Siverskies: It would help if you could all show up like a loving, supportive family

 

Skylight: For how long

 

Silverskies

 

Skylight: See if you can get it down to five

 

 

(Au where Gulfstream and Leci could switch control over the body)

 

Gulfstream: what are you doing

 

Leci: Glaring at the person who ruined my life

 

Gulfstream: You're looking at a mirror

 

Gulfstream: oh

 

 

Bengal: No one has a crush on me

 

Bengal: I'm to strong to be crushed

 

 

 

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Empress of Positivity

 

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Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

;-; I miss Damicah Moments so much

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Darn it, it cut part off

 

Siverskies: It would help if you could all show up like a loving, supportive family

 

Skylight: For how long

 

Silverskies: ten minutes, tops

 

Skylight: See if you can get it down to five

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I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

See if you can cut it down to five. Gulfy, you're killing me! XD

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 ✦ <> Silverskies <> ✦

 ♫ QueeoScrollanLibraries ♫

 

 

~<>~ ”To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake, it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” ~Aristotle ~<>~

*bows*

 

I saw that quote when I was looking for a quote for Leci and instantly thought of your characters.

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Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

Ishmael, kneeling down: Will you make me the happiest man in the world?

Aria: YES!

Ishmael: Can I pet your cat?

 

Ishmael, holding a door open: After you. 

Aria: No, after you. 

Orphos, with Bliss on his back: After us 

Eglantine, with Orphos on her back: Peasants.

 

Orphos, after spilling freshly made ramen on his legs and getting burned: How am I supposed to trust anything when EVEN MY DINNER BETRAYS ME 

 

Orphos: It’s okay, I wasn’t injured. Just lightly mauled. 

Ishmael: I’m sorry, what? You were mauleOd? 

Orphos: Yeah, lightly mauled. 

Eglantine: HOW IS THAT NOT INJURED 

 

Aria: I am a theif. 

Orphos: Thief? 

Aria: Theif. 

Ishmael: I before e except after c 

Aria: Thceif.

Ishmael: No. 

 

Eglantine: Learn how to be the bigger person. 

Orphos: I am not that much taller than Bliss, you be the bigger person. 

 

(I forgot Orphos’s height, so I’m just having him be super short.) 

 

Shiloh: *breathes* 

Aria: You dishonor me, A FIGHT TO THE DEATH

 

Orphos: I’m so edgy, like, you have no idea how edgy I am.

Ishmael: You sleep with a stuffed hippo. 

Orphos: He is my SECOND IN COMMAND in the ARMY OF DARKNESS. 

 

Aria, mockingly: My name is Orphos, I’m so emo. 

Orphos: Stop.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Orphos: You can tell a lot about a woman by looking at her hands. 

Orphos: For instance, if she’s holding a gun and aiming it  at you, she’s probably angry. 

 

Ishmael: This pizza is hot. 

Orphos: *already burnt his mouth* Why do the things I love keep hurting me?!

 

Shiloh: You all are not. 

Ishmael: Y’all ain’t. 

Bliss: YAINT

 

Ishmael: So you lied. About everything. 

Shiloh: I didn’t lie, I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you. 

 

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Huck: Hi! Who wants to go kill Shiloh with me? 

Aria: sure! 

Aria, aside to Ishmael: Do we know him?

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Note: Huck is in the Bushbeast language but Aria knows just enough to get the gist

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Boop

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

These are really funny.

Okay I'm giving in where's the join thread?

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If you wait until tomorrow today will be gone

If you don't sing you won't find a song

If you can't speak start to shout

If you can't move don't look at the crowd

 

In short, I'm Afternoon

 

#RememberHurricane

Huck, to Shiloh: Let’s tell secrets about ourselves to each other. I’ll go first: I hate you. 

 

Ishmael: This is your chance to do the right thing. 

Orphos: I love these moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. 

 

Ishmael: What’s your greatest weakness?

Huck: I’m uncooperative. 

Ishmael: Can I have an example?

