1. It is possible to strangle someone with a towel

2. If you stare at someone for too long, they will probably call the police

3. Leaving the planet is surprisingly simple

4. Raymond Reddington isn't actually a villain

5. I'd probably want to join the FBI if I wasn't a coward

6. Maltesers could probably be weapons?

7. I haven't eaten ice cream in months

8. Everyone in the government actually is a lizard

9. Human beings can fly

10. I own too many scarves

11. Cheese can kill you

12. *screaming*

13. I like fog, and rain

14. Smaug is a small dragon

15. Dogs are good

16. If you ate a piece of broccoli every day for a week, very few people would care

17. Jacksfilms can sing

18. I can't sing

19. Humans are more confusing than birds

20. Music boxes are cooler than things humans want you to think are cool

21. Some people don't like chocolate

22. Walmart is evil

23. Cats are often kinder than humans

24. Daleks aren't really worse than the human race

25. Just kidding I'm not one of those people who wants to exterminate all humans

26. Memes die

27. People die because that's what people DO

28. Mustard tastes like mustard

29. People who are annoying have a higher chance of annoying someone

30. The Blacklist is currently my second favorite show of all time

31. Silver is a color

32. Glitter can kill you

33. These facts might not all be facts

34. Ladybugs can bite people

35. A serial killer could read this

36. Random isn't always funny

37. I got bored of Supernatural

38. My favorite smell when I was younger was the smell of wolf fur 

39. If I got kidnapped I'd probably have a heart attack

40. This list is almost over

41. Sponges don't have brains, do they?

42. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a good book

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Bookmark so I can discuss this with you when I get on my computer tomorrow or something

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Finally, someone else who knows how dangerous glitter can be. We will be the ones to survive the glitter apocalypse.

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YESSSSS SILVER IS A COLOR!!! *Starts laughing insanely* AHAHAHA IT BE MY FAVORITE COLOR! Also because of other reasons because Peter Maximoff XD XD XD X3 Mind my fangirling!

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      °.•○|~|Blizzy|~|°.•○Quidelever  

 

                         #Marvel

                              #Classic Rock

 

             "PaINt iT bLAcK"

 

                          °.•○S P A C E  O D D I T Y○•.

This is hilarious! *Hands Kit ice cream of her favorite flavor*

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Call Me Rivulet

Child Of The Stars

 

             Asteroid

ChilOThSun

 

             Instinct

Child Of The Moon

 

Lilly - My Favorite OC

 

{❤️ OWLCITY}

 

#IBelieveInLove

 

#ISTOLEDRIPPY'SCAR

 

Forum Lucky Ducky

 

OMU = OMG

What does wolf fur smell like? My favorite smell when I was younger was the ocean.

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Hmm... I can't quite remember the smell of wolf but it was sort of like the smell of dog but way better.

Like, dog smell is slightly disgusting because my dog likes to rub his face in banana peel and dead frog.

Wolf smell is not disgusting at all.

 

See, I once went to a place where I got to hold and pet a wolf puppy wrapped in a blanket, and they had a gift shop where my mother bought me a little plush arctic wolf, which I named Diamond.

Because it had been in a shop with wolf fur, and probably people who had been petting wolves had been touching the toy, it smelled like wolf.

And I could not sleep without it.

 

AND THEN ONE DAY WE WENT ON A TRIP TO GEORGIA THAT I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH BUT I LOST DIAMOND IN THE HOTEL AND I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN

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Poor Diamond.

 

 

My favorite smell when i was little was the smell of our dryer machine.

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Child Of The Stars

 

             Asteroid

ChilOThSun

 

             Instinct

Child Of The Moon

 

Lilly - My Favorite OC

 

{❤️ OWLCITY}

 

#IBelieveInLove

 

#ISTOLEDRIPPY'SCAR

 

Forum Lucky Ducky

 

OMU = OMG

Poor Diamond.

Yeah... our dog doesn't smell very good, for some reason...

Anyways, the ocean was my favorite smell because my grandparents owned a boat. Unfortunately, they sold it ;-;

One time, my mom and I visited the marina that it used to be in. We cried...

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-Dragonkin

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my favorite smell is either pizza out of the box or the smell of freshly mowed grass

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       Sirius

 

 

 

Goddess of speed and teleportation

 

 i support #LGBTQ+

 

 

she/her

 

Pitbulls are dogs too!

 

Queen of grammar.

I like Hitchhiker's Guide, too! Arthur Dent's a bit of a whiner, though.

 

But really. I have Hitchhiker's Guide socks. They have the "laughing planet" logo and on the bottom, they say "Don't Panic."

 

Anyway, that's all. Carry a towel.

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Mer

 

 

Remember the lost

 

 

"Be proud of your place in the cosmos. It is small, and yet it is. How unlikely, how fantastic, and stupid, and excellent."

