Aren't boys great? Perfect candidates for gay shipping! Let me explain:

 

School just started yesterday, so I am now in 6th grade. I sit at this table with my friends now for lunch, and there is this Pan dude who is always with his friend at the table. I mention to my shipping buddy/best friend, that they would make a exellent couple. Now, I randomly say things like "How romantic!" Or "Awww!" Whenever they talk to eachother. Now it has advanced to the non-Pan dude whispering inappropriate stuff in the Pan dudes ear, we all know it is an act, but soon they will realize they are soulmates. 

 

Story #2

 

Most of you don't know, I have Mild-Moderate Hearing Loss. Everywhere I go, I usually joke around that I am deaf so I don't have to talk to strangers or explain what Heairng Loss is if they don't know. I usually joke around about that 10+ times a day. Anyways, in band (screech of joy) I have a friend who sits behind me. He said hi to me and his lil friend group asked who I was, since they assumed the hearing aids I am wearing are because I am deaf. They don't understand that I can hear them, and I definitely can hear the part where one asks if I had a boyfriend. My friend, who is a boy, said yes, I do (long story), the moral is that I can hear you row behind me. You have rather loud voices in case you didn't hear.

 

Wait I forgot to explain, this is the place for funny stories about stuff. And more stuff. 

 

Ok bye probably

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

Boop

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

heh heh,... hehehehehehehe. 

 

okay um..... ima tell two stories.:/ 

 

grade five:

 

teacher finally finds his beloved magnifying glass after 4 months and decides to play with it, outside, in the sun, with our attendance folder. (lets call him mr. diet-coke-lord) we all yell at him " DON'T DO THAT MR. DIET-COKE-LORD!!!!!" he tells us to be quiet and to go inside the portable. (;-;) we come inside and sit down waiting patiently for him to walk in. he then says " hmmm somethings cookin'!" then he looks down at the now on fire attendance folder. My desk was put right by the door so he then grabs MY water bottle and starts slapping it with the attendance!!! I Yell at him and say USE THE WATER! he does and after that day my water bottle smelled like marshmellows.  The next year....

"hey aria" random fifth grader says. "wat tiny peasant?" i say "mr diet coke lord brouht a flame thrower to school today!" after that i gave up life in that school and moved.

 

 

 

Story #2

 

Heh, in grade six my class went on a camping trip for three days. On the first night we all were running ariund in the half frozen fields at midnight. We went to sleep at two in the morning. The next night the boys came to our cabin to eat cookies and stuffz, after we ambushed them with pillows they ran away leaving their jackets and stuff. Soooo we sacrificed one of our own to go return it... when she went inside the boys cabin she saw all of the shirtless hooting and hollering while some Ukranian guy in our class break dancing on the floor in his undies. We never spoke of that night again. :/ 

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I wish I could've gone on a camping trip with my class moslty because there are some fine looking dudes in my class

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

Boop loop

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

there are no fine looking dudes in my class so i must look at bollywood movies with Sonu Soon acting in it and  Hthrik Roshan

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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Sonu Sood* sorry auto correct ruined his name. :/

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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I have a few random stories.

 

Story #1:

So we were going over assistive & adaptive technology in Sciene.The teacher makes puns about 90% of the time,& nobody catches them.During the popwerpoint presentation,the teacher said "Extra-large phone buttons" & evereybody burst out laughing.

Yeah.My Science class is weird.

Story #2:

It's not just boys who are good for gay ships.I have two close  friends.One of them is trans (M to F)& the other is pan.I was sitting at car rider pickup behind them,& I absentmindedley thought "Hey,that's cute."I speculate that they've had a crush on eachother for a while,& I have EVIDENCE.I'll shut up now.

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Co-council.Hamilton,sit down.

 

Genderfluid

Pronouns:They/Them

LGBTQ+ Shipper

"They stole my shoes!"-Kodah,2017

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beautiful, both of you. But if you have more stories you can do more than two

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

My band class is weird. We were all at this football game and both my band and the other school's band formed a giant circle together and started running around and chanting things like "shake to front, shake to the back, shake to the side, ciiirrrrcccccllleeeeee."

