Moon: This movie sounds cool!
Winter:Grabs 200 Star Wars action figures: I am NOT obsessed, Qibli! Just because I memorized the names of every planet in-
Peril: SUSH, THE MOVIE IS STARTING! :Accidentaly melts one of Winter's action figures: OOPS, heh heh, sorry about that...
[Rey appears on screen]
Winter: Rey is OBVIOUSLY a Skywalker, Qibli.
Qibli: Excuse me? She's totally a Solo!
Moon: Sorry, but... She's a Skywalker
Peril: Ugh, SHE'S A SOLO!
Turtle: I think she's a Kenobi.
Everyone: SHUT UP, TURTLE!
[Han Solo appears "Chewie, we're home"]
Winter: ACTUALLY, Chewbacca's home planet is Kashyyyk and Han Solo's is-
Peril: PLEASE. JUST LET ME BURN HIM, CLAY. HIS GEEKY KNOWLEDGE IS TORTURE FOR US ALL!
Everyone else: Yeah!
Winter: All of you deserve to be in the seventh circle...
[Kylo Ren kills Han]
Kinkajou: NO NO NO! :Sobs:
Winter: Kylo's still my favorite character.
Winter: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THIS SCAVENGER GOT PAID 1,000,000 BUCKS TO STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING?!??!?
Moon: Wow, this scene TOTALLY revealed a BUNCH of stuff about Rey's parents.
Kinkajou: I was hoping for an "I am your father" moment...
Qibli: But that would never happen because Rey is a Solo.
Kinkajou: OH NO NO, YOU'VE GOT YOUR THEORIES CONFUSED... SHE'S A SKYWALKER!
Turtle: OR A KENOBI!
Everyone:Glares at Turtle:
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