MEME ON BROTHER

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CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

Bliss: *phone in one hand recording and a pile of whipped cream in the other*

Bliss: *sneaks up behind Orphos* Smack Cam!

Orphos: *whips around, holding a knife* BLISS I HOPE YOU DO

Bliss: \( ;°Д°)/

 

Ishmael: Orphos, do you like anyone?

Orphos: I swing both ways. 

Ishmael: Oh, so do you lik—

Orphos: Violently with a bat. Do you want to see?

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

These are all beautiful! 

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~<>~ ”To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~Aristotle ~<>~

@Ishmael

Does Orphos like anyone? XD

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~<>~ ”To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~Aristotle ~<>~

@Silverskies 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don’t know

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

XD

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~<>~ ”To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~Aristotle ~<>~

violently with a bat XD oh my light

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11562+ stars - Apr 2017 - Mar 2019

 

Life is the greatest gift. You've all helped shape mine. I can never thank you all enough. It's been so good

 

Amigos

eurekaDarkseaBearBlackberryVertigoLectorGulfyCaleoZodiakTS

...I'm with you to the end

Orphos: Clap twice if you want to make a deal

Entire Tavern: *dead silent*

Orphos: Well this is embarrassing 

Orphos: No one knows how to clap

 

Bliss: *pointing to a Bushbeast* WHAT ARE THOSE

Shiloh: *visibly annoyed* They. Are. My. Crocs. 

 

I feel like this one was done before but

Orphos: Now you need two shots of vodka

Orphos: *pours out the entire bottle*

 

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Skylight: Hey mom, are you free on Friday, like, at 8 PM?

Silverskies: Yeah?

Skylight: What about you, dude?

Xavier: Yes I am.

Skylight: Great! Because I'm not, you two go without me and enjoy your date!

Xavier: ...

Silverskies: did she just-

 

Javier: It's not stealing!

Javier: It's just borrowing without any intention to return.

 

 

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Amare: kill the LAUNDRY MONARCHY!!

Random Deity: not this again-

~~~

Flamingo: love is so beautiful

Kauai: My fist in your face is beautiful

~~~~

Phoenix: roses are red, peas are green,

Courage: where are you going with this?

