Welp this story happened a few days ago so it's not like it's from when I was like a little kid but like the title says "when you were a child" and last I checked I was not an adult so this definitely counts.
So, my little brother, Foxbat, was playing with this Frisbee thingy in the living room. I came out of my bedroom and saw Foxbat with the Frisbee, and I told him I could throw it higher. I tossed it up to the ceiling. And it fell right back down and hit me on the head. Well like it hit my face. Because I was looking up at it as it fell. And didn't even try to get away. I'm that stupid I'm sorry.
Now I know this is just a falling Frisbee and not like a near death experience, but like I don't care.