This doesn't really apply, but....

 

Yeah, life sucks.

 

Then again, when has it not?

 

~Me

 

Make Me. ~EVERYONE in my grade

 

^Trust me: use as a comeback and it's unbeatable. 

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-=-Call me Athena-=-

 

Farewell, and may you have the best possible opportunities and life. Maybe I'll be back someday, but for now I just want to say thank you for everything.

 

 

"Life keeps giving me lemons, and I'd love to make lemonade, but I really could use some sugar and water..."

 

"Get your hands off my locker or I will break them off and eat them."

 

"I drink black coffee with a side of the souls of the innocent."

 

"I. AM A DELICATE. FEMALE. FLOWER."

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-PURPLE-

enfp | pisces | she/her | vaguely emo indie pop kiddo | trash queen | grape gremlin 2.0 actual cryptid | HUGE furry | major meme

 

[giratina battle theme continues]

 

"If you 'accidentally' shove me one more time, I swear I will rip off your foot and smack you with it." -Me

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[Nightmare]

I'm fine. Are you?

 

Daily Song Quote"i've done all i can think of, chased down all my demons" -pink

Yep, those are good.

 

"Three words: I. don't. Care." -Me

 

Not inspiring I know, but it's a conversation ender.

 

"ha ah ah, that's funny... Don't you DARE tell them that or I will do something violent"

 

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Farewell, and may you have the best possible opportunities and life. Maybe I'll be back someday, but for now I just want to say thank you for everything.

 

 

"My fingers are numb. I don't think that's good."

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Cervidae

 

Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

"If you're wondering why I haven't said anything back, it's because you're making a fool of yourself and if I said anything it'd ruin the show."

~Should be used as follows. When someone says something offensive to you do this:

 _   ~

W_W

At this they may break off. If not, simply stare at them until they turn to leave. Then, use quote. 

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>)(<Crimson>)(< 

Son of Justice

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

 

El Amigo

 

Please just be okay...

 

Foolizh autocoreect

Friend: I'm just an innocent little kitten. 

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happeh  

 

people come into our lives for a reason

bringing something we must learn

we are led to those who help us most to grow

we help them in return

i don't know if i believe that's true

but i know i'm who i am today

because i knew you

Wow, these are good

 

(Thanks for the instructions, Crimson!)

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Farewell, and may you have the best possible opportunities and life. Maybe I'll be back someday, but for now I just want to say thank you for everything.

 

 

XD. I made this one up:

Instead of

Great Minds Think Alike,

Silly Ponies Think Alike

 

Or (didn't make these up):

When nothing goes right, go left

It's not about how you ride, it's about how you fall

Obstacles are those things you see when you take your eyes off the goal 

Bloom where you are planted

A day without laughter is a day wasted

You miss 100% of the shots you never take

Do what you love, love what you do

You get no 'practice life'

 

 

AAAAAND yeah. Think that's good!

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Sorrel