Phoenix: I'm so beautiful, the best you've seen!

~~~

Amare: true love and laundry are my enemies

Ryan: I like kickball

Jamie: I see the family resembance between you two. We were taling about CDS and all I hear is: Laundry. 

 

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on hiatus//dead inside

bnha trash

Damian, utterly drunk in some bar: Try some Salty bitters!

Skylight:....

Damian: They're disgusting....I've had five ;)

Skylight:...I'm so done right now.

 

 

Kioshi: Sushi???

Senshei: What.

Kioshi: wHERES MY SUPERSUIT?!

 

MJ: TELL ME WHY AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE,

Damian: TELL ME WHY AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE,

Xavier: TELL ME WHY, I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY,

Phoebe: I WANT IT THAT WAY.

 

beginning of Seinfield music.

 

Damian, Going to Smack cam jackie: YEET-

Jackie, Whips out frying pan: To be Continued...➡

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

OH HO HO! I SEE WE ARE BACK!

 

Bengal, talking about Caspian: I fear no man. Or woman. But that... that THING...

Bengal: It scares me.

 

Peach: Someone will die...

Xavier: Of fun!

 

Peach: The quickest way to a gentleman’s heart is-

Xavier: Through heartfelt, romantic dates?

Peach, disgusted: No, through the fourth and fifth rib.

 

Xavier: I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me ;)

Peach: *sneezes* Sorry I’m allergic to idiocy

 

Peach, to Bengal probably: I’ve been working on a belated birthday present for you.

Peach: Well... more of a belated medical procedure.

Peach: Well, technically, it’s a medical experiment.

Peach, getting her scalpels, needles, and bonesaw out: What’s more important is that it’s technically a present.

 

Sinclair: *sobbing and putting flowers on a grave*

Caspian: *shoves Sinclair aside* What is this?

Caspian, reading the tombstone: “Here lies Sinclair Alistair’s hopes and dreams.”

Caspian: What a baby

 

Peach: It’s against my moral compass.

Silverskies: Your moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!

 

Peach: What’s your blood type?

Bengal: How would I know?

Peach: How would you not know?

Bengal: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood types?

Peach: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?

 

Xavier: Did you just refer to your claws as “people-openers”?

Bengal: Should I not have?

 

Peach: What am I allergic to?

Bengal: Seafood, and the whole spectrum of emotion, minus sarcastic, disgusted, and irritated.

Peach: Correct.

 

Bengal, arriving late to a meeting: Sorry I’m late, I was... doing things.

Silverskies: *slams the door open and is noticeably disheveled* SHE PUSHED ME OFF THE BALCONY!

Bengal: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... giving you a little nudge.

Silverskies: Oh, I’ll give you a “little nudge” when I impale you to your desk!

Xavier: *sinks in his chair as several deities glare at him*

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Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

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YES BENGAL

"What's IMPORTANT is it's a present :)"

Ohhhhhh I love the Portal games so much XD

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11562+ stars - Apr 2017 - Mar 2019

 

Life is the greatest gift. You've all helped shape mine. I can never thank you all enough. It's been so good

 

Amigos

eurekaDarkseaBearBlackberryVertigoLectorGulfyCaleoZodiakTS

...I'm with you to the end

MJ, panicking:  I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!!!

Jacqueline: Is that why everything is on fire?

 

Elisha: I had a diary, once. My brother read it.

Elisha: I had a brother, once.

 

Voithesi, probably: I wish I could be an octopus.

Voithesi: That way I could slap 8 people at once.

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Peach: According to gravity, we are all technically attracted to each other.

Dominic, to Jacqueline: I’m attracted to you.

Jacqueline: My foot is attracted to your face.

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Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

Someone, maybe Senshei: It doesn’t make you gay if you think Caspian is hot.

Senshei: We all think she’s hot.

 

Marx: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Bengal: Not until 4.

 

Bengal: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Peach: Just today, you were crying about snakes.

Bengal: They don’t have any arms!

 

Marx: Success is the best revenge.

Bengal: Lies. Revenge is the best revenge.

 

Anyone: Okay, I’m going to picture Caspian without her personality.

Anyone: Woah, Caspian might be hot.

 

Xavier: I can fit the entire world into my hands.

Bengal: That’s impos-

Xavier: *cups Bengal’s face in his hands*

Bengal: 

Bengal: Get off of me I have a reputation to keep

 

Marx: I was going to take over the world

Marx: But then I saw something shiny

(I swear Marx is my spirit animal when it comes to shiny things. I have a hoarding problem and might’ve accidentally stolen some plastic gems once.)

 

(I know Grif isn’t in GGaD anymore but this fits too well)

Silverskies: Grif, why are you rolling around in blood?

Grif: I’m making carnage angels

Everyone: ...

Bengal: *shoving everyone aside*

Bengal: SCOOT OVER, I WANNA MAKE SOME!

 

Xavier: *kisses Bengal’s cheek*

Bengal: What was that?

Xavier: Affection.

Bengal: Disgusting.

Bengal: ...

Bengal: Do it again

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-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

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Marx:I'll kill anyone who does anything wrong, including that fennec fox that just ate my lunch *kills*

