we're talking about how we'd fare in killing games on discord--
here's a collection of what I've said about myself
"there's a 50/50 shot I either die in chapter 1 or end up getting involved in the super convoluted chapter 5 murder where I may or may not end up the blackened"
"If I didn't die first I'd probably end up some unholy mix of the typical helper character and the Antagonist(tm) because I'd try to mess it up for the lols and then trip myself up"
"I spend all of freetime in my room sleeping or otherwise being a cryptid and no one knows where I am"
"I never have an alibi because no one can attest to where I am at any given moment so I always end up accused"
"I'm just Hajime but more of a sarcastic cryptid"
"you just talk to me and there's a 90% chance you'll get a sarcastic retort before I go back to my room and scream"
someone actually made an edit with that last one as Hajime that's all I really wanted