Huck: No. 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Boop

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

don't mind me I'm just crying tears of joy and laughter in the corner

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Sanetra

 

11562+ stars - Apr 2017 - Mar 2019

 

Life is the greatest gift. You've all helped shape mine. I can never thank you all enough. It's been so good

 

Amigos

eurekaDarkseaBearBlackberryVertigoLectorGulfyCaleoZodiakTS

...I'm with you to the end

Ishmael: To everyone with horrible moms, I want to make it known that I am your mom now. 

Orphos: You’re a probably 20-something male right now. 

Ishmael: I  A M  Y O U R  M O T H E R  N O W 

 

Aria: I love reading, it’s so relaxing. 

Aria: *screams at book* 

Aria: *throws book against wall* 

Aria: *cries over characters for days on end* 

Aria: *curses the author’s name to the winds* 

Aria: so relaxing

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Ishmael: If I had known it was gonna be this hot, I would have worn a tank top. 

Aria: hahahaHahAHAHA 

*cuts to Aria laying down in front of honking car* 

Aria: DRIVE OVER ME 

 

Points if you know where this is from

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Leci: Coincidence? I think not!

Time: What's really a coincidence is how we all cluster in one place at a time.

 

//I'm sorry if I got the characters wrong I felt they fit best for this quote

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         she/her - nerd - gamer

"If you make a mistake and do not

correct it, that is a second mistake."

        Homethread: /304740

I mean, Leci would probably do that.

 

Leci: Love is so gross!

Bengal: I know right?

Leci: But you love Xaiver?

Bengal: *softly* I know

 

Leci: Who are you?

Felicity: I'm you, from another world

Leci: >:) I have a great idea

*later*

*Felicity and Leci are talking to a phone*

Felicity: Is your refrigeratior running?

Time: No? I don't have a fridge?

Felicity: Well you better go catch it! *hangs up*

Leci: *rolling on the floor laughing* This is so much better when I'm not doing it alone! 

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Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

______: i look too good not to be seen (This could be several people, honestly. I’ll let you take your pick)

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N O V A

 

We’re all just puppets

Tangled in the strings of society 

 

Look around 

Don’t you see

We’re controlled

By society

Riri: *sitting in domain, doing nothing*
Icicle: *stomps repeatedly as she walks up the stairs and slams open door, wearing light-up sketchers*
Icicle: i got new shoes

 

Orphos: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window

Bliss: *shakes head* Uh-uh.

Orphos: wOULD YOU LIKE TO

 

Ishmael: Aria, go put those corndogs back.

Aria: *falls onto back and slides away* YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIING


Leilani, sitting up in a bathtub full of bubbles: welcome to bath and body works

 

Kai, sitting in the kitchen at 2 am with a spatula in hand while making a sentence and Macklemore blares from the speakers: why did i choose this job again


Riri: Hey there guys it’s Riri, you can call me Ri. Here’s something I wrote: *strums a ukelele and screams*


MJ: Damian has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gives Joaquina-

Micah: WAIT, why does Damian have that much soap?!
Damian, pouring dish soap into his hand: MIND YOUR BUSINESS MICAH

 

Icicle: Emergency?
Bengal: Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help!

Icicle, playing “I write Sins not Tragedies” in the background: Okay, well, calm down, we don’t want a panic at the disco

 

Random Character: Hey, you’re pretty cute so i thought maybe i could take you out-

Dalia:  “Pretty cute?” I’m a GODDESS.


Orphos: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Bliss: …bUT’CHA DIDN’T.

 

Orphos, on a cooking show: And just add two shots of vodka

Orphos: *pours the whole bottle in*

 

Orphos: And just add two shots of vodka

Orphos: *pours the whole bottle in*

 

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Oh No, It's Riri

Hello, hello

I need you here

Alone I wait

Will you appear?

{causing chaos since 2018 | trying to become active}

(also the creator of diamond bay)

Ah, shoot, the last orphos one copy-pasted twice

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Oh No, It's Riri

Hello, hello

I need you here

Alone I wait

Will you appear?

