Okay, so this is pretty much a thread to put down all of your cheesy Valentine's Day poems. Yep.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Middle school romance is overrated

And mushy love stuff is too.

 

The roses are dying,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl is empty

And so is your head!

(Credit to my English teacher for that one XD)

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Proud CHRISTIAN!

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I know you expected a love poem, but these are gardening facts

 

~ Credit to Accipter (I think) for that one

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It’s the hydra fellow

 

#furryrightsactivist

#endpitbullracism

#blicket

 

“Boi” is a gender neutral term

 

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roses are red

violets are blue

im starting a petition

for bee movie 2

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Xanii

 

 

Oft described as a dumpster but, like, with legs. Cool legs, though.

 

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Mayhaps Steve is everyone's true mom?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am quite angry

So why don't you shoo?

 

~Me

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~{}Vul{}~

Not quite hopeful

 

 

Aro/Ace ~ Nonbinary (They/Them) ~ Collector of Trash Characters ~ Relatable Duo

 

"But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

I KNOW A MORBID ONE

 

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

So are you

 

But roses wilt

and violets die

don't we all?

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A curious case, a reckless infection

 

Grif  

He/Him

Relatable Duo

mod chosen glitcher

2016-2019 \\ 8568 stars

 

It's a statewide inspection

roses are red

violets are blue

Im actually colorblind

So are those facts true?

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Xanii

 

 

Oft described as a dumpster but, like, with legs. Cool legs, though.

 

 Abandoned Post: May 21, 2017

 

hi my name is Dizhbb and im your favorite moment from newsies obc

 

Discord Squad

 

Mayhaps Steve is everyone's true mom?

Roses are white

Sugarcubes too

Katniss isn't

Neither is Rue (Believe it or not, some racist jerks actually think Rue is white)

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Firework

December 2015-March 2019

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Who can say if I've been changed for the better?

But because I knew you

I have been changed

For good

Rubies are red

Carnelians are too

Dragons are fantastic, amazing, kind, thoughtful, generous, and perfect

And so are you

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Jadeseeker

{Genderfluid!}

 

Beauty comes in all forms. It's not just external; it's internal as well. - Alessia Cara

 

Margay Scattering Auburn Cottontail Gyrfalcon Distance Darkwatcher

 

Just some morbid poems~

 

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

me me me me,

hates you you you you. 

 

Roses are red, 

violets are blue,

Please don't kill me,

before I kill you.

 

Roses are red,

violets are red,

daisies are red,

bushes are red,

trees are red,

you thought this was a poem

but I just set your garden on fire.

~Credit to someone but I forgot who

 

Arteries are red,

Veins are blue,

Hearts pump the blood,

But it can spill, too.

 

Roses are red or white or pink or yellow,

Violets are violet,

Get your facts straight,

Before this turns violent.

 

Letters are read, 

Kisses are blew,

Sillly child thinks they've

found love that is true

 

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ELLO!

 

 

MY NAME IS Puppy

 

R O A S T Y  T O A S T Y 

 

ELLO, LAUREL!

 

wompdedomp

 

hey if you could use they/them for me that would be great thanksssss i mean i'm not on here often anymore but shhshshshsh

@Puppy

OR The "red" one could just be an incredible massacre painted everything red with BLOOD

I like those poems, btw

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~{}Vul{}~

Not quite hopeful

 

 

Aro/Ace ~ Nonbinary (They/Them) ~ Collector of Trash Characters ~ Relatable Duo

 

"But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

Crimson-

 

Roses are Red...
Violets are Blue...
I'll have your head...
On a pike just for you.

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It’s the hydra fellow

 

#furryrightsactivist

#endpitbullracism

#blicket

 

“Boi” is a gender neutral term

 

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Roses are red 

Violets are blue 

Love's overrated 

And so are you

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prism

she/her

 

tmsh/238145 

2 years/152 pages 

#rememberthelost 

 

inactive on weekends

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A face like yours

Belongs in a zoo.

But don't worry,

I'll be there too.

Not in a cage,

But laughing at you.

 

Credit to my friend...

...who must have gotten it from the internet.

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***************Ambrosia***************

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I must say, my colorblind friend,

Roses are  more colors than red.

Violets are purple, not blue.

Whoever told you that is lying to you.

