Person: I got a 25/50 on that test. You?

Me (Joseph): 92/50.

Person: *grabs chair*

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CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

Riri: Somebody once told me

Best Friend: Hands off my macaroni

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Oh No, It's Riri

Hello, hello

I need you here

Alone I wait

Will you appear?

{causing chaos since 2018 | trying to become active}

(also the creator of diamond bay)

Friend: why is this squishy bread a bright yellow?

Me: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you it's got Jaundice. 

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Technically, good times don't ever end. We'll always remember them.

 

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*Bixbite and Kawaii(my BFF) staring into a mirror*

Bix: From here, I can see the most awesomest and most beautifulest person in the world ((what a spelling tho XD))

Kawaii: Hehe thanks...

Bix: Nono. The most awesomest and most beautifulest person in the world is standing next to her shorter friend.

 

Kawaii is shorter than me so yeah. By the way we joke like this all the time so I wasn't being mean

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Person: You seem happy today

Me: No, this is the face I use to cover up the fact that I’m dead inside.

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She/Her

Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

Roast from preschool to my now best friend.

 

me: “We’re like matter and anti-matter. We can’t exist together.”

 

 

I completely forgot about that, Bidhu reminded me about it

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Or Charles Wallace

 

(Most aren’t real)

Me: I have a jar of dirt!

Person: I have a girlfriend.

Me: What’s the difference?

Mob: *raises torches and pitchforks*

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Friend: Ugh! The track meet is going to be so awkward! I'm going to be competing against my old crush who went to a different school and my new crush is going to be there.! And if that doesn't  make it awkward, I'm sure you're going to make it!

 

Me: *grins evilly* I'm such a good friend aren't I? 

 

Friend: Isn't your crush going too?

 

Me:.....

 

Me: Yeah, but I'm there for you. 

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My sister: Cows are cows-

My friend: WRONG!!

My sister: COWS ARE COWS

My friend: Wrong

My sister: COWS ARE COWS!!!

My friend: Wro-

Me: She's right.

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~(Maori Hurricane)~

Shhh, I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Ooof, I dunno if you trust me.

Skull is still in awful pain.

Me: What’s 9+10?

Mob: 21!

Me: no, it’s 19.

Mob: We are the future, so we say 21!

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Me: Do you want to know the names of the poems I was about to pick?

My teacher: Umm... sure?

Me: A poison tree, I have a rendezvous with death, it feels a shame to be alive, and spirits of the dead.

My teacher: ....I need to get a counselor to talk to this class.

 

Me: Did I get them all correct?

Other Teacher: Yes! Good job, you’re the only one who did!

Me: Yay! *starts walking back to seat. As I am, I trip nd fall on my face. Laughs, then gets back up.*

Other teacher: No one saw a thing....

Me: Yeah... *Laughs as returns to seat*

 

Me: Mrs. *insert teacher name here*! Guess what?

Teacher: What?

Me: Yesterday, at gymnastics, I learned how to choke hold someone!

Teacher: That’s....nice *Takes step back*

Me: Yes, I can now properly crush someone’s windpipe.

Teacher: Good job?

 

These are all real

 

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N O V A

 

We’re all just puppets

Tangled in the strings of society 

 

Look around 

Don’t you see

We’re controlled

By society

I know the rendezvous with death poem from WWI

 

 

Me: *plays Concert F scale 3/4 correctly on Oboe*

Class: *Standing ovation*

Me: Is it because I’m the only one in the class with the instument?

 

 

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Me: *whispers to someone*

Classmate: Ssshh!

Me: Ssshhh!

Other classmate: Ssshh!

Me: SSShhh!

Catelyn: BE QUIET!/Someone: Ssshhing doesn't help

Me and a few other people at random times: SSSSHHH!!!/Teacher: Thank you.

 

ALL REAL!!!

 

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KING O' LENNIES!

{he/him/fan-sea-nightwing/giant mountain/etc.}

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Me: Somebody once told me

Person: stop singing.

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Friend: WHERE'S 11?  I CAN'T FIND ELEVEN! 

Me: Have you tried looked after 10? 

Friend: The might just be a good place to start. 

 

 

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Me: *spots GGaD! Suramtra*

Suramtra: well itsn’t it me?

Me: why yes it is?

Both: *begins doing the wave in coordination in front of GGaD! Wave*

Wave: haha how funny you’re doing me.

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Me: Mom, I’m Bi.

Mom: Oh sweetie are you sure??

Me: I think I’m being

Me: *puts shades on*

Me: Crystal Queer

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I’m Bengal and I’m sorry

Hello! I am: 

-The owner of GGaD(/327460)

-Queen of Fictional Crushes

-Bisexual and proud

-A (bad) writer

-Dragonkin

Keep scrolling and have a great day, my dude!