{causing chaos since 2018 | trying to become active}

(also the creator of diamond bay)

Ishmael: Oh hey Orph— where did you get that gun from?!

Orphos, looking at the pistol in his hand: I.. picked it up from the sidewalk.  

Ishmael: Are you crazy? That could have been from a crime scene!

Orphos: ...well it’s mine now. 

 

Shiloh: isHMAEL IS THAT A BUSHBEAST

Ishmael: *stands in front of Huck in an attempt to hide him* No, this is a—

Shiloh: I’M CALLING THE POLICE *holds a banana to her ear*

Ishmael: That’s not going to work..

Banana: 911, what’s your emergency?

Ishmael: (ಠ_ಠ)

 

Ishmael: Hey bro

Aria: What bro

Ishmael: If I was a cat I would spend all nine lives with you bro

Aria, tearing up: bro

 

Orphos: *is choking*

Eglantine: I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!!!!

Bliss: Just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!

Eglantine: Genius!

Orphos: *stops choking momentarily*

Orphos: Excuse me what the heck

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

(More of the College Roomies) 

Ishmael, working at retail: Welcome, Orphos, did you get... 

Orphos, looking at his cart full of identical DVDs

Ishmael: ...everything? 

Orphos: I guess so. 

Bliss: MORE SHINKICKER! MORE SHINKICKER! MORE SHINKICKER! 

Orphos: all right, lets go get some more 

*five minutes later, he returns with even more identical DVDs* 

Orphos: okay, I have everything. 

*rings up as about 500 dollars* 

Ishmael: You know this is all the same thing, right? 

Orphos: It’s okay, I hate my life anyways. 

 

IS STABBING SOMEONE IMMORAL? 

Orphos: not if they consent to it 

Aria, Eglantine, Shiloh: depends who you’re stabbing 

Ishmael: yes?? 

Huck: somewhere in the middle

 

Aria, in a restaurant (College Roomies), texting her friends: I have a really hot waiter 

Aria: Oh, it’s Ishmael, I didn’t recognize him at first 

Aria: Guys he came to my table and said 'careful the plate is hot too' and I asked 'too?' AND HE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER AND MADE A SIZZLING NOISE WHAT DO I DO 

Wind Weaver, texting back: ASK HIM OUT 

 

Aria: It’s kinda funny how Disney princesses have such meaningful names, like, Elsa means God is my Oath in Hebrew and Moana means ocean in Maori 

Ishmael: And snow whites name is literally just Snow White 

Orphos, trying to keep a poker face: And Rapunzel just means lettuce 

 

Ishmael, Orphos, Eglantine, Aria, and Bliss watching a scary movie: 

Ishmael: *Is curled up is a blanket burrito with just his eyes visible*

Eglantine: *shoveling popcorn into her moth with her eyes glued to the screen*

Orphos: *trying desperately to keep his cool but is halfway into Ishmael's lap*

Aria: *flails when scary things happen and kicks everyone at least twice*

Bliss: *claps gleefully whenever the bad guy kills someone, doesn’t fully understand the concept of scary movies* 

 

Group Movie Prep Planning: 

Aria: makes the popcorn, always has more ready whenever it runs out 

Orphos: sweeps floor afterwards (used to be wash the dishes used for popcorn but he traded with Ishmael)

Ishmael: 

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Ay a bunch of Orphos quotes I have stashed with other stuff mixed in

 

Bliss: So, I’m just gonna grab a healthy breakfast. 

Orphos: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit rollup?

Bliss: Breakfast burrito, but yeah. 

 

Shiloh: *gets down on one knee in front of Terrell*

Huck: Oh my god it’s finally happening.

Shiloh: *falls over*

Huck: The poison is kicking in.

 

Orphos: Ishmael looked sad so I went over to him, but he started talking about his emotions and I don’t know how to handle that...

-Flashback-

Ishmael: I’m just feeling so hurt and shocked, and I don’t know how to react, and... are you climbing out the window?

Orphos, climbing out of the window: No...

 

 

Orphos: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular, because I don’t have any money but I do have fists and I’m always angry.

