1. Go into the produce aisle and make a cabbage in to a hat

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Grey

 

She/Her

 

My hobbies include hiding from face-to-face interaction, obsessing over fictional content, and wasting away on the internet. I tend to be inactive on these forums and in real life.

 

 

Queen of Sarcasm

 

 

2. Eat all the free samples

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I used to be Crest

The forum-aunt.

(I used to be the forum uncle but I’m a girl now shh don’t think much about it)

 

#RIP-FFAF

 

I miss all y'all old forumers

 

I'm aromantic, please stop shipping me

 

I'm also nonbinary, not male.

 

/210242

3 randomly pick up everything off the shelf you want then put it on the register pretend that you forgot to bring any money and then they have to put it all back. wa ha ha. 

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 Ninja (Divergent)

 

Don't let your rage be the queen of you Don't let him win.~deathbringer

 

Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?

I want to be.

I can.

I belive it.

 

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Hide in a giant bin of stuff and jump out of it, scaring people

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A FanWing who likes minecraft, roleplays, and more! :D

 

HAS 894 STARS!!

 

Some of my friends include:

 

Willow!

 

Lissie!

 

Angel!

 

Frost!

 

Ninja!

 

Misty!

5. Make a fort  out of the paper towel/toilet paper rolls.

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Call me Cunning

I'm female

Reading this white ink fills you with DETER-*whacks* No. Staph. Overused Undertale joke. 

My ships:

Moonbli

Pertle

Clunny

Starspeaker

Glorybringer

Ripnami

Lynter

#MoonDeservesBetterThanWinter

6: Shoplift! :D

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Hurricane is a Christian, a weatherman, a Florida Rancherand an IceWing!

 

Main OCs

 

Tornado

 

Nightfrost

 

Icefire

 

Copperhead

 

Hurricane

 

Haboob

 

Ships

 

WinterWatcher

 

Cleril

 

SunnyFlight

 

#SnakesAreNOTMonsters

#TurnAroundDontDrown

#StarsAreOnlyVisibleInDarkness

7. Eat all the food! :)

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KNIGHT

 

ROGUE

 

REST IN SPAGHETTI

NEVER FORGETTI

 

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF

8. If you find a canoe, hop in and "try" to paddle around.

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YClara!Y

 

 

 

QUEEN OF RANDOMNASS!

SkyWing

Ravenclaw

Daughter of Artemis

#FeelTheFluxCapacitor!

 

OCs!

 

Nixie Kyle Feather Chomper Whippy Choppy Crowbar Kelp

Swinger Blast Fen MoonlitSkyfall Whizzy Dizzy Berliose 

 Slippers

9. Open something, eat it, and put it back

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 Minty

 

 

 

 b o o p

 

 

probably not what your looking for.

 

 

Open all the packages and leave them open.

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 ><><Yuuki><><

     She/Her

     ><><><><><><><><><

                  Ramen Princess

^East is up^ Aspriring Actress

#RememberHurricane #Twico

               BELIEVE IT!

 

Let five goats lose in the store, then throw gerbils and ferrets at people while they're distracted (GO WILDLIFE!)

 

 

scream "TECHNO WAFFLE" at the top of your lungs ito the microphone, then throw  waffles Frisbee style from where you are to try to knock all the bike displays over

 

 

Sing the first bit of I'm Glad You Came quietly, then start singing What Does The Fox Say at the top of your lungs very slowly and very off-key

 

 

 

I guess they all involve screaming and throwing. #Tantrums

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JayBriarleaf, Illusion, Fluffermuffins,  with a gang too big                 

Greencloak

Rainwing

Fluxer

Skyclan Warrior

Daughter of Bastet

#ADOPTdon'tSHOP

#Purrito

 

Black Cats = Good Luck

 

 

This sentence is false. Now there's a brain freeze!

 

14 take on nap on the beds set up for display.

 

15 throw a random party on isle 3

 

16 take self's with everybody shoping there.

 

17 throw a random party on isle 4.

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 Ninja (Divergent)

 

Don't let your rage be the queen of you Don't let him win.~deathbringer

 

Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?

I want to be.

I can.

I belive it.

 

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

#18: Open a pack of tennis balls and start throwing them everywhere.

 

#19: Throw something hard at a TV (Or any other electronic) on display.

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~Solstice~

 

Greencloak

Fanwing

Guardian of Ga'hoole

Thunderclan warrior

 

#SaveWildlife!

#RememberMist&Moon&Wolfie

#RememberTheForumersWhoLeft

#SaveTheWhales!

Take a chocolate bar into the changing room and when you're in there, say super loudly "Where's the toilet paper?" Then smear the chocolate bar all over your hands and walk out a few minutes later, licking your hands curiously.

 

Put a walkie talkie behind a Barbie in the Barbie aisle and when a little girl walks by, whisper into the walkie talkie from another aisle "I'm watching you"

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*~Luna~*

Joined March 7 2015

 

PROUD!

 

-Bisexual-

Wiccan

 

Our opinions are not equal when your opinion does not respect my existence.

20. When you're favorite song comes on start screaming at the top of you're lungs about how much you love it. 

 

21. (More of a prank) get four goats, paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on them, then watch them look for number 4.