 

 

It's better to be alone. No one can hurt me then.

 

 

 

 

I may or may not have misread that as grass out of the box and freshly mowed pizza

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My favorite smell... tropical things. Random Fact That May Not Be A Fact And Just My Opinion: Did you knew cat food's a lot tastier than people say it is?

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Fatey - she\her - i love cats

 

sunny licked a qibli its canon now okay i dont make the rules

also uh please be patient im kinda stupid auygfusfsdf

#21 is true, I know someone like that. Though there's a nonzero chance she's a space alien.

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Sage of the Universe, Giver of Writing Advice

 

I'll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn't disrespect anyone else's life

 

LONG LIVE ANARCHY, DESTROY YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT, AND BE CAREFUL: SERPENTINE IS 100% SALT

 

/318748

Some of these facts are so true.......

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I am a Magic Kitten!

My nickname is Magic

 

"Everyone should suddenly have the air turn into seven bright purple dragons yelling hysterically whenever she gets attacked." -Tsunami

 

 

 

 

 

I dunno about young me, but at the moment I love the smell of freshly baked brownies.

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Keep going, friend :D! I believe in you!

 

'Goat like yelps'

-Hootsie

 

#SupportPeri

 

Basic psychology. Also I read a lot of memes.

 

I scream a lot!

I like this list. 

 

(Also #14 Smaug is a small dragon: I know I've read a book with a dragon named Smaug but I can't remember what book! AAAAAA!)

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prism

she/her

 

tmsh/238145 

2 years/152 pages 

#rememberthelost 

 

inactive on weekends

"This list is almost over"...........nice fact.

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 Deviantart is LivVirtual

 

COOL! FACTS!

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DrIPPy CatzNJamz

MerMaid MecHaNic

Forum Grandma

 

Mystic Messenger Ruined Me

 

I can't live without you...

    Then Perish

 

#Animeisreal

 

"Back in MY DAY!"

~Me All The Time

 

CHRONIC PAIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME

 

I say we bring back GvE so I can stab my friends again

If you were good enough at using throwing weapons etc, maltesers probably could be lobbed really hard through someone's eye or something. 

 

About number nine, aeroplanes. And hang gliders. And helicopters. And being thrown through the air by an angry giant. And stuff.

 

About number 35, what if they couldn't read?

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"Everyone in the government actually is a lizard"

 

this is absolutely beautiful

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wild/spades

joined july 2nd, 2016

 

approximate star count: 5400

 

don't let the memories of this place die

So, can I borrow this idea?

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-=-Call me Athena-=-

 

Farewell, and may you have the best possible opportunities and life. Maybe I'll be back someday, but for now I just want to say thank you for everything.

 

 

What's a Malteser...?

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interesting  cheeeeeeeeeese

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a malteser is a type of malt ball covered with chocolate thingy.

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@Prism

Smaug is from The Hobbit 

 

 

@Wild

I got the idea for that one because of Hitchhiker's Guide and also The X-Files

 

@Athena

Sure

 

 

@Bengal

A malted milk ball covered in chocolate, but delicious

 

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I know someone who doesn't like chocolate.

 

When I was little I loved the smell of rain.

 

I think I'll start carrying cheese and glitter as weapons.

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I am a Magic Kitten!

My nickname is Magic

 

"Everyone should suddenly have the air turn into seven bright purple dragons yelling hysterically whenever she gets attacked." -Tsunami

 

 

 

 

 

great facts I l love the list a lot good job.  

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Big wings of fire fan! 

 

 

Wings Of Fire forever!!

 

 

Have a nice day!

 

I also love minecraft!!

 

 

Im the leader of GreenBears clan!

nice.

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Azalis

Per Elsa's request, call me Snazalis

 

Official Thread Necromancer.

Proud member of luana's third Mrs Wolfe's haven and school for elemental werewolves roleplay.

This list just summed up my life

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when fear creeps up your spine

 

start writing

 

shake it off

 

word by word

 

and look at the splinters of fear on the ground

 

shining like broken glass

 

 

insanity

 

i'm all inside your head anyway

i'll get into supernatural when my dad puts in netflix for our new TV.

 

IT'S BEEN ABOUT TWO MONTHS

 

WHERES NETFLIX

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-Frostbyte- 

*finger guns into eternity*

 

-She/they

-lesbab

- yooooo

How dare you...! Apologize to Walmart right this instant. This is blasphemous.

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Ace

actual trash child + lowkey has no chill

 

Meme Friend of the Dark Side 

 

"Without memes I will die." - Filthy Frank

 

#scienceisprettycool

 

the void - /257857

I refuse

 

Walmart popcorn chicken tastes like small sponges soaked in chicken soup

 

the lights are too bright

 

there was mold on an apron for three weeks before they got rid of it

 

and they don't sell Maltesers

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idk anymore my dudes

 

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