so..... umm.... welcome to my home..... i am tori,asistaint of dr. montgomery montgomery. please dont make a mess.... me ,montgomery, and gustav are expecting 3 orphans soon.... oh and dont go near the increadably deadly viper * smiles in a weird way*.... would you like some tea? *pours some tea*.....

 

 

so here you can chat with me, discuss rps im in,help me care for the reptiles, or just hang out. 

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~Bliss~

 

 

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"I have no idea what I'm doing with my life" - me probably

"Solve your own problems math!" - Actual quote from me in the middle of math class 

Queen of musicals

I remember this book!

 

I read the first three, then skipped to the last one.

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm on the tenth book

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"I have no idea what I'm doing with my life" - me probably

"Solve your own problems math!" - Actual quote from me in the middle of math class 

Queen of musicals

[I read all of them.]

 

*shakes Dr. Montgomery* DON'T LET STEPHANO IN. DON'T LET STEPHANO IN.

 

And . . .

 

*lets the Incredibly Deadly Viper out and plays with it* . . . the Incredibly Deadly Viper is completely harmless and even friendly -- I'm not an idiot.

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I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE DOWNFALL OF MY HOME.

((... I don't even know this series... I just came because reptiles were mentioned XD))

Hi! Can I help? I absolutely adore reptiles. In fact, I own a Madagascar Ground Boa.

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I’m Bengal and I’m sorry

Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

[*smacks Bengal with every A Series of Unfortunate Events Book one at a time [they're hardcover, by the way]*]

 

Hey, Bengal. . . . *shoves the Incredibly Deadly Viper right in Bengal's face* MEET THE INCREDIBLY DEADLY VIPER!

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I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE DOWNFALL OF MY HOME.

*almost falls over* OW

*stands perfectly still, not moving my mouth to talk* Aww, it's so cute! Seriously, it's adorable. What kind of viper? Pit? Eyelash?

((Be warned: Random snake facts and tips on handling snakes will be included. When in close proximity to a snake, never make sudden, jerky movements. The snake will get scared and may accidentally bite you or hurt themselves.))

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Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

PLEASE PUT THAT AWAY*takes the incredibly deadly viper and puts it back in its cage* *hears a car and runs to window* doctor Montgomery is here! Help me clean up!

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"I have no idea what I'm doing with my life" - me probably

"Solve your own problems math!" - Actual quote from me in the middle of math class 

Queen of musicals

[Actually, Bengal, if this particular snake were to bite ANYONE, it wouldn't actually hurt that much. The Incredibly Deadly Viper's name is a misnomer.]

 

Aw, come on! It's harmless. And it's adorable. Also, can I kill Count Olaf when he gets here?

 

Can I tell you that Gustav dies in the show?

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I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE DOWNFALL OF MY HOME.

((But why call it a viper if it isn't one? What species is it? And you're right, nonvenomous snake bites may cause a bit of bleeding, but they're really actually harmless, apart from that.))

I'm all for petting snakes. It is adorable, I just don't want to scare the poor thing.

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I’m Bengal and I’m sorry

Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

[Dr. Montgomery discovered it. Dr. Montgomery got to name it. He plans on playing a trick on the Herpetological Society.]

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I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE DOWNFALL OF MY HOME.