MJ: I can use explosions *gets slapped*

Hurricane: If I were you, I'd blow myself up. *Farts into space*

MJ: What is wrong with my best friend?

Imagine: Everything...

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Shhh, I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Ooof, I dunno if you trust me.

Skull is still in awful pain.

Someone who posts once a day: I've posted millions of times

Cleaver: You haven't even lived that long, even I can figure that out (No offence, Cleaver)

Everyone: *Nods*

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  ɪ ɴ ɴ ɪ ɪʟʟ

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Rubylav: Simon says...

Bixbite: What DID Simon say?

Rubylav: Can I finish my sentence?

Bixbite: WHAT WERE YOU SENTENCED FOR?

Rubylav: I swear...

Bixbite: YOU CURSED!?

Rubylav: You know what, I'm done!

Bixbite: WITH WHAT?

 

 

Credit to the deserving

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

XDD

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Sanetra

 

11562+ stars - Apr 2017 - Mar 2019

 

Life is the greatest gift. You've all helped shape mine. I can never thank you all enough. It's been so good

 

Amigos

eurekaDarkseaBearBlackberryVertigoLectorGulfyCaleoZodiakTS

...I'm with you to the end

*random new person joins*

 

Newbie: Hi, I is new.

Gulfstream: *sprints in like her life depends on it* Hi-I-am-Gulfstream-welcome-to-the-forums!!!!

Sanetra: Hello, I am Sanetra. Have a cupcake

Gulfatream and Sanetra…

Everyone else: waits 3 hours then says hi 

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She/Her

Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

I've seen that happen, Gulfstream XDDD

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11562+ stars - Apr 2017 - Mar 2019

 

Life is the greatest gift. You've all helped shape mine. I can never thank you all enough. It's been so good

 

Amigos

eurekaDarkseaBearBlackberryVertigoLectorGulfyCaleoZodiakTS

...I'm with you to the end

Necro: There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people, psychopaths and mystery writers.


Grif: I happen to be both.

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A curious case, a reckless infection

 

Grif  

He/Him

Relatable Duo

mod chosen glitcher

2016-2019 \\ 8568 stars

 

It's a statewide inspection

but didn't WinterInk say i be new

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*cough* GRIF I'M A WRITER *cough*

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Poke

 

I've got one, but I forgot it

 

 

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ѕнєнєяѕριку ρσтαтσ

 

 

  ɪ ɴ ɴ ɪ ɪʟʟ

  ШΔTCH MΣ

 

 

 

 

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Future: Why do you like astatine so much?

WinterInk: it's explodeable :D

Future: uh --

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Jade: Hey Gulfstream, want some ice cream? 

 

Gulfstream: No thanks, I’m actually lactose intolerant. 

 

Jade, eating ice cream straight from the tub: Huh me too actually. 

 

Gulfstream: ................Jade 

 

 

 

 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

door: *ding dong bOOM*

Future: Cleaver!
Vine: cLEAVER!
Cleaver: Cleaver Cleaver Cleaver! why is it whenever something explodes on the forums it’s always “bLAME CLEAVER?”
Gulfstream: well, who do you suggest we blame?
Violet: Bengal?
Cleaver: how ‘bout whoever rang the doorbell, ‘cause they obviously triggered the bomb I set up!

 

Bengal: Grif, can I stay at your house tonight?
Grif: let me ask my mom
Bengal: you killed your mom
Grif: she said no

 

(Grif I'm sorry I'm sure you would never kill your mom)

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m i r i 

✱ thanks for the laughs 

✱ goodbye comerades let’s get this bread 

#BlameBengalOrWhoeverRungTheDoorbell

 

Vine: tHe MoDs AtE mY pOst

Miri: I wonder what is tasted like

Mod Sarah E: .......Candy floss

 

 

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almost all of Vine's posts are candy-floss-flavoured

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✱ thanks for the laughs 

✱ goodbye comerades let’s get this bread 

is

is that a compliment? i'll take it :D

 

 

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v i n e 

 

you find some way to survive

and you find out you don't have to be happy at all

to be happy you're alive

 

they / them

yes

thank you, Violet, for giving me the perfect way to describe them

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✱ thanks for the laughs 

✱ goodbye comerades let’s get this bread 

Miri, call her Clevs.

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I'd give the quotes with me in them a 7/10 there's not enough of me being a momfriend

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~{}Vul{}~

Not quite hopeful

 

 

Aro/Ace ~ Nonbinary (They/Them) ~ Collector of Trash Characters ~ Relatable Duo

 

"But there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

@Jade: *gasp*That is Kinda true! My mom never buys regular milk, she only buys almond milk and almond milk ice cream! Are you stalking me!?!?

