud

 

Vertical Fading is cool   Forum Fam: Imagine, Amare

Bookworm: *wakes up, starts reading*

Bookworm: *eats breakfast, keeps reading*

Parent: Get in the car, you're gonna late!

Parent (after school): Okay, book down, get stuff done! *takes book*

Bookworm: Mhmmm— WOAH WAIT WHAT?!?

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♔:.KING.:♔

join me in Roshar

Throw me to the wolves

and I'll come back

leading the pack.

the bane of all your souls.

#LoyalRoyal

HOW DOES ONE SWORDFIGHT IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS?!

| Joined 2/14/18 |

self confidence isn't my forte

That's my life right there.

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                              ~NightWolf~

 

Forum Wolf-Dragon Hybrid

*{DayWolf}*

Islaclaw

✼Greencloak

✧Sunnyflight

✥RememberTheLost

✯ForumtonSquad✯

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." ~Hedy Lamarr

Bookworm : Going on trip

Bookworm : *Bags are filled to brim with books*

Bookworm : Just...one...more....

 

Bookworm : So I can either get a new book that I might hate or get one that I already know I like.

Person : Just choose one.

Bookworm : I have cookies.

Person : Fine.

 

 

 

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 M i r a g e 

 

 

Our Memories will linger on

Long after the footprints are gone

 

 

''Safe? Of course he's not safe. But he's good. He's the king, I tell you.''

 

Woof Woof I'm a Dog

 

Let us post picturessssss

 

 

 

 

 

 

            

 

The moral dilemma of wanting to want to throw a book at the wall because it made you feel emotional agony but not wanting to hurt a book so you’re just kind of glaring at the wall in pain

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   We are all small

A lack of periods is my aesthetic

Take everything I say with a grain of salt

Notify me here when I haven't replied to you in a while: /302086

 

Politeness Policy // Credit to Hurricane for the fancy name font thingy

Teacher: *Attends to the class* Please turn to page 223 and read through 227

Bookworm: *Skims through textbook* *Immediately pulls out book*

Teacher: Now, who can tell me the difference between *rambling ensues*

 

*A few minutes later*

 

Teacher: Bookworm?

Bookworm: Uh... what?

Teacher: Page 225.

Bookworm: Oh... uh... the answer is D.

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~Lector~

...Sanetra ate this part of my siggy

 

On the plus side, you passed the course. Unfortunately, you broke my floor. Again. -Trainer

 

#SunnyLickedAQibli

#RememberTheLost

#TheBerriesShallRule

#NoMoreDeadFousts

Person: should I read *book name*?

Bookworm/me a lot: Yes! And then we can fan, talk, and discuss How this chara-

Bookworm:*covers own mouth to avoid spoiling whole series*

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|AkPeacock|Taurus|Pan/Ace|

#RedandGold

#RhythmAccess

Forum Fam: Moonflight, GalaxeeSea, y'know, everyone XD.

She/Her

Hey, it's Amare,

who's head is here,

But her heart is out far.

Sooooo, so true

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

~Leopardus tigrinus~

 

we'll fill the metro skies with country air 

  

Limited computer access lately

 

TDP Reread: /322699

Ooo, I have another one

 

 

Sibling: *Reading a book you want to read but haven't read yet* 

Bookworm: Are you done yet

Sibling: No

Sibling: *Stops reading and puts down book, because they have something to do* 

Bookworm: *Slowly inches over to book and picks it up and starts reading* 

Sibling: *Comes back into room* What are you doing, *Grabs Book*

Bookworm: What are you doing, I didn't see my page I was on!

Sibling: Oh, well

 

Later

 

Sibling: *Leaves book on bed*

Bookworm: *Goes in room and starts reading*

Sibling:*Comes in* What are you doing? I said you couldn't read it, I will ban you from reading this book, if you don't stop

Bookworm: Fine *plans on coming in latter when sibling isn't home and reading* 

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        Cookie Squid Fantasy the Chicken Queen

If cookie are awesome, I guess I'm awesome!

MY Gang: Chicken da Chicken, JJ, Olivia the ghost, GalaxisGalaxy, Quasar, Joy Goldenspark, and my flip side Milky

I'm werid, GET USED TO IT