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Darksea

And oh, there is no power on Earth, or below

That could ever break our hearts Or shake our souls

And when you Lay Me Down you'll only bury bones

'Cause oh, my heart and soul are going home

Pick up a pineapple, start shaking it and scream "I know you're in there, SpongeBob!"

 

Challenge other people to duels with gift wrap tubes.

 

Grab other people's shopping carts when they're not looking.

 

Hide in the clothing racks, and whenever anyone browses by, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

 

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*~Luna~*

Joined March 7 2015

 

PROUD!

 

-Bisexual-

Wiccan

 

Our opinions are not equal when your opinion does not respect my existence.

Bump 

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*~Luna~*

Joined March 7 2015

 

PROUD!

 

-Bisexual-

Wiccan

 

Our opinions are not equal when your opinion does not respect my existence.

26. (I think) bring 101 cats inside near Halloween and shout "I thought gut it was 101 Dalmatians!! Then have them eat every thing...

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My IRL BFF is dragonwolf10563

 

My OC's are:

Sunshine, Articwolf, Cattail, TempoFlora, Hiou, Ratel, Sparrow

 

My nickname is KittyCatastrophe or just Kitty

 

 

If you see this tell me MEOW and i will give u a free egg or OC

 

CATS

 

*Hi Kiddo! How ya doin?

27. Hide in the clothing and when people come to browse jump out and grab their ankles.

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KNIGHT

 

ROGUE

 

REST IN SPAGHETTI

NEVER FORGETTI

 

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF

28.  Follow someone, but make noise,and when they look back, do a pathetic try of a cackle, and hide behind something really thin or short so that they can still see you.

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~~~Pepperoni aka Pep~~~

Christian!

~INFP~ 

 

Wait... so #hashtag is a hashtag within a hashtag which would make it hashtagception? Mind blown.s

 

I still shiWinterwatcher

 

Sorta kinda obsessed with MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

 

NOT EVEN REMOTELY ACTIVE!

Ride the conveyer belt and shout "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" You will so get in trouble for that one

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~~~Pepperoni aka Pep~~~

Christian!

~INFP~ 

 

Wait... so #hashtag is a hashtag within a hashtag which would make it hashtagception? Mind blown.s

 

I still shiWinterwatcher

 

Sorta kinda obsessed with MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

 

NOT EVEN REMOTELY ACTIVE!

Make a "nest" out of stuffed animals from the toy department. Then curl up for a nap.

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There's not enough coffee in the world, to get ME to rise and shine.

 Sofi Moonshadow, AKA SILVERWOLF4004

 

Remember Ravenpaw and Shadowkit

 

#CrazyCatLady

#KickLikeAGirl

 

 

 

30:Buy something for one dollar and whe theysay one dollar give them one cent, grab your stuff and walk away

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~Jade~

Queen of Loopholes, Insanity, and Theories

Princess of ellipsis and Grammar

Forever the universe

 

I joined August 13, 2015

 

Too soon did this spinning storm of delight leave us.

Too soon.

#RememberHurricane

 

 

31: grab a lot of markers and paper and start coloring pictures on them. Then go hang them around the store

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HAS 894 STARS!!

 

Some of my friends include:

 

Willow!

 

Lissie!

 

Angel!

 

Frost!

 

Ninja!

 

Misty!

29. Go hide in the medicine aisle and when an old person walks by start singing a theme song from an old show (such as the theme song from Saved by the Bell: the College years. Google it if you don't know the show or theme song) at the top of your lungs.

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~Dawn~

Queen of Sarcasm, Sass, and Attitude

Forum Future Queen of Asgard

 

Glorybringer, Claynami, Sunnyflight, Winterwatcher,

Qiblijou, Aukliff

Thorora

Quidelver

 

#letthetigerstiger

 

WE ARE NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT!!!

31.) (I think) Bring in a marching band.

 

Playing very loudly.

 

'Nuff said.

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 t w e n t y o n e p i l o t s

 

|-/

 

current mood: Hey there, gang ... guess who's visiting? :)

 

 

Go to the tech department with a banana. Say you would like to upgrade to an Apple.

 

Get an orange and throw it at a random person and yell, "Go, Pikachu!"

 

Run through the supermarket yelling "THEY'RE COMING" and see how many people start running with you.

 

Dress up as a mermaid, go to the seafood section, and start crying.

 

Scream at the grapes, throw them on the floor, and calmly walk away.

 

Yell at a bag of potatoes "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

 

Attempt to buy one grape.

 

Dress up as Pac-Man, have your friends dress up as the ghosts, and play a game in the aisles.

 

Hide in a wardrobe in the furniture section. When someone comes by, jump out and yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA."

 

In the pet section, point at a person and say, "I want that one."

 

Dress up as a teddy bear, sit in the toy section, and when someone walks by, say "PICK ME"

 

 

*drops mic and walks off stage*

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-PURPLE-

enfp | pisces | she/her | vaguely emo indie pop kiddo | trash queen | grape gremlin 2.0 actual cryptid | HUGE furry | major meme

 

[giratina battle theme continues]

 

Go up to the customer service and when they ask "How can I help you?" Say "I'd like a medium size soda, a large BLC, and a large fries." Then walk away, saying "Call me up when my order is ready!"