FENNEC:ILL DO THE SAMETHING.

Marx:COOL!

Fennec:I was going to kill yoy

Marx:...

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The Fox 

 

#FennecForForumFennecFox

 

Treasure Chest Filled With Your Diamonds

 

 

Did it ever get so BAD that you just had to laugh while the whole world crashes down?

 

 

Or I Could Come Alone, Just Me, You On Our Own

 

 

 

 

The fear of falling apart 

Bengal: Forgive and forget? Haha no, resent and remember.

 

Sinclair, at a meeting: I just heard “human sacrifice” and “I volunteer” and I’m a little scared right now-

 

Xavier: Love is in the air~!

Bengal, spraying febreeze in the air: No it isn’t

 

Bengal, to Caspian: You’re so pretentious

Caspian, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading Oscar Wilde, and sipping champagne: Oh?

(Oh please Bengal as if you’re any better)

 

Bengal, teaching Opulence: ... and this is a knife.

Opulence: ... knife?

Bengal: You poke people with it and they slowly die. It’s pretty fun.

Opulence: ... fun?!

Bengal: You should try it sometime.

Peach, shouting down the hallway: NO!

 

Bengal: Even your mommy does it. She pokes people back to life!

Peach: I’LL POKE YOU WITH IT IN A SECOND IF YOU DON’T STOP “TEACHING” MY DAUGHTER-

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-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

It is canon that Damian watches "The Bold and the Beautiful"...

 

Xavier: What are you watching?

Damian, Puts fingers on Xavier lips and makes him sit down: Shhh,

Xavier:...

Damian:...

Damian:COME ON LIAM, BE A MAN AND MARRY HOPE.

 

 

MJ: Thats a lot of apples.

Jacqueline: An apple a Day...

Jacqueline: Can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough. Throws apple at Dominic.

Dominic: REE-

 

Damian: Hey Mr. Mailman, Whatchu got?

Dominic: Just this Letter!

Damian: Ayyyyy

Dominic: Ayyyyy

Damian, reads letter

MJ, in letter: Damian, I don't love you.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Hi I was trying to go to sleep but I couldn't stop laughing as soon as I thought about this

It's probably not even funny but it's hysterical right now

 


Ishmael: Shiloh!

Shiloh: What?
Ishmael: Where's my divinity?
Shiloh: What?
Ishmael: Where? Is? My? Divinity?!
Shiloh: *looking at Orphos* I, uh, put it away.
Ishmael: Where?!
Shiloh: Why do you need to know?!
Ishmael: I need it!
Shiloh: Uh uh! Don't you even think of runnin' off and doing no derring-do! I've been planning this takeover for two months!
Ishmael: *aggressively pointing at Bliss* The public is in danger!
Shiloh: My ENVIRONMENT'S in danger!
Ishmael: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY DIVINITY IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
Shiloh: GREATER GOOD?!? I AM YOUR ASSISTANT!!! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!!!!!

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

W H E E Z E, WHERE. IS. MY. DIVINITY?

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I'm laughing, and probably just woke up the whole house. 

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Ⓣⓦⓘⓝ Ⓢⓘⓢⓣⓔⓡ ⓞⓕ Ⓢⓐⓣⓤⓡⓝ

 

     ʍíɾɾօɾ-Եօմϲհ ՏվղҽՏԵհҽԵe

ALTERNATIVE RESPONSES TO "I LOVE YOU"
Marx: Who doesn't?
Caspian: I know.
Tom: Thanks.
Orphos: A horrible decision, really.
Ishmael: Why.
Silverskies: [Laughs nervously]
Wind Weaver: [Laughs hysterically]
Chanty: YEET
Sinclair: I'm sorry

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oooh time to find out why

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

NOooo it didnt go through

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Ishmael: [takes out knife] We have ways of making people talk…
Ishmael: [takes out apple] …by giving them fresh apple slices

 

 

I tried...

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☯she/her/weirdo☯

☯Anime\Manga\Book obsessed

☯"Now don't you understand...I'm never changing who I am.."-Imagine Dragons☯

☯Goddess of winter, nature, and art☯

Remember the lost☯

☯LGBTQ+ supporter

 

Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

“Don’t joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.”

-Val

 

Ishmael out drinking with Orphos and trying to stop the inevitable brawl: Don’t bring a gun to a knife fight? Don’t bring a knife to a knife fight. Why do you keep going to knife fights? Stop going to knife fights!

 

Orphos: Bliss, give me the kazoo. 

Bliss: Why?

Orphos: You’ve been playing it for the past six days nonstop. I need to sleep. 

Bliss: Aw, okay. *gives him the kazoo*

Orphos: *passes out on the couch*

Bliss:

Bliss:

Bliss: *pulls out another kazoo*

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Senshei: goes to sit down.

MJ: Actually Sushi, you can't sit here.

Senshei: Actually MJ, I can't sit anywhere I have-

Senshei, spins around smiling: Paralysis.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

So that's why Orphos hasn't slept in a week! XD

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~<>~ ”To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~Aristotle ~<>~

Eglantine: *Walking peacefully through gardens* Finally, a moment of peace! No jealous deities kidnapping handsome men or people lighting things on fire or-

Wind Weaver: *Sprinting through gardens screaming and ripping up flowers* 

Skylight: *Running after Wind Weaver a tranquilizer gun * SOMEBODY CATCH THAT NYMPH!!!

Eglantine: I take back what I said. >:| 

 

 

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~<>~ ”To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~Aristotle ~<>~

Ishmael: Has anyone  seen Orphos?

Orphos, lying on the floor: Present. 

 

Ishmael: Don't apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted.

 

