Do you hate when this happens?

*Sighs can be heard from around the world*

 

Dad: You are getting to the age where you can do things yourself OH AM I GETTING TO THE AGE WHERE I DONT HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY?? MAKES PERFECT SENSE

 

Me: But, can you like, ask them instead?

 

Dad: Why do I have to do everything? PROBABLY A WILD GUESS BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FATHER?!?!?!?

 

*Sighs increase*

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

Yes. My mum does this all the time! I mean, its not like mispronouncing oven roasted chicken is gonna help me overcome my fears.

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^^Kite^^

Bird Freak

Inactive

DC Trash

  

"I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird"

 

#RemembertheLost

#Likearedrose

#LGBTQ+

 

 

March 29, 2017

588 Star count

Me: hey mom can I get a croissant

Mom: yeah take this *hands me credit card*

Me: *sweating nervously* I meant can you buy me a croissant h o w d o i u s e t h i s

Mom: TAKE IT

 

Later:

 

Cashier: ok just insert the card in the chip reader

Me: *tries to swipe*

Cashier: i n s e r t

Me: *thinking* SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT I SCREWED UP THIS IS THE END

 

After

 

Mom: See it wasn't that bad--

Me: YOU THREW ME TO THE WOLVES

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"The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying"

 

SIGNATURE WORK AHEAD

Luckily only my dad does that because my mom has anxiety too and understands how that feels

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

Boopaloop

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

XD me ordering steak:

 

 

Me:I'm gonna get what I usually get.

 

Dad:Ok

 

Later.......

 

Me:Um dad.....can you help me order this?

 

Dad:Sure

 

Mom: Why don't you order it your self

 

Me: Ummm*Thinking* because I feel like I'm going to embarrass myself as i order.

 

Dad: it's fine

 

 

thats basically how it goes for meXD

 

 

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Øł  

Dragons  

 

Night Forest

 

Howling ghosts they reappear, In mountains that are stacked with fear

 

Through pain, through fear, through darkness and death, I will always stay with you

 

I just beg my mom until I'm forced to give up and go order food with my sister, who likes to poke at my glasses, ask random and ridiculous questions, and once pointed out the fact that I have horrible acne in front of the cashier.

...

Why. Just... why.

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Bird Freak

Inactive

DC Trash

  

"I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird"

 

#RemembertheLost

#Likearedrose

#LGBTQ+

 

 

March 29, 2017

588 Star count

'Tis my life right there,exept it goes more like this:

 

Me:I'm gonna get what I typically get.

Mom:'Kay

*When the waiter comes over*

My brain:PANIC PANIC PANIC WHAT DO WE DO AHHHHH HELP MEEEE

My brain:PUNS.PUNS IS WHAT WE DO,RIGHT?

Me,thinking:Yup.

Me:*Makes pun* Ok,I'd like to order the catfish (Yup,I eat catfish.Not lobster,though)

 

 

 

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 ~Vale~

Proud Pagan

Homoromantic Demiboy

 Currentley Sleep Deprived

"Okay,Alcibiades,you little scamp."-Blue

The Pun Guy,apparentley

Slytherpuff

 "Sand tastes..not good."-SomethingelseYT

 I wonder if this will fit in mah sig

 

Equal

Blessed be

 

 

I try to let my parents do all/most of the talking with strangers, so I understand.

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Magic

Sea/Nightwing

Riverclan

User of Foxcraft

Spirit Animal

Pokemon 

(Mew!)

Ravenclaw

Thunderbird (House)

And much more!

Main Ocs: Scorch Swamp Starstorm Mango Sandy Fox Snake Tide (The main main Oc) Splash&Splosh

First day:2/10/16

(In Contruction)

OMG, THTS MY LIFE. ITS SO ANNOYING!

 

me: "mom, i

want medium rare steak, ok." 

Mom: "ok."

*when we get to the grill and the guy asks what we want*

mom: "tell him what you want hunny."

me: *sighs super heavily* "why can't you do it?!" *continues to beg pitifully because shyness and prolly social anxiety reasons*

Mom: "you can talk, just tell him." 

Me: *explodes inside* "medium rare.." *says in the most nervous way possible and in a way that's barely audible so she had to repeat it which makes it worse*

 

my mom clearly DOES NOT understand me... Only I understand me tbh...

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Blueangel

Autocorrect says I'm Bangle.

and Google translate says I'm RedSea

 

What am I?

 

You can fix something, but that doesn't make it not broken

you can listen but that doesn't mean you understand.

 

BTS is my current obsession- Taekook is good.

Gee I hate when that happens XD usually for me it's always ordering my food or getting refills 

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Friendly Neighborhood Fangirl

Fanwing

Gryffindor 

Bookworm

  Jedi

Christan

I’m really going to miss the forums. I love all of you! Please find me on homebase! My user is the same!

Yeesh. 

 

Me: Hey, where do you think *thing* would be?

 

Mom: I don know. Go ask.

 

Me: *sweating* Can you?

 

Mom: No, you can do it. I believe in you. 

 

Me: *twitching now* please

 

Mom: Nope. 

 

Me: *sighs* fine. *goes up to the counter* Wh-where is th-the thing? The... um... I forget what itś called, sorry... *stutters over thingś name*?

 

Person: *stares*

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 Q u i l l 

 

Yes, I am an alt. However, I would like to have an identity here anyways.

 

F ~ GENDERFLU~ F

 

 

 

 

Mom: I CANT FIND THIS

 

Me: just ask somebody

 

Mom: NNNNOOOO

 

(She doesn't have anxiety, she's just stubborn)

 

Me: *at a restaurant**tells parents what I want to eat**waiter comes over*

 

Dad: *orders*

 

Mom: *orders**looks at me expectantly*

 

Me: *Panicks because everyone is staring at me* uh I would l-like the shr-imp sa-salad, please. *stutters over words and some sound like I'm either dunk or just learned to talk*

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 a.k.a. Panic! At the Everywhere

 

Detroit: Become Human

Gravity Falls

Steven Universe

Imagine Dragons

 

"Life is not the things that we do, it's who we're doing them with."

 

Est. 7/15/2016

Mom: Go ask them if they'll exchange your money without an account (At the grocery store, there's a bank, I'm exchanging my coins for cash)

 

Me: ...Can't you come with me? (aka, can't you do it?)

 

Mom: No. Go do it. You're not five. *getting mad at me*

 

Me: *Awkwardly goes and does it while panicking internally*

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LGBT+

 

"Grab a walking stick, crawl to the sunshine, and beat down any lemons life throws with your magical walking stick." - Purple, 2017

 

#LikeaRedRose

 

Nobody is born in darkness and shattered glass... The world leads them there to live alone.

Also if my dad won't ask/do the thing at a store then I just never the employees and give up

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

I know??

 

Me: Mom let's go get nachos :D

 

(at the store)

 

Mom: Go pay and ask for change.

Me: But -- but -- *internal panic mode activated*

Mom: Come on, you're not a three year old anymore, you can --

Me: *runs away before she'll start a 'you're not mature' monologue*

Me: So. . . um. . .  (bunch of customers gathered at the desk)

. . . . i'd like to pay for this . . . 

 

 

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v i n e 

 

you find some way to survive

and you find out you don't have to be happy at all

to be happy you're alive

 

they / them

These are beautiful, wait, what if we start a club? It could be the Shy, Asocial, and Social Anxiety Ridden Millennials

 

because that is basically 2/3 of the forums

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die