I'll start: 

-I was once waiting for someone in a car with my tablet. I was bored, but instead of pulling up one of the video games I had, I started reading the Terms and Conditions of the tablet and trying to decipher the legal-talk

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PhD in Deliberation  

If I must fall I will rise each time a better man.

 

I am a Mormon

I'm not very good at it 

But I promise to be better

 

 

I don't believe the things others say about me. 

 

 

 

 

I once ate a nutella, ham, and swiss cheese sandwich with animal crackers to boot.

 

...that was a weird day.

 

 

 

I also came up with a potato song about a boy who carries a sack of potatoes:

 

I'm carrying a sack potatoes

A great big sack of potatoes

It will earn me fame and glory

So I'll keep carrying strong!

 

Without my mother and father along!

 

...It keeps on going for five verses and the boy faints at the end. It comes with hand motions and everything. This is what happens when I'm bored XD

 

 

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~Lector~

...Sanetra ate this part of my siggy

 

On the plus side, you passed the course. Unfortunately, you broke my floor. Again. -Trainer

 

#SunnyLickedAQibli

#RememberTheLost

#TheBerriesShallRule

#NoMoreDeadFousts

I once wrote a story called "The Evil Adventures of Fred the Chicken." It ripped off the Star Wars theme song and first phrase, ripped off Minecraft and Pokemon, and is about how he's killed over and over by a sadistic butcher.

 

...sometimes I don't get myself.

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Formerly known as Alpha

Joined November 10th, 2017

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PhD in Deliberation  

If I must fall I will rise each time a better man.

 

I am a Mormon

I'm not very good at it 

But I promise to be better

 

 

I don't believe the things others say about me.