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***************Ambrosia***************

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"whoever said that is lying to you" would work better

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It’s the hydra fellow

 

#furryrightsactivist

#endpitbullracism

#blicket

 

“Boi” is a gender neutral term

 

joined:  Dec 17, 2014

star count:  14400 (+589)

page count:  242

roses are jeff the killer

 

violets are eyeless jack

 

Sugar is sally

 

im a killer too

 

( got creepypastas on my mind ignore my trashiness )

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       Sirius

 

 

 

Goddess of speed and teleportation

 

 i support #LGBTQ+

 

 

she/her

 

Pitbulls are dogs too!

 

Queen of grammar.

Thanks for the advice

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***************Ambrosia***************

FanWing, Unwanted, Writer, Warrior Cat, Slytherin, Merl

 

Roses are red

My phoenix wings are blue

I can't write a poem

Uh, tiramisu. 

 

Okay, I'll try again.

 

Roses are red

SeaWings are blue

If I had some chocolate

I'd give it to you.

 

Happy Valentine's Day.

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I'm Aerca [and this is my flipside, Enya ]

 

I am a... Greencloak FanWing Rufflerin Jedi Unwanted

 

My home forum is the SAMB. So is mine, apparently.

 

#SaveTheSouthernResidents #RememberLeia #MakeItSo

 

#Canada150 #Reformation500 #MoreSigSp-

I have one that is slightly historical in a way.......it pertains to Nazi Germany.

 

Yeah, I'm not going to say it.

 

Rose is red

Violet's blue

This is what happens

When you give gum a chew

 

(Yay, Roald Dahl. Did anyone else find his children's books disturbing)?

 

Roses are red.

Violet's are blue.

Let's carve our names into a tree!

Or into you.

 

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 Deviantart is LivVirtual

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Adam got stuck

In your chimney flue

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This ship is manned

By a skeleton crew.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fido just murdered

Your mother's best shoe.

 

Rosa is red

Viola is blue

Helianthus is yellow

and Aster's blue too.

 

Violets are yellow

Roses are blue

You're so naive

'Cause that isn't true.

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

 

Queen of Non SequiturBookwyrmsPangolinsand Bones

 

Trash Squad, WerewolfGASTER FOLLOWER

 

Writer, roleplayer, nerd

 

WoFMBer Dec. 2014-Mar. 2019

I made this one up at a camp that had pink porter potties instead of toilets  

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Porterpotties are pink

Is Your face too? 

 

 

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 ROSE

 

 

I'm back if anyone noticed I even existed in the first place lmao XD

 

Proud huffleclaw!!

 

Doctor who fan

 

Pizza addict

 

WRITER!!

 

roses are red

my social life is in heaven

I haven't felt happiness

since I was seven

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don't let the memories of this place die

R4 is red

R2 is blue

If I was the force then I'd be with you!

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 Call me...*~Reading~*  

Friendly Neighborhood Fangirl

Fanwing

Gryffindor 

Bookworm

  Jedi

Christan

I’m really going to miss the forums. I love all of you! Please find me on homebase! My user is the same!

The roses in my garden are not red

If I had violets in my garden, they wouldn't be blue

It's my face that will be

When the mods don't let this through

 

Roses don't have to be red

VIOLETS ARE NOT BLUE

These poems are such clichés

Imma go write a haiku.

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eventide/spectral

she/heand they/them

and we're powered by every tear that's dried

SkyWings are red

SeaWings are blue

RainWings are kind

And so are you

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Jadeseeker

{Genderfluid!}

 

Beauty comes in all forms. It's not just external; it's internal as well. - Alessia Cara

 

Margay Scattering Auburn Cottontail Gyrfalcon Distance Darkwatcher

 

Eventide's right,

'Cause violets aren't blue

And this game is silly

These poems are too.

 

(No offense intended. It's silly in a good way!)

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

 

Queen of Non SequiturBookwyrmsPangolinsand Bones

 

Trash Squad, WerewolfGASTER FOLLOWER

 

Writer, roleplayer, nerd

 

WoFMBer Dec. 2014-Mar. 2019

My soul is Black

Your's is too

I'm a demon

And I'm here for you

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm really lonely

But can I be lonely with you?

