I'll start...

 

1. Instead of giving your crush or whoever candy hearts, you give them a heart with some candy sticking out of it and carve a message into that instead! Real money-saver. It's also very effective when dealing with siblings...

 

2. Tell someone you have a crush on them. Then crush their foot and say, "See?" OR put that orange drink on their head and do the same thing.

 

Add on!

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ELLO!

 

 

MY NAME IS Puppy

 

R O A S T Y  T O A S T Y 

 

ELLO, LAUREL!

 

wompdedomp

 

hey if you could use they/them for me that would be great thanksssss i mean i'm not on here often anymore but shhshshshsh

Say: I love youTUBE and run away XD

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-INDIGO RAVEN-

 Forum Sister

    Slytherin

  LGBTQ+

 

#Blizzbite

#Trindigo!

#Winterwatcher

 

See the line where the sky meets the sea, it calls me

 

#RememberTheLost-they're not forgotten

 

Be yourself there's no one better

 

#AcceptEveryone

 

We're Better Together!

4. Attempt to tell your crush you like them then sprint away blushing and mortified (Most likely what will happen when I try to tell Elizabeth)

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Firework

December 2015-March 2019

3992 stars

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Who can say if I've been changed for the better?

But because I knew you

I have been changed

For good

Give someone a cute stuffed animal that explodes and leaves a note that says "Haha, not gonna happen fool!"

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Moonstone

LGBTQ+

PROUD TO BE  ME  

She/he/xie/they/xe/ze

 

So deep breath in

You're meant for this

Everyone wants to know

If you're the answer they've been searching for.

Beth Crowley "Don't think just run"

3: Wilted flowers. On purpose.

 

4. Walk up to your crush and say "Notice me senpai" and run away.

 

 

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Meep

Trashy Strange Child Extraordinaire

*intp-t*she/her*spOOpy*

(╯ ✧ ▾ ✧ )╯︵ ┻━┻

#sunnylickedaqibli #noflameinthelibrary

Slightly FR-obsessed

For SCIENCE!

"Teleporting skeleton mangoes!"

5. Be my school and ban anything to do with Valentines Day.  Tell your crush that you used to like them but realized that they would never compare to *insert literary character or ship here*

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SPIRIT

Queen of Curiosity

You want weapons? Were in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!the Doctor

Ravenclaw

 sort of active

 

you have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

#Remember Hurricane

Hi

 

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6. Say you have a crush on them and then say it to the next closest girl.

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Just call me...

CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

7. Completely ignore the fact that your crush sits next to you (T^T) and pretend this is a normal day.

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Cervidae

 

Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

9. Try and kiss your crush only to miss and fall on the ground XD

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DrIPPy CatzNJamz

MerMaid MecHaNic

Forum Grandma

 

Mystic Messenger Ruined Me

 

I can't live without you...

    Then Perish

 

#Animeisreal

 

"Back in MY DAY!"

~Me All The Time

 

CHRONIC PAIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME

 

I say we bring back GvE so I can stab my friends again

Sing any of Jacksfilms' Valentine's Day songs

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J

 

cryptid

 

NUMBER ONE GEF FAN

 

idk anymore my dudes

 

here to yell about the Dalby Spook

Sing someones favorite song after saying you were singing for the most amazing, beautiful, caring, and all around great person who loves the song  then say it's for their best friend.

 

Dump someone to go out with their best friend and make that friend hate them.

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Moonstone

LGBTQ+

PROUD TO BE  ME  

She/he/xie/they/xe/ze

 

So deep breath in

You're meant for this

Everyone wants to know

If you're the answer they've been searching for.

Beth Crowley "Don't think just run"

Tell your friend's crush that your friend likes him. 

 

Draw ship art of people you know and post it in the hall at school. 

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prism

she/her

 

tmsh/238145 

2 years/152 pages 

#rememberthelost 

 

inactive on weekends

-Every rose has its thorns. Make sure the closest couple knows by throwing sharp thorns at them.

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Might as well actually do some of these...everyone I know thinks I'm weird anyway...