Aria: Thanks for agreeing to meet me.

Ishmael: Are you kidding me? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle, where'd you find him?

Aria:There is no turtle, I just wanted you to come.

Orphos: I get emotional when you’re away. 

Ishmael: Really? Aww 

Orphos: It’s called happiness. 

 

Aria: My name is snek

Ishmael: My bodi long 

Aria: My head is smol 

Ishmael: But my jaw is stronk 

Aria: And wen it time 

Ishmael: To get me fed 

Aria: I open wide 

Both: I monch the bred 

*the high five and Orphos is confusion*

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

@Jade, XD those where great! Was by any chance that last one the poem that Fafnir wrote? 

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          She Her Timelord

➻ Triplet with Time and Tiger

➻ Definitely not Swampy

➻ Creator of CC

 

Technically, good times don't ever end. We'll always remember them.

 

242 Pages of Posts

6877+ Stars 

Did he DM you too? No, it’s a meme, actually.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Imagine: *throws norean   and seren into an arena* wELCOME TO THE HUNGER GAMES!

 

 

Norean: why did you bring me here. I need coffee. 

Imagine: because look! KITTENS FOR ADOPTION!

Norean: You drove me for two hours for thi-

Imagine: *shoves kittens in Norean’s face* KITTIES

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-=+Imagine+=-

-=+Iɯɐƃuǝ+=-

 

 

 

He/Him/Hubble

 

Joined 4/7/2017

6,004 stars

Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

Medley: The good thing about Kenneth having memory loss is that I can tell him the same jokes day after day and he always laughs.

 

 

 

Aaaah I swear I tried.

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Xavier, in a horror movie:

 

Xavier: Dominic? Dominic where are you? 

 

Damian in a horror movie:

 

 

Damian: AH FORGET DOMINIC, DOMINIC'S DEAD.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Aria: Wow, this is so much fun!

Ishmael: You know, we could have even more fun in my bedroom.

Aria, on Ishmael's bed, furiously hitting controller buttons: Okay, you were right.

Ishmael: I know.

 

Ishmael: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the best hecking party and youre all invited.

Aria: If?

Orphos: Great, the first party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

 

Orphos: I'm not a regular dad. I'm a cool dad.

Aria: You're not even a dad.

Orphos: You're grounded.

Aria, screaming: Help me help me help me I'm about to fall off and we're all gonna die.

Ishmael: Do you want me to ask the guy to turn the speed down?

Aria: No.

Ishmael: Do you wanr me to ask him to take it off extreme mode?

Aria: No.

 

Aria: I only got five hours of sleep last night.

Eglantine: Ha! I only got three!

Ishmael: I didn't sleep at ALL

Orphos: *stumbles into the kitchen with black streaks under his eyes from his edgy eyeliner*

Orphos: *Pours pure alchohol into the wrong end of a coffee mug*

Orphos: What day is it?

 

Ishmael: Okay, I know I made a slight mistake-

Orphos: Whatever you're gonna say, save it for ten seconds.

Ishmael: WHat happens in ten seconds?

Orphos, taking out popcorn: Just hang on for another five seconds, and know that we've all been there at one point or another.

Ishmael: What happens in five seconds?

Aria, walking into the room: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, ISHMAEL?

Orphos, pointing at Aria: That.

 

Ishmael, to Shiloh (Before Betrayal): And Aria can show you around.

Aria: And this way is the exit-

 

Ishmael: You keep hugging Orphos when he's upset. Next thing you know, he's going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Eglantine: *scoffs* Is that what I want.

Aria, hiding in a nearby tree as a cat: Yes.

 

Aria: Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve. 

Aria: *Eats Orphos's leftovers and leaves the container in Shiloh's bed*

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Ishmael: I never cry.

Aria: The other day you were crying about sharks.

Ishmael, with tears welling up already: They don't have arms!

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Emergency Service: You have contacted emergency rescue service. How may we help you?
Niko: Uhm, hello?
Emergency Service: What have you done now?
Niko To Okin: You call next time. They’re starting to recognize my voice.

 

Okin: If I were a drink, I’d be a cherry vanilla Coke! What would you guys be?
Niko: Bleach.
Spiral: Sewage.
Okin: Calm down, edgelords.

 

Spiral, holding up a picture of MJ: have you seen my love?
Random deity: Uh, not since yesterday. Is she missing?
Spiral: Oh, no. I just want people to look at her. Isn’t she perfect?

 

Spiral, in tears: Has anyone seen MJ??
Random Deify: No, what does she look like?
Spiral: B-beautiful!

 

Spiral: Hey, excuse me, I can cook!
MJ: Spiral, for the last time, handing people lunch-ables is not cooking

 

Silverskies: *To Wind Weaver during dinner* Honey, I don’t want you hanging around Niko anymore, okay?
Wind Weaver: Why not?
Silverskies: I just get a weir—
Niko: *From under the table* Yeah why not?
Silverskies: Ah heck nah

 

Niko: We’re so in sync we finish each other’s—
Okin: *excitedly* Sentences!
Niko: Don’t interrupt me

 

 

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       Niko

God of Mischief, bad luck, and luck

“Nishishishi~“– Kokichi Ouma

“Stop Talking, I will win. That’s… what heroes do.”–Bakugou Katsuki

 

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this is bad this is one of my worst jokes aaaa

 

 

Damian: I can't think straight-

Micah: Can you think gay?

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

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