Seriously. Several things are more likely to kill you than a shark.
-Cows are more likely to kill you than a shark because of cow tipping.
-A falling coconut is also more likely to kill you. Blunt force trauma and all.
-Mosquitos carrying malaria are waaay more likely to kill you. Because, y’know, malaria is deadly.
-Bee stings kill 100 people annually.
-Hippos kill 2,900 people a year. Yes, hippos. Let that sink in for just a brief moment.
Most sharks only attack if provoked or don’t attack at all. 38 people die annually from being struck by lightning in coastal states, yet less 1 person per year has their life claimed by a shark in Florida.
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Murder? In MY hope-filled academy?