They kept trying to get me to join in and all I could think was "they're trying to make me join their cult."

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~Atheist

~Questioning

~Lover of Insects & Arachnids

~Dying inside

 

"Facts may be colored by the personalities of

the people who present them." ~Twelve Angry Men

 

Remember the lost 

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Oh my gosh, my band is weird but not like that. What instrument do you play?

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

Clarinet.

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~Atheist

~Questioning

~Lover of Insects & Arachnids

~Dying inside

 

"Facts may be colored by the personalities of

the people who present them." ~Twelve Angry Men

 

Remember the lost 

Joined: Feb. 12, 2016

Cool, in case you haven't noticed my personality, I play Trumpet

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

*Slides in with all my demigirl awesomeness*

Would nonbinaries/agenders be allowed here too or...

 

 

Anyway I don't have any cool stories for y'all I'm just here because boys are generally very annoying

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~{}Vul{}~

Not quite hopeful

 

 

Aro/Ace ~ Nonbinary (They/Them) ~ Collector of Trash Characters ~ Relatable Duo

 

"But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

Omg Funny stories? Story of my life!!!

Story 1

GRADE 5. My best friend is a tall guy named Jose. So as we talk on swings next to each other, four people ask if I can come with the two girls. I come and they ask me how things are going with him. I am confused. "You two are dating, right?" I tell them no, and this happens the whole year. Then that summer I move across the highway.

GRADE 7. So far this year I only have 4th hour and lunch with my best friend Jose. Annoying guy numbers 1 and 3 are obviously shipping it. Fifth grade all over again!!!

 

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~Jade~

Queen of Loopholes, Insanity, and Theories

Princess of ellipsis and Grammar

Forever the universe

 

I joined August 13, 2015

 

Too soon did this spinning storm of delight leave us.

Too soon.

#RememberHurricane

 

 

To answer your question,Lilly,probably.I've not been kicked out yet.

 

 

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 ~Vale~

Proud Pagan

Homoromantic Demiboy

 Currentley Sleep Deprived

"Okay,Alcibiades,you little scamp."-Blue

The Pun Guy,apparentley

Slytherpuff

 "Sand tastes..not good."-SomethingelseYT

 I wonder if this will fit in mah sig

 

Equal

Blessed be

 

 

I like posting on friend's phones when they leave them at my house.Don't judge moi.

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Co-council.Hamilton,sit down.

 

Genderfluid

Pronouns:They/Them

LGBTQ+ Shipper

"They stole my shoes!"-Kodah,2017

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@Lily of course

@Skyrose *clap clap* BOOTIFUL

 

i ship it

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

Hmmmm more stories eh?

 

#3 

Grade 7 (This is the day i come back after losing my voice and i need to do a history test ;-;)

So i walk up to the teacher and he hands me the sheet, he then says " Glad to have you back! We really missed you." He smiles expecting me to smile back. I grab the sheet out of his hand and say. " Well i didn't miss you." i walk away while the math teacher is laughing from in his office (he shares offices with my teacher.) and the rest of the class is saying SAVAGE. even the grade eights from across the hall are all hooting. 

 

#4

Couple of weeks later ultimate Frisbee team Comes and I was caught being a total boss at frisbee, Both math and normal teacher ask me to join the team. Try outs were at lunch and i 'missed it'  Mah teacher comes up and he basically looks like john cena. He says " Why didn't you come to ultimate?! You better come next lunch and try out!! or else pushups!!!" he leaves the class and normal teacher walks in With a smile on his face, the thing is he Knew i wasn't coming to lunch (BUT HE JUST HAD TO GIVE AWAY MY COVER. ) 

Anyways teacher walks in and asks me how was frisbee, while handing me my book talk mark, I give him the death glare and he stops smiling and walks away, he then whispers to the other emo kid (who is a boy) and says " She is scarier than you."

 

He didn't give me any work for the rest of the year.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Short little thingy...

 

I'm sort of terrified because I used to have classes with a bunch of popular girls who like to think that I have a crush on every male I speak to. This is bad, because when I didn't have classes with them, I started talking way more to the boys I had classes with. I can see the obnoxious questions already. HALP.