 

So, Spirit...your school banned anything to do with Valentine's Day?

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***************Ambrosia***************

FanWing, Unwanted, Writer, Warrior Cat, Slytherin, Merl

 

Give your crush a box full of those dreadful chocolates and a cheesy card. And then write, "I gave the best ones to my REAL crush."

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I AM DEVASTATION, FORMERLY DREAMER.

HI.

I WANT TO SHOOT A MACHINE GUN SOMEDAY.

This is hilarious XDDD

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-INDIGO RAVEN-

 Forum Sister

    Slytherin

  LGBTQ+

 

#Blizzbite

#Trindigo!

#Winterwatcher

 

See the line where the sky meets the sea, it calls me

 

#RememberTheLost-they're not forgotten

 

Be yourself there's no one better

 

#AcceptEveryone

 

We're Better Together!

Give the person who likes you custom made candy hearts that say "Sorry, but you'll never be as good as *insert name of character from some fandom*

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\\~Sandfall~//

CUCUMBERS AND RAINBOWS

 

OBSESSED WITH MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

 

#WinterIsAPopsicle

#StarWarsIsAWESOMESAUCE

I don't think that's a hashtag...

*really doesn't care...*

 

support LGBTQA+!

 

Nothing is impossible. NOTHING!!!!!

I HAZ HAMMER

In answer to your thing, Sandfall, write "Chuck Norris".

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I AM DEVASTATION, FORMERLY DREAMER.

HI.

I WANT TO SHOOT A MACHINE GUN SOMEDAY.

Explain to someone that Valentine's Day was in honor of Saint Valentine and spend the next fifteen minutes describing his death, including all the gory details.

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~ h i r a e t h ~

 

Christian

 i can finally say i believe.

 

jan. 2016—march 2019

 

star count: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

 

who has the time to hesitate?

 

Go up to some random person and say: I-I-I... I l-love... chocolate with all my heart. 

 

Give out the candies that everyone hates. 

 

Buy flowers for yourself.

 

If someone you hate hands you a valentine, turn and give it to the next person you see.

 

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gone

Also, tell someone if they give their heart to someone else, they'd be dead.

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~ h i r a e t h ~ 

 

Christian

i can finally say i believe.

 

 

est. jan 2016

 

 

Who are we to wonder where we're going?  

 

Who am I to tell me who I am?

 

Let's take it back, and take in every moment

 

Who am I, to tell me who I am?

Bring a large bag of chocolates to lunch and take it out in front of your friends. Then eat them all without sharing.

 

OR

 

Bring a vegetable and wrap it in chocolate wrapping, then give it to your friends and tell them to unwrap it and bite into it with their eyes closed. 

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Keep going, friend :D! I believe in you!

 

'Goat like yelps'

-Hootsie

 

#SupportPeri

 

Basic psychology. Also I read a lot of memes.

 

I scream a lot!

When a couple try to kiss, break it up and say, "Not under my roof!" Even if it's not your house.

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 DOGGY

 

Cutepuppy907 

CLAYNAMI FOREVER!!!!

 

 

 

94% of people  think  wolves  are  evil  and  viscious  creatures  but  please  copy  and  paste to  your  signature  if  your  one  of  the 6%  that  find  wolves  shy  and  loveable  creatures.

 

 

XD these are so mean and funny.

 

??: When someone you hate gives you a Valentine, say: "I'm sorry, but you'll never be good as [Insertbookcharactercrushhere]." Rip up the Valentine, give it to them, And then walk away. 

 

??: flirt with a random person.

 

??: walk up to someone you hate, tell them, "You are my senpai. Your name is now Chewbaka because you are super hairy." Walk away.

 

??: Walk up, and hug your crush, and say, "I-I l-love...." And when they have their hopes up, say, "Chocolate."

 

??: Walk up to a random person and whispered in their ear, "Be my Senpai..." Look up at them, and say, "Just kidding, loser."

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what about us? what about all the broken happy ever afters?

 

 

 

#RememberTheLost

cindering, one of the lost