This is my homethread I guess? :D Please note the artful rhyme, pun, AND juxtaposition in the title. I'm proud of it. (Well I think juxtaposition is the right word for that. Antonym-ism?)
Here I'll be collecting the dumb stuff I don't want to make individual threads for! But that doesn't mean I won't still be making pointless threads with clickbait titles. I need some of my dumb stuff to get attention.
I should come up with a cool description of this place.
Poppy dwells in an enormous, circular white tent--a yurt, or ger. It displays intricately patterned trim and a carved-wood door, painted teal, with a lion-headed knocker. Several magpies perch on the roof alongside a much larger, strange-looking bird with its head under its wing.
It's spacious and airy inside, with a skylight at the top to let in the sun. You can see the polished wood latticework holding it all up. There isn't much furniture besides a couple low tables laden with snacks—instead of seats, it’s mostly piles of gigantic colorful cushions and throws.
You're either alarmed or delighted to see several wild animals lounging on the rugs; the largest of which is a huge, sharp-faced yellow-brown mongrel with the wings and hindquarters of a bird, as well as a long train and feathery ruff. It must be the size of a horse.
I’ll admit, I was trying to choose between this, a cute Mediterranean cottage, and a decrepit chicken-legged Baba Yaga hut. Uh, and that’s it for now. Aforementioned dumb posts coming soon.
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~ Poppy ~
"The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying"
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