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gender not found

*is a girl*

*stalks*

*is amused*

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I'm the friend you need....

CP~~

she/her

aka Dapperpaws

Christian

#Capperity

#Shadowlight

#Twizzlepop

#CheesePie

#Flimjack

#QuibbleDash

#Fluttercord

#Spember

#Starmaro

Forum sister: Snowdust

"Just take the blanket with you!"

Ok funny stories LETS GO--

 

Welp, let's see, my friend (who we shall call... Love) has a boyfriend, said boyfriend basically ignores me, and I ship Love with another boy (who we shall call Bob) but she "hates him". I told her I shipped it and she asked whatever happened to me shipping her and her actually boyfriend, I said "Well... Screw that ship I guess" and Love freaks out and tries to chase me but she has a sprained ankle so she couldn't go that fast. I run, obviously, for the protection of my friend/crush (totally not her previous boyfriend...)(whom we shall call Lizard) screeching "HELP ME HELP ME LOVE IS GOING TO KILL ME"

 

Then once me and another friend were at Love's house, she has Bob's phone number, so obviously we call him. He picks up and goes "What?". That is when we blast the Little Einsteins theme into his ear. He hung up. It was fun though.

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~Topaz

 

 a.k.a. Panic! At the Everywhere

 

Detroit: Become Human

Gravity Falls

Steven Universe

Imagine Dragons

 

"Life is not the things that we do, it's who we're doing them with."

 

Est. 7/15/2016

Ahhh when shipping friends was not yet extreme.

 

Also i have that same problem but not with popular kids.... with my entire class present and previous. every boy i talked too is who i am shipped with that week. This year i was shipped with 7 Boys!!! 7!!! i feel your struggle

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I am not ship worthy. :D

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~Atheist

~Questioning

~Lover of Insects & Arachnids

~Dying inside

 

"Facts may be colored by the personalities of

the people who present them." ~Twelve Angry Men

 

Remember the lost 

Joined: Feb. 12, 2016

EVERYONE IS SHIP WORTHY.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Unfortunately.

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gender not found

*laughing head off*

 

Unfortunately I have no funny stories for you but I will have some in a week when I try to act normal around my crush and I fail and I fall on my face

 

Trust me there's going to be a lot of that with a the kids going to my school

 

Most of them are . . . people you want to avoid

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when fear creeps up your spine

 

start writing

 

shake it off

 

word by word

 

and look at the splinters of fear on the ground

 

shining like broken glass

 

 

insanity

 

i'm all inside your head anyway

I avoid kids, but kid don't avoid me 

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(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

You're the opposite of me XD

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when fear creeps up your spine

 

start writing

 

shake it off

 

word by word

 

and look at the splinters of fear on the ground

 

shining like broken glass

 

 

insanity

 

i'm all inside your head anyway

I've literally never been shipped in my life as far as I know.

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~Atheist

~Questioning

~Lover of Insects & Arachnids

~Dying inside

 

"Facts may be colored by the personalities of

the people who present them." ~Twelve Angry Men

 

Remember the lost 

Joined: Feb. 12, 2016

.0. YOUR STILL PURE!!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!!!!!

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I rarely talk to humans and make an effort to be invsible. 

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~Atheist

~Questioning

~Lover of Insects & Arachnids

~Dying inside

 

"Facts may be colored by the personalities of

the people who present them." ~Twelve Angry Men

 

Remember the lost 

Joined: Feb. 12, 2016

These are beautiful, I am glad this is so popular too.

 

also I maaaybe might have just a tiny crush on three dudes and don't get weirded out if I start writing shippyfics

 

Dude #1 I never realized how cool people with blond hair and black eyes look, like light orange, not platinum or dirty blond. But jeez your black soulless eyes really go with your Jake Paul hair

 

Dude #2 I feel like I shouldn't have you on here Dude #2 since a lot of people like you, your hair looks fluffy, I want to touch it

 

Dude #3 he is the dude from Story #2, pretty close friend. Your ears look like monkey ears but like the adorable kind. 

 

 

 

Why did I do that

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transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

I've only been shipped with like, all the boys around my age at my church, but they were pretty much crackships, so they didn't last.

