When I was four and I fell down the stairs. My parents only had to give me candy to make the pain go away!

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Shhh, I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Ooof, I dunno if you trust me.

Skull is still in awful pain.

Once some family friends were over and for some reason the conversation turned to how it was impossible to bite the middle of your palm and I was like "cowards.  I can do that" and so I tried to bite my palm and I succeeded but I drew blood and it really hurt so I started wailing at the dinner table, then everyone else realized what I did and started LAUGHING AT ME

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~ Poppy ~

 

"The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying"

 

SIGNATURE WORK AHEAD

Not sure if this counts, because I was a baby and I don't remember this, my parents have just told me the story, but here goes.

 

I used to go to a playgroup thing, and when I was a baby at one of those, me and two boys happened to be crawling to the same place. We all banged into each other, pretty hard, and the other two started crying. Meanwhile, I kept on going without stopping at all. I was called 'the Tank'

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Okay, who else immediately tried to bite their own palm after reading that story?

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Me! And it felt weird.

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~(Maori Hurricane)~

Shhh, I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Ooof, I dunno if you trust me.

Skull is still in awful pain.

Welp this story happened a few days ago so it's not like it's from when I was like a little kid but like the title says "when you were a child" and last I checked I was not an adult so this definitely counts.

 

So, my little brother, Foxbat, was playing with this Frisbee thingy in the living room. I came out of my bedroom and saw Foxbat with the Frisbee, and I told him I could throw it higher. I tossed it up to the ceiling. And it fell right back down and hit me on the head. Well like it hit my face. Because I was looking up at it as it fell. And didn't even try to get away. I'm that stupid I'm sorry.

 

Now I know this is just a falling Frisbee and not like a near death experience, but like I don't care.

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sunny licked a qibli its canon now okay i dont make the rules

also uh please be patient im kinda stupid auygfusfsdf

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~ Poppy ~

 

"The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying"

 

SIGNATURE WORK AHEAD

When me and my sister were Babbies, a Lightning bolt struck my house and exploded our TV... :D

 

Also when i was like....In Kindergarten or grade one, My sister decided to push  me in a rose bush. My entire Left body was covered in thorns and my sister wasn't punished. In fact, I was YELLED AT FOR NOT BE CAREFUL.

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I fell into a pile of bricks because a tree branch that I was sitting on broke.

 

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my sister threw me down some stairs when I was a baby

I survived though obviously cause it was only a few steps and I landed on some soft toys

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I got my toe stuck in the wheel of a chair. It hurt to much. ;_;

also I fell off the bed today and hit my back on the handles of my dresser ;_;

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Well, I went to PetLand with my aunt. I don't know about other PetLands, but this one had a tank of hermit crabs. I picked up the biggest one and poked inside it's shell with my thumb. It pinched me. There was a mark on my thumb for the rest of the day. Moral of the story: Hermit crabs mean serious business.

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I got a spring stuck on my tongue for several hours. I was very ashamed, so I didn't tell anyone. 

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we are led to those who help us most to grow

we help them in return

i don't know if i believe that's true

but i know i'm who i am today

because i knew you

 

I stomped on a nail once and my parents just put

some stuff on it wrapped it the put

me in front of the TV and turned

 Beauty and the Beast on

 

 

 

 

I was fine after that....

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One time my class took a field trip to a roller skating rink

But I'd literally never even been in skates before and had no clue how to move

So I ended up falling and spraining my right wrist pretty badly

I say this is funny because a: yeah I probably deserved that and b: my parents were also out roller skating at the same time down on the road near the beach--

But yeah I could barely use that hand for a few days and it hurt for a good month afterwards

 

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"But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

One time I went skating for my b-day, I was only just getting used to the concept of roller skating. So my Uncle was skating next to me and I was about to fall, so me being a tiny child, I grabbed ahold of my uncles hand and dragged him down. Since then my uncle almost refuses to skate near me cuz I cause roller traffic. 

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