 

Eglantine: Are you okay?

Orphos: Yeah, why?

Eglantine: You asked the cashier at the mall if damage control shampoo works on emotions. 

 

Orphos: Show the haters how it’s done by hating yourself the most. 

 

Ishmael: I don’t wanna hurt their feelings!

Shiloh: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people’s feelings?

Ishmael: Yeah, don’t you?

Shiloh: No! How do you get anything done?

 

Orphos’s therapist: Bottling up negative emotions can be bad for ones mental health.

Orphos, fingergunning: That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones.

 

 

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

Coffee shop employee: What can I get you today? 

Orphos: The souls of the innocent. 

Employee: What? 

Orphos: I said, the souls of the guilty from the Underworld. 

Employee: Sir, this is a coffee shop. 

Orphos: Sorry, I’ll have black coffee mixed with hard alcohol then, and a touch of whipped cream on the top. 

Ishmael: Sorry, he hasn’t slept since Wednesday... of last month 

 


Orphos: I couldn’t do my homework, because I had a busy weekend and I was sick. 

Silverskies, the underpaid teacher: Yeah? Well, I had a busy weekend, and I was sick, and I still managed to get all my work done even though I have ten times more than you. What’s your excuse? 

Entire class: *yelling OH SNAP in their heads* 

 


New Deity: You know, your daughter Bliss, is doing really well considering her dad.

Orphos: You know, she’s not really my daughter.... 

ND: Well, she must be, what other child would be able to stand you? 

Orphos: All right, hands up if you thought Bliss was my daughter. 

Aria, Ishmael, Eglantine, pretty much everyone: *raises hand* 

Orphos: ...Bliss, put your hand down.

 


(A conversation that actually happened today with one of my friends turned paraphrased incorrect quote)

Toffee, cold: *drapes self over Aria* Am I cold? 

Aria: Yeah, a little. 

Toffee: You’re warm. You’re like, a heater or something.

Aria: Yeah, like Baymax! 

Toffee: Except you’re not so puffy

Aria: *tugs on puffy vest* Well, the vest is puffy enough! *Baymax voice* Hi, I’m... Ariamax, your personal... warmcare companion.

 


Ishmael: You know, there are so many things that everyone just accepts even though they’re wrong. 

Aria: Explain. 

Ishmael: Things are never on fire, fire is on things. 

Aria, getting up: I need to go take some time to rethink life.

 


Orphos, into presumably a phone: I don’t care, Mel. I don’t care, Mel! *holds up phone to reveal its a thing of caramel* Caramel? Haha I need friends.

 


Aria, to a spider: Mr Spider 

Aria: Why was it funny to bite me? 

Aria: *steps on spider* is it still funny now 

 


Orphos: *playing trombone* 

Bliss: *banging oven door with sunglasses*

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Oof I'm just dying of laughter here xD

 

 

Aria: I'm the  kind of person that likes to think things through.

Ishmael: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow still on fire.

 

 

Orphos: I hate this feeling.

Huck: Sobriety? 

 

 

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

I Can Confirm that Aria would eat a marshmallow that was still on fire 

 

Honestly I’m the kind of person who would eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Mills: When life gives you lemons-

Allen: did you know that lemons are really the cross product of two other citrus fruits 

Cherry: Wait so lemons don't occur naturally? 

Allen: No.They don't. 

Cherry: Then life can't give us lemons. We created them ourselves.

Mills:

Mills: I'm starting to reconsider life.

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Aria: Ishmael will you please kill this spider for me? 

Ishmael: Is it trying to hurt you?

Aria: It’s on my bed and it’s hurting my heart. 

Orphos: *kills spider and replaces it with another, bigger spider* 

Aria: *horrified shrieking* 

 

Orphos, to a random mortal: Oh no. You saved me. I owe you my life now, I guess. Not again. 

Random Mortal: no thank you, I’ve seen it. I don’t want it. 

Orphos: Oh thank goodness. Looks like you don’t have to die today mortal. 

Random Mortal: wait what? 

