Me: Do you want to know the names of the poems I was about to pick?
My teacher: Umm... sure?
Me: A poison tree, I have a rendezvous with death, it feels a shame to be alive, and spirits of the dead.
My teacher: ....I need to get a counselor to talk to this class.
Me: Did I get them all correct?
Other Teacher: Yes! Good job, you’re the only one who did!
Me: Yay! *starts walking back to seat. As I am, I trip nd fall on my face. Laughs, then gets back up.*
Other teacher: No one saw a thing....
Me: Yeah... *Laughs as returns to seat*
Me: Mrs. *insert teacher name here*! Guess what?
Me: Yesterday, at gymnastics, I learned how to choke hold someone!
Teacher: That’s....nice *Takes step back*
Me: Yes, I can now properly crush someone’s windpipe.
Teacher: Good job?
These are all real