Come rescue me from this horrific child

 

 

I'm kinda worried he's gonna murder me in my sleep and eat me

 

 

You don't want to know all his attempts at conversation today...

 

 

yesterday he called me "demonic" for liking FNAF

today he was running around telling me he was going to feed me a human hand wrapped in bacon

 

 

yep my family is verrrrrrrry normal

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idk anymore my dudes

 

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First of all: eek

Second of all: mmmmm baaacooonnn

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Brother:*cheerfully* Is it a good idea to set my hands on fire?

Me: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Brother: *playing a game, Incredibots I think?* *makes two planes* *makes them crash into each other and fall on a school full of children* Goodbye school! *laughter*

Me: how can I pour holy water on him without my parents noticing

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idk anymore my dudes

 

here to yell about the Dalby Spook

0_0 evil kid *runs away*

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Probably just sneak into his bedroom at night(or if you're in the same room, sneak to his side of the room) and pour the holy water. Simple as eating a chocolate that hasn't frozen. Speaking of chocolate, WE'VE RAN OUT OF IT!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uhh hi. Call me Rainbow.

 

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Well. I have had a friend attempt to chop my hair off with safety scissors (no wonder she's not allowed real ones). But um. Yeah... that's really something. Just hide. And think that at least if he kills you he will be in jail. 

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Speaking of evil brother...

 

Brother: (sits in his room, doing homework, saying outloud how he is going to ground little brother from everything he owns)

Me: (approaches room, hears everything, backs away) OH LAWD.

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what about us? what about all the broken happy ever afters?

 

 

 

#RememberTheLost

cindering, one of the lost

Lock your door, stuff towels, clothes, blankets, etc. in the bottom, create a blockade in general that would be easy to remove from the inside because fire safety. 

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people come into our lives for a reason

bringing something we must learn

we are led to those who help us most to grow

we help them in return

i don't know if i believe that's true

but i know i'm who i am today

because i knew you

O.O

 

Pour in the holy water then frame it on a sibling

Then check if your family has a history of mental illness or phycos.

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Good idea but what if she has one sibling? I've only got one.

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Uhh hi. Call me Rainbow.

 

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*sends over a box of helpings to Kit's house*

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aching

pain so great

i can almost breathe again

Hide in your room, and if your parents force you to do *gasp* family time, then sit as far away from his as possible.

Send Deathbringer after him.

Ship him with Blister

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SPIRIT

Queen of Curiosity

You want weapons? Were in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!the Doctor

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you have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

#Remember Hurricane

Experiment. Make a salt circle around his bed and see if he can leave it or not.

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-inactive as heck

-founder of GvE, great grandma of FWRPs

-will sometimes crawl out of my hidey hole

 

just. leave GvE alone. I'm sick of saying it

 

 

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the holy water plan failed because my parents were up watching netflix all night so I couldn't sneak into the kitchen

 

weird thing: last night, at 1:00 am, he was coughing really loud like he was gonna cough his lungs out but I was the only person who noticed?

 

he seems to be back to normal this morning, talking about food and Halo with my other brother

 

 

I'm gonna be carrying my plastic knife with me everywhere and keeping a closer eye on him from now on though

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NUMBER ONE GEF FAN

 

idk anymore my dudes

 

here to yell about the Dalby Spook

scratch that he just asked me if I was "going to eat that slice of human in the fridge"

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idk anymore my dudes

 

here to yell about the Dalby Spook

humans are tasty thou

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A curious case, a reckless infection

 

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Yeah, my family and I were just having a discussion about psychopathic things we did when we were little children. I called my mom pretending to be my dead grandfather telling her she should die (it was when I was young and immature and really mad that I was going to have a little brother), and my little brother tried to drown my mother (He was going to let her go, but he didn't tell her that and she honestly thought she was going to die) and broke my mom's finger (he was trying to hurt her, but not that badly). We concluded that all really young kids are psychopaths to some extent, since we're both perfectly normal now.

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@Grif, If you have experience with that, I ... am very weirded out.

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she/heand they/them

and we're powered by every tear that's dried

When I first met my brother I was really excited but when my brother started crying I t tried to cover his face with a blanket so he wouldn't cry and my mum tried to get me away from him

 

(This was when I was two)

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Uhh hi. Call me Rainbow.

 

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Uh

 

I do have experience eating humans?

 

 

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A curious case, a reckless infection

 

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yeah

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A curious case, a reckless infection

 

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It's a statewide inspection

Official demon hunter in training! Err.. Need an exorsism or banishment ma'am?

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-inactive as heck

-founder of GvE, great grandma of FWRPs

-will sometimes crawl out of my hidey hole

 

just. leave GvE alone. I'm sick of saying it

 

 

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Try Hootsie's idea. Then call a priest if he can't leave.

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OMU = OMG

@Hootsie I'm pretty sure table salt only works on ghosts...

 

 

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>)(<Crimson>)(< 

Son of Justice

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

 

El Amigo

 

Please just be okay...

 

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Hoostie, I have a question. If I put a ring of salt around my bed, would it keep the ghosts out, and keep me safe inside?

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Child Of The Stars

 

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ChilOThSun

 

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Child Of The Moon

 

Lilly - My Favorite OC

 

{❤️ OWLCITY}

 

#IBelieveInLove

 

#ISTOLEDRIPPY'SCAR

 

Forum Lucky Ducky

 

OMU = OMG

*Blinks slowly* yeah I can relate.... my brother is craaaaaaaazy..... 0.0 (I'm 99.9% sure he's an alian... lol)

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We're Better Together!

Well, if there were any ghosts in the circle, you'd trap them in there with you.

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~Hootsie

-inactive as heck

-founder of GvE, great grandma of FWRPs

-will sometimes crawl out of my hidey hole

 

just. leave GvE alone. I'm sick of saying it

 

 

One of the few people who seems to realize that more than 6% of the world likes wolves

*lightbulb* *draws a salt circle on the floor*

 

*Walks through the circle* Not funny,death boy. Not funny at all.

 

*shrugs* It was worth a shot.

 

I feel ya,Kit. I've got FIVE brothers and one older sister and I'm fairly certain at least one of them is an ailen.

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 That one crazy sister & fireball goddess

 

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"YOU ATE MY SWORD!!"-Percy Jackson

 

 

Current music obsession:Horrible Kids

 

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