1. Go to google translate

2. Translate from Somali

3. Ask questions broken into 2-3 letter chunks 

 

Example:

Me (In Somali): Ar ey ou ali ve

Google Translate (In English): And now, and so on

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Cervidae

 

Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

OH MY

 

 

Me:ar e yo u wat chi ng me?

 

 

 

Google: I love you so much

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Prim

I got my ticket for the long way ‘round

Two bottle ‘a sweet tea for the way

And I sure would like some sweet company

And I’m leaving tomorrow, wha-do-ya say?

This one is absolutely terrifying but also kind of funny

 

Me (In Somali): Am I de ad?

Google Translate (In English):I am

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Kitsune

(Lost account password so still me but different account.)

 

Bisexual

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Me: AmI de ad

GT: Ami is also a name

 

Me: Wha ti syo ur na me

GT: I love you

 

Me: Ar ey ou cra zy

GT: Do not hurt the dog

 

Me: Wh at ar ey ou

GT: Whether you are a dog

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Me: Wh yar ey ou he re

GT: He is a little boy

 

Me: Ar ey ou aca tpe rs on

GT: It is on the front of the page

 

Me: Wha ti sw ro ng wi thy ou

GT: This is your own

 

Me: Ar ey out he re

GT: Look up

 

Me: Ca ny ou st op

GT: This is the case

 

Me: Is you rna meT om

GT: Are you ok

 

Me: Ar ey ou ok ay

GT: The dog is ok

 

Me: Ar ey ou ad og per son

GT: The last one is the last one

 

Me: Are you ev il

GT: Are you home?

 

Me: Ca nI as ky ou aqu est ion

GT: It is important to note that as a result

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Wow

Google Translate is really concerned for the dog

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Diana

 

 they/them pronouns

 

 

 Forum Adoptive Sister!

 

My OCs! (currently working on an original story)

 

guys my favorite color is red. :D

 

 

Me: ar ey ou sa tan

GT: Come on out there

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Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

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Cervidae

 

Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

[Mods, please let this through.]

 

My exact thoughts, Diana. XD

 

Me: Ca ny ou ta lk

GT: Get it first

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Me: Do es m ycr ush li ke m eba ck 

GT: Do not hesitate to contact us 

 

 

I just found this hilarious tbh

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Cervidae

 

Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

Me: Ar ey ou com ing to th et ree

GT: Find out what to do

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Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

Ist hi sre al

 

Translation: Get hi s

 

pls let this through

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loading candy.exe...

 

i look at myself and say

that i will be happy

 

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joined 1/5/2016

star count: 2573

homethread location: /322526

Ar ey ou al iv e?

 

Are you on your own?

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тιмє ιѕ

ѕσωу

тяα¢ιиg нιѕ fα¢є

вυт ѕтяαиgєу нє fєєѕ αт нσмє ιи тнιѕ ρα¢є

bookmark

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Wings

She/Her

Gay and proud

I've left, for now. Nightmare, Eventide, The Silver Dragoness and Indigo Raven, if you ever come back, go to /310535

I'm here for you

I'll vouch for you

I'll cry for you

Yes I pray, but not to God

#HopeForHurricane

"he ll of ri en dh ow ar ey ou to da y"

"He is the most important man in the world"

 

okay then

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wild/spades

joined july 2nd, 2016

 

approximate star count: 5400

 

don't let the memories of this place die

This is why the Spanish teacher says she can tell if I use GT.

 

WAIT

 

WHAT IF

 

THERE'S A LITTLE PERSON TRYING TO SEND MESSAGE BACK TO US crazy thoughts ignore me

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 R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T 

 

*yEETS AWAY*

 

"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian

"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael

"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky

 Deviantart is LivVirtual

 

Even translating a normal sentence is really messed up
(sorry I borrowed someone's idea)

Does my crush like me back?

Has he ruined his position?

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-=-Call me Athena-=-

 

Farewell, and may you have the best possible opportunities and life. Maybe I'll be back someday, but for now I just want to say thank you for everything.

 

 

Google Translate be jealous 

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Cervidae

 

Hit or miss, I Guess she took the kids huh? 

Now I'm crying don't have no will to live, yuh

Gonna get in my car and drive off of a bridge, uh

Becky please come back :(((

 

XD

Wh oar eyo u

Daylight

 

 

Wha ta mI

I'm sorry

 

It works with one word as well.

 

Wh ere

Then again

 

An yo ne

It's done

 

Ma ybe

And so

 

 

 

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Wings

She/Her

Gay and proud

I've left, for now. Nightmare, Eventide, The Silver Dragoness and Indigo Raven, if you ever come back, go to /310535

I'm here for you

I'll vouch for you

I'll cry for you

Yes I pray, but not to God

#HopeForHurricane

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