Imagine: (continued from Summer's post): Yes, I call it... Return of the Drones 

 

 

*star wars theme song starts playing in background*

 

 

 

Man, Imagine's drone army would fit so well with Darth Vader's March music xD

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He/Him/Hubble

 

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The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

Suramtra: Norean, are you depressed?

Norean: Are Communists fair?

Suramtra: Good point

Xavier: *throws sickle at Suramtra*

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CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

Gulfstream probably wouldn't even care about the drones

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Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

Elmwood: *sees something cringeworthy*

Elmwood: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS OR WHY IT'S HERE, MY CROPS ARE DYING-

Cori: You're literally,,, a god of farming, you can fix that--oh look they're dead what

Elmwood: I made them die to prove a point.

 

idk what happened to this honestly

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just imagine hundreds of drones advancing in lines

 

 

 

they're coming

 

 

you can't escape

 

 

 

Return of the Drones

 

 

 

May 2019

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He/Him/Hubble

 

Joined 4/7/2017

6,004 stars

Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

Suramtra: *spots drones*

Drones: *shine unwavering wavering red lights at Suramtra*

Suramtra: *Holds out mountains of coins* This is everything I have! Take it! Spare me! Please!

Drones: 

Drones:

Drones: *fly away from delusional Suramtra*

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Or Charles Wallace

 

Orphos: So Ishmael is my rival, but it turns out that Ishmael is also his own worst enemy. 

 

Orphos: And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So, Ishmael is my friend. 

 

Orphos: But because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy. 

 

Orphos: So actually Ishmael is my enemy. But—

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Suramtra: Orphos, how confused are you?

Orphos: How many sexualities are there? 

Suramtra: Oh

Suramtra: OK MY HEAD HURTS NOW

Orphos: Gotem

 

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*Bliss is lost at the supermarket*

 

Orphos at a register: Hello, I lost my child. Can I make an announcement?

Orphos, over the loudspeaker: Bye, I’m leaving.

*Bliss starts screaming from eight aisles over*

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

I love Orphos XD

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Random deity: Marx, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Marx: oh yeah, I’m experimenting with some new  entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud. 

RD: will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning, you put glitter in the butter, too! 

Marx: Disco Dairy. Spread the party. 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Flasia: I'm a Faerie, I can FLY *jumps out of tree*

 

 

*realizes she doesn't have wings*

 

 

Flasia: Oops. Well, I should probably scream now.

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Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

Squirrel: I can fly! *becomes flying squirrel*

Suramtra: not anymore! *shoots wing*

Suramtra: *runs because Gulfy is coming*

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someone: Hey why are you so sad?

Flarin: Oh, maybe because My mother is a CD, abandoned me and is hunting for me? just a guess. 

 

 

Oracle: I foresee disaster

Grey: The city is literally burning of course you foresee disaster

 

Ebony: its muggy out today

Grey: If my mugs are out on the lawn...

Ivory: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Grey: YoUr NoT AlLoWeD To HaVe CoFfEe YeT bEaN

 

Jamie: S T O P  T H R O W I N G  T H E  S U S H I ! ! ! !

Other people: But Sushi ain't here

Jamie: I meant the sushi i prepared for the luau it took H O U R S  T O  M A K E

 

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on hiatus//dead inside

bnha trash

Norean to Flarin: D O N ' T  W O R R Y  I ' L L  P R O T E C T  Y O U

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He/Him/Hubble

 

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6,004 stars

Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

Aria: You're smiling, did something good happen? 

Orphos: Can't I just smile because I feel like it? 

Bliss: Ishmael tripped and fell in the parking lot. 

 

Ishmael: Hello, people who do not live here. 

Aria: Hey. 

Gulfstream: Hi! 

Candy: Hello. 

Imagine: Hey! 

Ishmael: I gave you the key for emergencies! 

Aria: We were out of Doritos. 

 

Dominic: How are you feeling? 

Orphos: I've got this headache that comes and goes. 

Ishmael, walking into the room: Hey! 

Orphos: There it is. 

 

Aria: I have a plan. 

*goes to rooftop* 

Aria: IM GONNA JUMP! 

Ishmael: NO! 

Orphos: DO A FLIP!

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Elm: Do you want to hear a joke?

Alexa: No. 