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*~Luna~*

Joined March 7 2015

 

PROUD!

 

-Bisexual-

Wiccan

 

Our opinions are not equal when your opinion does not respect my existence.

(Is it weird that I imagine all of this stuff happening at Wal-mart?)

 

#44 (I think): Go to the section with party favors, open up a can of silly string, and start spraying it at all the people who pass by. (Especially the store workers)

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~Solstice~

 

Greencloak

Fanwing

Guardian of Ga'hoole

Thunderclan warrior

 

#SaveWildlife!

#RememberMist&Moon&Wolfie

#RememberTheForumersWhoLeft

#SaveTheWhales!

Look for a store worker and glare at them like they're your enemy. Then go up to another guy at the cashier and when he's checking out your groceries, say, "That guy's trouble. I know it." and point to the "enemy". Then continue to stare down your "enemy" and stalk him/her.

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`·.·★Aηgie/Sappho/Melon★·.·´

{she/they}

SHSL Artist

The mods are capitalists

when the light is running low

and the shadows start to grow 

and the places that you know

seem like fantasy

I imagin it happening at sams club.

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 Ninja (Divergent)

 

Don't let your rage be the queen of you Don't let him win.~deathbringer

 

Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?

I want to be.

I can.

I belive it.

 

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I imagine it at Walmart too. True story: yesterday my favorite song came on and I ran into a main aisle and shouted "I LUFF THIS SONG!" Then ran away again. 

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Darksea

And oh, there is no power on Earth, or below

That could ever break our hearts Or shake our souls

And when you Lay Me Down you'll only bury bones

'Cause oh, my heart and soul are going home

#36: Grab a bunch of stuffed animal narwhals from the stuffed animal section, dress up in a Star Vs The Forces Of Evil costume, and when somebody walks by, yell "RAINBOW NARWHAL BLAST!!!!!!!!" and throw the narwhals at them. Then pick up the narwhals, hug them, and then hug the person that you threw narwhals at

#36: Grab a Spirit Animals book (I'm usually on the SAMB), push the book in front of somebody's face, and yell "JOIN THE FANDOM!!!!!!!" (I do this at my school library)

~Peace&Love~
~Puppy&HerGang~

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~Puppy Traitare-Hamiltonia~

   (Demigirl ~ She/They)

Aka Spider Puppy, Dog Child, Yppup, Ghost Puppy, or Doggo

 

Gang:

Angelica Luise

Selena

Bliss!!!

Briggan

Mist

Violet

Flame

 

#IkilledNightRobin

SAMBer of the day: Aphrodite!

(I'm imagining this at a wal-mart as well)

 

#46 (I think): if your sibling has to go to the bathroom, make them poop in the middle of an aisle 

 

 

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A FanWing who likes minecraft, roleplays, and more! :D

 

HAS 894 STARS!!

 

Some of my friends include:

 

Willow!

 

Lissie!

 

Angel!

 

Frost!

 

Ninja!

 

Misty!

#47. Dress up as Dora, and stalk someone, and whenever they pick something up, yell, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" as loud as you can.

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ELLO!

 

 

MY NAME IS Puppy

 

R O A S T Y  T O A S T Y 

 

ELLO, LAUREL!

 

wompdedomp

 

hey if you could use they/them for me that would be great thanksssss i mean i'm not on here often anymore but shhshshshsh

???. Make toilet paper statues.

 

????. Open a bag that is transparent, remove the items inside, and go in.

 

?????. Wear any-colored vest and go around saying you work here.

 

??????. Go around telling people that they are a wizard. (Even workers)

 

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Bend

hopefully that name isn't taken

Previously Bee 

some attributes about me

chill

likes watermelons

hates melons

hates cantaloupes

kdkeejxmduemxjkdmei

 

 

When someone starts talking over the loudspeaker, curl up on the floor and scream. "NO! NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!"

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*~Luna~*

Joined March 7 2015

 

PROUD!

 

-Bisexual-

Wiccan

 

Our opinions are not equal when your opinion does not respect my existence.

Number IDK: Bring a T-shirt gun into the store and bombard everything with T-shirts.

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I have left the forums forever. I'll miss everybody. Goodbye. :(

Play a tuba.

 

If someone wonders what they should buy, say "Everything," in a really creepy voice.

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Sage of the Universe, Giver of Writing Advice

 

I'll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn't disrespect anyone else's life

 

LONG LIVE ANARCHY, DESTROY YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT, AND BE CAREFUL: SERPENTINE IS 100% SALT

 

/318748

yell at all the oranges for being so anoying.

 

Ask all the workers what does the fox say?

 

Run around singing Justin Bieber. (Def will get you kicked out.)

 

Cut holes in a magazine and stare at every body through it. If anyone notices you scream I'M A NINJA!!!! Then run away.

 

 

 

 

 

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 Ninja (Divergent)

 

Don't let your rage be the queen of you Don't let him win.~deathbringer

 

Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?

I want to be.

I can.

I belive it.

 

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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