 

Ishmael: Once you’ve hit rock bottom, the only way left to go is up! 

Orphos: You underestimate me. I have brought my pick axe and am ready to dig.

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Niko: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost.

Okin: *Turns to everyone* My happiness?
Okin: I’m happy??

———

Spiral: Help me with this crossword why don’t cha. I need a four letter word for disaster.
Okin: Niko.
Spiral: That,
Spiral: That actually fits.

———

Niko: Am I mean?
Okin: Yes.
Niko: Who even asked for your ugly opinion

———

[Kuzuryuu drops Mary off at the airport]
Kuzuryuu: Have a safe flight!
Mary: I have no say in the matter.
Kuzuryuu: [driving off] Die then.

———

Mary: Look Kuz! I’m melting butter
Kuzuryuu: Congratulations, you now have the cooking skills of a hot day

———

Mary: No fighting! Violence never solves anything
Kuzuryuu: STAB EM!

———

Spotted: Kuzuryuu, shoe-less and clue-less
—Mary

 

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       Niko

God of Mischief, bad luck, and luck

“Nishishishi~“– Kokichi Ouma

“Stop Talking, I will win. That’s… what heroes do.”–Bakugou Katsuki

 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Aria: Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm? 

Eglantine: This is my constant state 

Ishmael: My chill is fake 

Orphos: “How are you so calm?” I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain. 

 

Orphos: What’s your biggest fear? 

Eglantine: Being forgotten 

Orphos: Wow that’s deep. 

Orphos: Mine is the kool aid man but that seems pretty silly now. 

 

Shiloh: People tell me things like “You’re so obsessed with yourself” and I’m just like “and you’re not??”

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Aria: What are you guys doing? 

Orphos: Making spaghetti 

Ishmael: oh no I forgot the meatball 

Orphos: You what 

Aria: yOU FORGOT THE MEATBALL 

Orphos: HOWDOYOUFORGETTHEMEATBALL 

Ishmael: I DON’T KNOW 

Aria: AAAAAAA 

Ishmael: AAAAAA 

Everyone: *screaming*  

 

Orphos: One of my greatest struggles as a parent is that Bliss’s idea of comedy is yelling BUTTS at the top of her lungs in public spaces. 


Ishmael: Hey, I’m going to Walmart, want anything? 

Orphos: A will to live 

Ishmael: ...

 

 

(Haha I had a Thomas Sanders marathon so here are some Sanders inspired incorrect quotes)

Shiloh: Good morning! 

Aria: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee. 

Shiloh: But you don’t drink coffee... 

Aria: Exactly. *jazzhands offscreen*

 


Orphos: In the winter, I wear a black shirt and jeans. 

Orphos: In the summer, I wear... the same thing because I look good in black and I’m willing to suffer! 

 


Ishmael: During Fourth of July, I like to be with all of my loved ones. *surrounded by doggo Bushbeasts*

*firework noise* 

Ishmael, yelling at the window: STOP IT!! 

 


*fire alarm noises* 

Ishmael, running towards the source of the noises: FIRE! 

*he discovers Aria making the noises, panicked* 

Aria: I SAW A SPIDER! 

 


Eglantine: How tall are you? 

Orphos: 6’4 

*later* Orphos: How tall are you?

Eglantine: I am 5 feet, 2 inches, and 3 quarters. I will destroy you. 

 


Aria at the fridge: WHO TOOK MY FOOD? ISHMAEL!!! 

Aria, 10 minutes later: Never mind. I like food, but my relationship with Ishmael is more important. 

Aria, 15 seconds later: Heck it. *falls through Ishmael’s ceiling, revealing him eating some leftovers* ISHMAEL!!! 

 


Eglantine, dragging Orphos into a gym: C’mon, it’ll be fine! 

*after Orphos falls off of the treadmill* 

Eglantine: Come on, get up. 

Orphos: can’t, I’m dead. 

 


Orphos, thinking back on his regrets: I did it for the vine. 

Orphos, rewatching that one video: That is on the Internet. I’m so sorry.