 

I like sleep

I also like food

But I'm going to be honest

I love you

 

Chocolate is good

And you are sweet

I think you're amazing

And you're cheeks are as red as beets

 

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You can call me Wolfghost or Blaidd

I support and am Part of the LGBTQ+ Community

SLYTHERIN

Genocide Of The Loyal

"Creepy girls you're just my style Blood-red lipstick You don't smile Falling victim to your fantasy Da** I love it that you're so creepy"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

AVADA KEDAVRA!

I hate you.

 

>:] credit to the Internet for that one

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m i r i 

✱ thanks for the laughs 

✱ goodbye comerades let’s get this bread 

Not all roses are red,

Violets aren't even blue,

I would like a chocolate,

But definitely not one from you. 

 

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v i n e 

 

you find some way to survive

and you find out you don't have to be happy at all

to be happy you're alive

 

they / them

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don't know who

Thought of these facts, cause they are not true

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just like your blood

In a minute or two.

 

 

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SPIRIT

Queen of Curiosity

You want weapons? Were in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!the Doctor

Ravenclaw

 sort of active

 

you have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

#Remember Hurricane

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Both are useless,

Go plant some wheat.

 

(CREDITS because I saw this somewhere once)

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aching

pain so great

i can almost breathe again

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I like Star Wars.

May the Force be with you.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Tulips are red.

I just murdered someone in the garden.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Grievous hates Jedi,

And I do too.

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I’m Bengal and I’m sorry

Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm really bored

And have nothing to do

 

(Why else do you think I read all of these XD)

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SPIRIT

Queen of Curiosity

You want weapons? Were in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!the Doctor

Ravenclaw

 sort of active

 

you have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story

#Remember Hurricane

Roses are red,

sure that's true,

but violets are not flipping blue.

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Slushy

 

Love is Love

 

#BoycottChipotleBecauseTheyDidntHireJamesLike3YearsAgo

 

 

 Danganronpa nerd

 

 

Goodbye everyone! I'll miss you all.

 February 13, 2016-march 23, 2019

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Crimson, I have a crush on Grievous,

Not you.

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I’m Bengal and I’m sorry

Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

Grievous is cool,

So is Dooku,

But pizza is better,

Then all of you combined.

 

 

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~Pizza~

That Pizza you ate will now haunt you forever.....OOOooooh.

The PIZZAS  Shall prevail!!!!

 

I WILL BLAST YOU WITH MY PIZZA GUN

Star Wars and Pizza should meet together!

~Cheese~

The flipside of Pizza

Not pizza! Pizza! With a capitol P!!!~Lord Pizza

 

 

Roses can be red

Violets aren't blue

Love is disgusting

And you are too

 

Your face is red

Your body is too

I had a knife

So I used it on you

 

Chocolate is good

Why waste it on you?

You tried to take it

So I shot you

 

Nobody likes you

Not even your Mom

You had no purpose

So I killed you

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 DOGGY

 

Cutepuppy907 

CLAYNAMI FOREVER!!!!

 

 

 

94% of people  think  wolves  are  evil  and  viscious  creatures  but  please  copy  and  paste to  your  signature  if  your  one  of  the 6%  that  find  wolves  shy  and  loveable  creatures.

 

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Suffer mortals

Listen to the dying screams coo

 

 

 

 

Well that came out way creepier than in my head.

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Keep going, friend :D! I believe in you!

 

'Goat like yelps'

-Hootsie

 

#SupportPeri

 

Basic psychology. Also I read a lot of memes.

 

I scream a lot!

Roses are white,

Violets are yellow,

Why say "be my Valentine",

When he was a Roman saint... mellow?

 

They appreciate the cards,

The bouquets, the "I love you"s,

But I care about the chocolate sales

And I know you do too.

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CHRISTIAN!

 

^ These two have been and will be up here till the day we're gone.

 

LUPA 2647

February or July 2015 – March 2019

the forum nostalgia pile

remember the lost. that's what matters.

 

ClerilisaFRUIT

Toasteril

balegu

(actually, violets are blue... and yellow)

 

(and indigo isn't even indigo, it's also blue)

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CHRISTIAN!

 

^ These two have been and will be up here till the day we're gone.

 

LUPA 2647

February or July 2015 – March 2019

the forum nostalgia pile

remember the lost. that's what matters.

 

ClerilisaFRUIT

Toasteril

balegu

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