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She/Her

Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

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RubyLav: Vertigo, why do you have a shirt that says “I’m not married to Dynasty?”
Dynasty: *bursts through the celing* bECAUSE WE’RE NOT MARRIED CAN’T YOU READ

 

Vine: how can you just eat with a dead guy lying there?
Grif: what, is that rude? am I supposed to share or something?

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✱ thanks for the laughs 

✱ goodbye comerades let’s get this bread 

Dynasty=Sister Wives.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

[Mods, please let this through.]

 

Let's just say we're doing a Monty Python play --

 

Crimson: What makes you think she's a witch?

Dynasty: She turned me into a newt!

Crimson: *skeptically* A newt?

// long pause

Dynasty: . . . I got better.

Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!

 

WinterInk: Who goes there?

Vine: It is I, Arthur, son of Utter Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, Sovereign of all England!

WinterInk: Pull the other one!

Vine: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

WinterInk: What? Ridden on a horse?

Vine: Yes!

WinterInk: You're using coconuts!

Vine: What?

WinterInk: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.

Vine: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through . . .

WinterInk: Where'd you get the coconuts?

Vine: We found them.

WinterInk: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

Vine: What do you mean?

WinterInk: Well, this is a temperate zone.

Vine: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

WinterInk: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Vine: Not at all. They could be carried.

WinterInk: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

Vine: It could grip it by the husk!

WinterInk: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Vine: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

WinterInk: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Vine: Please!

WinterInk: Am I right?

 

Vine: Can we come up and have a look?

Necromancer: *with exaggerated French accent* Of course not. You're English types.

Vine: What are you, then?

Necromancer: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?

Vine: What are you doing in England?

Necromancer: Mind your own business.

 

Future: We are no longer the knights who say Ni.

Ishmael: NI.

Cleverfighting, SeaGull, Foodle, and Miri: Shh . . .

Future: We are now the knights who say . . . “Ekki-ekki-ekki-PITANG. Zoom-boing, z'nourrwringmm.”

 

Feel free to add on. :D

 

Try not to screw up the roles --

 

 

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Vine: Did . . . did you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?

Grif: Should I not have?

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v i n e 

 

you find some way to survive

and you find out you don't have to be happy at all

to be happy you're alive

 

they / them

Bengal: OH MY MOONS SO I JUST FIGURED OUT THE WORD “HURT”

Bengal: IT’S PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE

Bengal: YOU WILL BE HURT

Bengal: YOU ARE HURT

Bengal: YOU WERE HURT

Bengal: BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

Hydra: Poetic

Grif: It’s because... it’s an adjective...

Future: You will be stupid

Future: You are stupid

Future: You were stupid

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I’m Bengal and I’m sorry

Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

Don’t worry Gulf I’m not stalking you I’m just lactose intoleran, wanted to do that one, and wanted to do it with a friend who was usually active here.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Purple: I-I've done nothing wrong-

Lily: I know this and I love you

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-PURPLE-

enfp | pisces | she/her | vaguely emo indie pop kiddo | trash queen | grape gremlin 2.0 actual cryptid | HUGE furry | major meme

 

[giratina battle theme continues]

 

Crimson, Angel, and Purple stand in front of a control panel 

Angel: *Looks at red button* If no one shows up from the future to stop me, how bad could it be? 

Purple: New life motto tbh 

Crimson: It could be so bad it prevents the development of time travel technology from ever happening 

Angel: Good point...

Purple: Makes too much sense *Presses button* 

Nothing happens 

Purple: See, I good you s-

The world blows up

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>)(<Crimson>)(< 

Son of Justice

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

 

El Amigo

 

Please just be okay...

 

Foolizh autocoreect

yes everyone is verr stupid -- I SAID NOTHING

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come on guyyyssss

 

MONTY PYTHON

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Newbie: *Types in size 36, bright pink, arial, bold, underlined, italic, strikethrough and with heaps of emojis.* And please meet my OC's. *Proceeds to introduce OC's with the only thing different being the colour.*

Everyone: 

Everyone: ............

Everyone: My eyes

 

Vine: Yes :)

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Crimson I have an issue with how accurate that is. That's just too accurate-

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-PURPLE-

enfp | pisces | she/her | vaguely emo indie pop kiddo | trash queen | grape gremlin 2.0 actual cryptid | HUGE furry | major meme

 

[giratina battle theme continues]

 

Bixbite: If you get shot by a love arrow, and then trip and fall, would that be falling in love?

 

 

 

 

 

On another note, do people here have gangs?

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~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Comedy gold.

 

MJ:If gay means they like guys, Then aren't straight girls Gay?

Bengal:...

MJ: And if Lesbian mean they like boys then does that mean Straight boys are Lesbians?

Bengal and Co.: Get out.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

@Bixy nope

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>)(<Crimson>)(< 

Son of Justice

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

 

El Amigo

 

Please just be okay...

 

Foolizh autocoreect

[Mods, please let this through.]

 

@Bixbite: *shoves Crimson out window* Yes.

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