(heY Basilisk wanted to bring it back, not me, I just STRONGLY APPROVE because I loveD FORUM APOCALYPSE TOO OK)
The Trashtle is extremely large and elegant, crafted from pale purple and black bricks, surrounded by a shimmering moat that, for some reason, reeks of danger despite its beauty. Luckily, there's a bridge across it leading right to the Trashtle, which seems to defeat the point of the moat.
If you are a member of the Trash Army and decide to step inside the Trashtle, you find it quite roomy--roomier than even the grand outside would suggest. Must be Timelord Technology.
The main hallway is lined with doors that lead to scattered places--the important doors, such as the three Netflix rooms and the five YouTube rooms as well as some others, are marked with signs. At the end of the long corridor is Purple, wearing a cardboard crown while sitting on a hastily made throne of basically anything she could find. She's holding her phone and yelling at it, then she notices you.
Of course, if you're not a Trash Army member, you're in the Trash Army base and will most likely be beaten with trash until you leave. So, uh, might wanna bug out before that happens. I would if I were you.
Hello, fair Trash Friends~ Quite pleased to have you all here again. Remember, if you need to find a room, just ask me--the castle was kinda made with my mind and is therefore just as scattered as my thoughts. Lab's upstairs, Oncilla; armory is downstairs, Bengal.
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[giratina battle theme continues]