Lily: It's really muggy outside today
Purple: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you
Lily: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Purple: Ok, so you and I are married.
Crim: We are not married.
Purple: Relax, it's just pretend
Crim: I don't want to pretend
Purple: What, scared you'll like it?
Oncilla: Are you two like this all the time?
Angel: Yes. They are.
Purple: I know we don't always see eye-to-eye on things--
Basically Everyone Else: That's because you're too short.
Purple: There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Purple way!
Crim: Isn't the Purple way the wrong way?
Purple: YEAH, but faster!
Angel: Why would someone want to hurt Purple?
Crim: Maybe because they met her.
Angel: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?
Lily: Should I not have