Elm: Yes you do. Okay here it goes—

 

Orphos: I’m not like a normal dad. I’m a fun dad. Right Bliss?

Bliss: Please take off the “I’m with shin-kicker” shirt. 

 

Ishmael: Orphos, what’s your preferred study method?

Orphos: Coffee and tears. 

 

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

On that note...

 

Dominic: Hi Jackie.

Jacqueline: don't talk to me till I've had my coffee.

Dominic: But you don't drink Coffee.

Jacqueline: I know.

 

Exterminator: Yeah you said something about a really big Pest in your house but there was nothing there.

Orphos: Wait for it.

Ishmael, Walks in: Hi Orphos.

Orphos: It's right there.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Nathan: I miss my mom

Candy, from a distance: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!

Nathan: Sometimes I can still hear her voice...

 

Stephen: Today at the hospital, this one boy who is Very Gay and not afraid for you to know it, put his hand over mine and when I made eye contact he just whispered "no hetero" and I think that's beautiful

 

bonus points if you can guess who he's talking about--

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☯she/her/weirdo☯

☯Anime\Manga\Book obsessed

☯"Now don't you understand...I'm never changing who I am.."-Imagine Dragons☯

☯Goddess of winter, nature, and art☯

Remember the lost☯

☯LGBTQ+ supporter

 

Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

Aria: *Wakes up in the middle of the night* It's t- the spiders. Spiders. They want me to tap dance. I don't wanna tap dance. 

Ishmael: You tell those spiders, Aria. 

Aria: I'll tell them... yeah tell 'em *slowly going back to sleep* 

Ishmael's brain: What the heck is going on in there. 

 

MJ: Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet 

Damien: Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself. 

MJ: Well, at least you don't have to worry about rejection. 

Damien: Not necessarily. I turn myself down sometimes, just to keep things interesting. 

MJ: *confusion* 

 

Imagine: Whose turn is it to give the Shipping pep talk? 

Candy: It's Aria's. 

Aria: Mess everything up but don't die or get caught or i will punch you in the face. 

Voithesi, wiping away a tear: So inspirational. 

 

Orphos: Google, how do I get revenge on everyone who died on me when I told them not to? 

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well. 

Orphos: 
Orphos: Bing, how do i get- 

 

Bliss: Orphos, quick, you gotta be my dad to Shiloh! *Hands phone to Orphos* 

Orphos: Hello... this is Dad Bliss. Yes, Bliss is playing sword. Sorry, playing with a sword. She's bleeding. Oh no. She is dead. Don't call again. *hangs up* Sorry, i panicked. 

 

Aria: From now on, we'll be using code names. 

Aria: You can address be as Eagle 1. 

Aria: Imagine, code name 'Been there, done that', 

Imagine and Candy, in unison: What

Aria: Ishmael is 'Currently Doing That' *high fives Ishmael* 

Aria: Orphos is 'It Happened Once In A Very Weird Dream' 

Orphos, disgusted and confused:...

Aria: Gulfstream, code name: 'If I Had To Pick A Girl' 

Gulfstream: *confused* 

Aria: Voithesi is 'Eagle 2' 

Voithesi: Thank gods. 

 

Caedey: In the fourth grade, my robotics teacher told me to build a little robot for the science fair. 

Caedey: I made three, finished them in a few hours, and called them Optimus Prime, Voltron, and Iron Man.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

*WHEEZE* JADE YOUR KILLING ME HERE XD

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

lol "Been there done that" I'm crying xD

 

 

how do you guys come up with this I got nothing

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Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

this happened at school once and i just couldn't resist putting Ish and Orphos in this situation

 

Orphos: *singing* I want these trees cut down and turned into planks

Ishmael: B-but we need those trees for oxygen!

Orphos: I can just use the planks to build oxygen.

Ishmael: That's... not how it works, Orphos.

 

Bliss, holding a picture of Orphos that she drew: You are my dad, you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie!

 

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The forums peice of coral

velociraptor: old name

Black eye & Twig: old accounts

the questioning female SkyWing dragonet 

Forum Fam: Moonflight & Atbash

i ship everything canon and Carnelian X Umber

#RememberHurricane

@Candy: Elmwood? Or Nagito but I don't think that's it

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         she/her - nerd - gamer

"If you make a mistake and do not

correct it, that is a second mistake."