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~ h i r a e t h ~ 

 

Christian

i can finally say i believe.

 

 

est. jan 2016

 

 

Who are we to wonder where we're going?  

 

Who am I to tell me who I am?

 

Let's take it back, and take in every moment

 

Who am I, to tell me who I am?

All the boy in my church are cousins or 3/4 th cousins from my great aunt and stuff. So its weird.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

*clap clap*

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he_him

transgender/human

it is revolutionary for any trans person to choose to be seen and visible in a world that tells us we should not exist

 

if I could burn this town

i wouldn’t hesitate

to smile while you suffocate and die

I have some stories! (plz don't make fun of them if they are terrible)

1

 In fourth and fifth grade there was this major matchmaker at my school. She literally went around accusing people of crushes. So, once, there was guy who was cute and sat next to me, so she went around spreading untrue gossip that I had a humongous crush on him. Maybe I did have just a little crush. No big deal. But of course the matchmaker did not know if I did, and acted like it was the biggest thing EVER!(OVERREACTION!!) So, I said it was just a small crush, right? No kissing, dating, or any other displays of affection. But before I knew it, she spread a rumor I asked him out on a date!! Of course, the guy is all like, "No, she DID NOT!" But then the matchmaker is like, "No, I saw it with my own eyes!" So, once in recess there was a huge mob chasing me and the guy, so, we both ran. SO, the guy could run faster than me. So, the matchmaker goes over to a teacher (Remember, this is elementary school) and says, "Look! _____(who I am) is chasing ____(who the guy is)!!" So then the teacher says, "_____(My name)!! Get over here now!" So then the teacher is says, "Why were you chasing ___(The guy)?"And I'm like, "I wasn't! A mob was chasing me!" The teacher was not buying the story, and it was not helping that the mod had disperesed. (Hope I spelled that right) So, luckily she was I substitute so my regular teacher came back and all was sorted out. One last quick thing about the matchmaker: If you claim you are not crushing on someone she paired you up with, then she gives you this test: She says your name and the person you are "crushing ons" name, and mixes them in with words like: marriage, baby, wedding, love, kissing, etc. But here's the thing in you smile, laugh, or even roll your eyes with a good-natured grin, than she says you Have a crush on them. REALLY!! SERIOUSLY!! Yup.

 

2

I have an actual boyfriend who I have hung out with since kindergarten. So, we like promised to get married and we literally kiss in closets. Yup, we are secretive. But then he dumped me for this new girl!!! So much for love. Why!!! :-( But then I got a new boyfriend. End of story.

 

3

I have a online crush. How? So I play spirit animals and he did a cooperative quest with me. He was super awesome, and the same level as me! (Level 40, the max. But I am now using someone who now is level 26) So, we did this cooperative quest. It was AWESOME!!I think we came like super close to winning!! (If you can win) So, after we did a Wings of Fire rp (roleplay) that was totally awesome!!! We were part of a mysterious prophecy... Anyways, now we like to face time while doing cooperatives, it is AWESOME!!

 

 

Thx for reading!!

 

END OF STORY

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Hi!

 

I like to write stories!

I read Spirit Animals!

I read 39 Clues!

I am a greencloak

I read Wings of Fire!

I am a RainWing-NightWing Hybrid named Star!

I am a Lucain!

 

I am AdventurePanther380 and I am awesome!!

 

~End of Story

Ha ha, I've gone to my church since I was 3 and the boys closest to my age are my brother and Dylan, who's 17 I think and he's gonna go to college soon.

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gender not found

It's really... Annyoing? Awkward?

 

There's a guy I've liked since Grade 2, when he came to my school

And I wishI could get over it 

But I never can and AUGH

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-=-Call me Athena-=-

 

Farewell, and may you have the best possible opportunities and life. Maybe I'll be back someday, but for now I just want to say thank you for everything.

 

 

There is a simple solution..... Look at fine looking bollywood dudes ;) they be lookin fine. 

 

 

examples.

 

-htthrik roshan

-Sonu sood

- Shar rukh khan

- Salman Khan

- Johnny Abraham

- Akshay kumar

 

 

They look real good aand when you see them you will forget who that guy is.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

    1 ,