Orphos: Bad 2014 Orphos. And 2013 Orphos. And probably 2015 Orphos.

 


Orphos: *being pulled over by a cop* 

Orphos, to Bliss: Don’t worry honey, Daddy’s got this. 

*cuts to officer* 

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going? 

*orphos in the passenger side and Bliss in the driver seat* 

Orphos: OOOOOOO you’re in TROUBLLLLLEE! 

 

 

 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Ishmael: So two days ago, I had two eggs for breakfast and I was starving. Yesterday, I had four eggs and I was full. So tomorrow, I’m going to have—

Shiloh: Three eggs, I know. We don’t have to talk about this. 

Ishmael: I was going to say two eggs and a sausage. 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

YOU WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE TOO?

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oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

I just watched the first three episodes

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ISHMAEL

 

August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

This is totally something Chronos would do.

 

Chronos: It looks really muggy outside.

Time: If I go outside and find all the mugs hanging on trees-

Grifflet: Where're all the mugs?

Time: *bangs head on table*

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call me Eliza

 

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." ~Albus Dumbledore

 

Oh yes, oh yes, IT'S SPRINGTIME!

 

WE are not Forumers.

WE are the Forums.

And we all have the power of Wings of Fire.

 

We goin' to the other side...

Bliss: Orphos, stop playing video games, I’m trying to sleep! 

Orphos, cursing as he dies yet again in-game: In a second! 

(The next day) 

Eglantine: From now on, no video games past 10 pm. That includes you too, Bliss. 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Ishmael: GOOD MORNING

Ishmael: LOOK AT THAT

Ishmael: ANOTHER BLESSED DAY I GET TO TALK TO YOU

Ishmael: MY FAVORITE PERSON

Aria: It’s four in the morning, go back to sleep

 

Orphos: Will you be the haw to my yee?

Eglantine: I’m literally begging you to stop. 

 

Bliss: I AM VERY SMALL AND I HAVE NO MONEY SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THE KIND OF STRESS THAT I AM UNDER

 

Ishmael: Two years ago, I married my best friend. 

Everyone: Awwww

Ishmael: Aria is still mad about it but Orphos and I were drunk at the time and we thought it was funny so

 

Ishmael: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. 

Orphos: Not if you kill a lot of them. 

 

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August 2017 — March 2019

 

13,035 stars uwu

 

When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind. 

 

(Thomas Sanders style Storytime quotes because I can) 

 

 

Narrator, to Eggo, in a clothes store: She stared at the dress, thinking, “yep, this is definitely something Orphos would wear.” 

Eggo: *laughing and nodding* 

 

Narrator, to Bliss: Storytime! Little did this gumdrop know, one day they would grow up to be a mighty princess. 

Bliss: I know!

 

Narrator, to Orphos: Storytime! He sipped his not-grape-juice, thinking-

Orphos: NO! no, no, no 

Narrator: I am a god, Orphos! YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL! 

 

Narrator, about Aria: Storytime! They loved sleeping so much, they would nap in the driveway. 

Aria: *dramatically flips to the ground*

 

Narrator, about Kharn: Storytime! He looked down at the heads of the warriors. In his hands, he held the head of the Pumpkin King. He had won. (In a pumpkin patch) 

 

Narrator, about the Shipping Squad: Storytime! The ladies congregated here every day to scope out the hot dudes! 

 

Narrator, to Ariael, who are on a not-date: Storytime! They were having a wonderful time when suddenly a DUCK!!! flew over them and it was beautiful and majestic. 

 

 

Narrator, about Wind Weaver: Storytime! She only had one plan for this year, world domination.

Wind Weaver: All right! 

 

(Oh, and... some normal ones too, I guess.) 

 

Orphos: *backflips over car, lands directly in wheelchair* I have crippling depression. 

 

Ishmael, out loud: I’m fine

Ishmael, internally: *dancing* I am hecking lying. 

 

Ishmael: *puts flower on Aria’s head because Vine reference* 

Aria, with a dramatically bewildered face: The prophecy was true 

 

 

 

 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

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