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Damian, @the battle of Epheral: *fires bullet at Senshei*

Senshei: *Shoots him back and gets hit with bullet.*

 

It was at this moment, Damian knew, He done goofed.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

@Autumn that thread isn't canon nothing happened there at all

It's Elmwood

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U USED A SU QUOTE!!!!!ll :D

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

*missed the battle of ephereal*

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Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

@Bixbite 

Did I? I found it online and thought it fit.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Orphos: If I had a dollar for every time my wife died, I’d have two dollars. Not a lot of money, but it’s weird that it happened twice. 

 

Kid #1: My Dad has a gold tooth!

Kid #2: My Dad has diabetes. 

Bliss: My Dad has an immortal liver! 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Rip orphos

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Ishmael: What was that? 

Aria: My shirt fell. 

Ishmael: That didn't sound like a shirt. 

Aria: I was in it. 

 

Ishmael: Aria, what happened?

Aria, stuck in cat form: I don't want to talk about it. 

Ishmael: *picks up Aria and starts carrying her* 

Aria, quietly: You will pay for this, Ishmael. 

 

Orphos: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist? 

Ishmael: Yes.

Orphos: I was hula hooping. Bliss and I attended a class for fun. 

Ishmael: Oh my gods.

Orphos: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doopsie. 

Ishmael: Why are you telling me this?

Orphos: Because no one will ever believe you. 

Ishmael: You sick, sick person. 

 

Aria: It's not stalking! I'm just trying to create a situation where Ishmael gets used to seeing me around. 

Imagine: Stalking. 

Aria: No. Casual random encounters. 

Imagine: Which you engineer. 

Imagine: And it's called stalking. 

 

Ishmael: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? 

Orphos: Idk... 

Ishmael: It becomes daytrogen. 

Orphos: I'm going to bed. 

Aria: Good nitrogen. 

Ishmael: Sleep tightrogen. 

Aria: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Throw Suramtra in there!

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Or Charles Wallace

 

On it! 

 

Ishmael: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right? 

Aria: Of course. 

Ishmael: Tell me. 

Aria: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances. 

Ishmael: Good. 

 

Suramtra: I can't believe you did something this stupid! 

Gulfstream: Suramtra, i think we can all believe I did something this stupid. 

 

Gulfstream: Do you think Froot Loops steal the orange and green ones from Apple Jacks? 

Suramtra: This is almost as bad as the time you made me aware of my own breathing.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Damian: Micah, I have to confess something...

Micah: Yes?

Damiam: I...Love someone else...

Micah: What?! Who!?

Damian:...

Damiam: Myself.

 

MJ, in the middle of a battle: Jackie! What are you doing?

Jacqueline, Sitting in the middle of the battle field at a table drinking tea: It's four o' clock, Time for tea.

 

Vivienne and Natalio in a love boat: Natalio...

Natalio: Vivienne? 

Natalio: *leaning closer*

Gulfstream and all the animals: Sha la la la la My oh my, Looks like the boys too shy ain't gonna, Kiss the girl.

 

Damian, listening to music: First thing's first, Ima say all the words inside my head,

MJ:You have no words in your head because your head is empty.

 

Xavier: Legend says of a creature that seeks out at night and attacks the animals, Sucking out their blood and eating them. It is called, El Chupacabra, But most commonly known as, Peach .

Peach: Boi, whatchu say bout me?

 

Wave: Why are you sleeping on the couch?

Phoebe: I didn't want to go up the stairs, I don't trust them.

Wave: Why? Is something wrong?

Phoebe: I'm not sure, But I know their up to something. 

Wave:...

Wave: Get out.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Damian, Danicng outside Fireon with a mop with good music: Loving me! loving me!

 

Reality: Him just dancing with a mop and Suffering.

 

Dominic, Appears in front of camera: Oh I'm so scared right now.

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That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Bump

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Therapist: Okay, can you tell me how you’re feeling?

Orphos, pointing to his chest: I keep all my emotions right here. And when I can’t contain them anymore...

*therapist waits for him to open up*

Orphos: I’ll die. 

 

Ishmael babysitting Bliss: Don’t take that time with me. I fought the war for your sort!

Bliss: I bet you’re sorry you won. 

 

Aria: Ishmael and I are so in sync, we finish each other’s... 

Ishmael: *stares into space*

Aria: starts with s...

Ishmael: sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

 

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

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