Me: *Hangs upside down on a pull up bar*

Me: Hi

Sister:…

 

Me: *runs up to tent with light on looking like a frog*

Person: …

Me: I’m a moth.

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(This one's  not real, neither are the people, but it's too funny to pass up. )

 

*Two siblings are in a heated argument....*

Jill: Anything that comes out if your mouth is stupid!

Jane: Jill. 

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Friend2: *Asks friend and I* What did you get on number 23 of the math test?

Friend1: i got Pi

Me: *looks up while eating her friend’s pie* What?

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*related to Summer*

Hello everyone, call me LIZ

She/her

WHELP THAT HAPPENED

I am the martial arts lady

TRY ME BRO

do your eyes hurt now

HAHA trumpets rule

 

Friend: Sweetie, are you depressed?

*Mirror stares back*

Friend: FINE

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Hello everyone, call me LIZ

She/her

WHELP THAT HAPPENED

I am the martial arts lady

TRY ME BRO

do your eyes hurt now

HAHA trumpets rule

 

Toffee: "Jaaaddeeee~"

 

Jade: "NO!"

 

Toffee: "Do you wanna build a snowman?~"

 

Jade: "STOP! MAKE HER STOP!"

 

Toffee: "Cmon, let's go and play! :D"

 

Jade: *Covers Toffee's mouth*

 

Toffee: *Words muffled*

 

Jade: EW, YOU GOT SPIT ON MY HAND. *Lifts hand away from mouth and wipes spit on Toffee's shirt*

 

Toffee: "It was your choice to try and stop me, not mine. Hehehehehe..."

 

 

(mmmm, happens often. I drive Jade crazy during lunch >:3

 

 

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ᴛoffee

ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ

 ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 ”I’M A WALNUT WITH PASSION.”

 Marine’s a Banan

Spoopy Child

9=3x3

10=2x5

 

3x2=6

3x5=15

6+15=21

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I can confirm that actually happens. Every day or so at lunch me and one of her friends try to make her stop. It never works. He says that she's been doing this since Frozen came out, and he's never been able to find a way to make her stop.

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Me: “Hey!

Crush:*looks over then turns around and talks to his friend*

My very loyal friend: *pleads* NOW can i get the knife?!?!

 

soooo trueeeeeeeee

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Hello everyone, call me LIZ

She/her

WHELP THAT HAPPENED

I am the martial arts lady

TRY ME BRO

do your eyes hurt now

HAHA trumpets rule

 

Me: *on phone with mom* “MOM I JUST FOUND ONE OF THOSE UGLY HORROR CLOWNS IN THE STREET.”

Mom: “I wonder why there is a mirror on the street?”

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Hello everyone, call me LIZ

She/her

WHELP THAT HAPPENED

I am the martial arts lady

TRY ME BRO

do your eyes hurt now

HAHA trumpets rule

 

Toffee: "WOOOOO! I FINISHED MY FWRP! TOOK ME MONTHS BUT I DID ITTTT!!" *Hits post button*

 

Website: eRrOr. Post didn't send.

 

Toffee: "NUUUUUUUUUU!! I FORGOT TO COPY ITTTT!" *Spams refresh button*

 

Website:  eRroR, eRrOr.

 

Toffee: *Screeches*

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ

 ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 ”I’M A WALNUT WITH PASSION.”

 Marine’s a Banan

Spoopy Child

person: How old are you?

me:12

Person: I thought you were 13

me:true......

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ADB: B O N E. D U S T.

 

Me: *failing to not laugh* 

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A curious case, a reckless infection

 

Grif  

He/Him

Relatable Duo

mod chosen glitcher

2016-2019 \\ 8568 stars

 

It's a statewide inspection

My mom:if at first you don’t succeed...

Me:BLAME IT ON YOUR PARENTS 

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Fanwing

lego engineer

and GAMER

Me: I have a poem

Hated enemy: Lets hear it loser

Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet. And so are you *Shouts not in head*

Hated enemy: Buuuut

Me: THE ROSES HAVE WILTED THE VIOLETS ARE DEAD THE SUGAR BOWL IS EMPTY AND SO IS YOUR HEAD

Hated enemy: I have a poem too

Me: Let me hear it lady

Hated enemy: you have no soul, goodbye

Me: Why r u talking to a mirror

Hated enemy: HOLD UP MAN UR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE BATHROOM

Me: I am Mary poppins. 

 

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Hello everyone, call me LIZ

She/her

WHELP THAT HAPPENED

I am the martial arts lady

TRY ME BRO

do your eyes hurt now

HAHA trumpets rule

 

Me: Why shark tale though

Person across the room: EXCUSE ME SHARK TALE SHARES VERY POSITIVE MESSAGES TO THE YOUNGER AUDIENCES

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Oh No, It's Riri

Hello, hello

I need you here

Alone I wait

Will you appear?

{causing chaos since 2018 | trying to become active}

(also the creator of diamond bay)