1.) 

 

Bookworm: *Casually reads a book while walking in the hallway, totally oblivious to everything*

 

Random Person: LOOK OUT, YOUR GONNA-

 

Bookworm: *Walks into a pole and gets rushed to the nurses office*

 

 

2.) 

 

Friend: Cool! You're reading {Insert book name here}?"

 

 

Bookworm: Yep! :D I'm so eager to find out if this person returns! 

 

 

Friend: Ohhh! Yeah, they die! It's really sad. :c

 

 

Bookworm: *Slams book shut* Thanks for spoiling it...

 

 

3.)

 

Bookworm: I CANT WAIT. I MUST READ THE BOOK BUT I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I GET IT.

 

 

Person: You know, you could just download the PDF file and read it on your iPad/mobile.

 

 

Bookworm: *Face palms* Why couldn't I think of that...

 

 

4.)

 

Friend: Ayeee, I have a book report...

 

Bookworm: Okay?

 

Friend: MY DEAREST, BESTEST FWEND-

 

Bookworm: Okay, what do you want?

 

Friend: Could ya do it for me? :3

 

Bookworm: Nope, and "bestest" isn't a word. 

 

Friend: Fione... >:(

 

 

5.) 

 

People: Why are you always reading?

 

Bookworm: Because I can.

 

People: Because why?

 

Bookworm: Because I want too...

 

People: Why because you want too?

 

Bookworm: Because I enjoy reading.

 

People: Why because you enjoy reading?

 

Bookworm: Okay, I'm done here...

 

 

 

 

 

(Feel free to add in relatable things ;)

 

 

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ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ

 ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 ”I’M A WALNUT WITH PASSION.”

 Marine’s a Banan

Spoopy Child

Person: oh, you're reading {insert book here}? I like that book

Bookworm: Me too this is my 5th time reading it.

Person: ... *smiles, deeply confused*

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Long live the KING

 

 

Tomorrow dawns in darkness

 

 

Because I could not stop for death

he kindly stopped for me

The carriage held but just ourselves

and immortality

6.) 

 

Bookworm: *reading manga* 

 

Person: Hey, you know you're reading backwards? 

 

Bookworm: I know. 

 

Person: But why? 

 

Bookworm: Because it’s written that way. 

 

Person: But why backwards? 

 

Bookworm: *throws book at them* How about you figure it out!?

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{Hyperbole}

{She/her} 

"Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." George Shaw 

Here to the end, and will be there in our new home.

"The forums are not a place, it's a people." Happeh

6.) Person: What are you reading? 

There are two possible responses... 

A.) Bookworm: *raises book so that person can see the cover* *continues reading* 

B.) Bookworm: Okay so it's called [title] and it's really good, it's about... *gives an in-depth, fangirly synopsis of the entire series* 

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she/her

 

tmsh/238145 

2 years/152 pages 

#rememberthelost 

 

inactive on weekends

Person: Hey, you know what happened to me the other day? It was super cool...

 

Bookworm: *is trying to read*

 

Person: And after that we had hamburgers and milkshakes... Hey? Are you even listening?

 

Bookworm: *throws book at them*

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-=+Iɯɐƃuǝ+=-

 

 

 

He/Him/Hubble

 

Joined 4/7/2017

6,004 stars

Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

teacher: Time to line up!

bookworm: :keeps reading while everyone lines up:

classmate: :whispers: line up

bookworm: :keeps reading and finishes chapter then bookmarks: Oh! :hurries to line:

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I am a proud W.E.I.R.D. Cat!

W.ay way way to great

E.ven better than cupcakes

I.'m not weird, I'm extremely weird! 

R.at, cat, dog, candy, mythical creature lover 

D.o or do not, there is no try. -Yoda.

                             

 

Bookworm: *reads while eating lunch*

Person: what are you doing?

Bookworm: *keeps reading*

Person: c'mon, talk to me!

Bookworm: *ignores them*

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She/Her

Discipline is everything. If you don't have it. . . 

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers."- Kahil Gibran

#FFT

Hello again

Forum Family: Zodiac 

 

 

 

 

I have another one:

Person: Can I do borrow this?

Bookworm: *Not paying attention* Hmm . . . yeah

Person: Cool!

Bookworm: *Looks up* What did you say?

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She/Her

Discipline is everything. If you don't have it. . . 

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers."- Kahil Gibran

#FFT

Hello again

Forum Family: Zodiac 

 

 

 

 

Reading in class, Getting to the good part and Climax is Reaching its peak.

 

Sub Teacher: Put the book away and do your work.

 

Me: But I am capable of completing work in a matter of minutes

 

Sub Teacher: I don't care, Just do it!

 

Me: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO DO THIS WHEN KIDS ARE LITERALLY PLAYING FORTNITE IN THE CUPBOARDS!.

 

Sub teacher: At least their doing their work.

 

Me: @`£´@

 

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

No. 2 is painfully relatable :')

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

Parent: Okay, child it's time to go turn off the light. 

Bookworm: No, I'm almost done though

Parent: What I just bought you that book 2-3 hours ago, and it's 400 pages 

Bookworm: I know, can I just finish it, I only have a few pages left ( actual 50 or so) 

 

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 If cookie are awesome, I guess I'm awesome!

 I'm weird, GET USED TO IT

Don't forget you're human. It's okay to have a meltdown. Just don't unpack and live there. Cry it out. Then refocus on where your heading.

Friend: AAGH INTERACT WITH YHE REAL WORLDDDD

Bookworm: no, i'm reading

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||Ya Boi Gr8ness||

she/her  

"I used to think I was indesicive, now i'm not sure."      

"Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping."

izuku midoriya

(Cookie, I can relate to yours so much! My mom or dad would buy we book and I would be finished with it in a matter of three or two hours. 

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ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ

 ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 ”I’M A WALNUT WITH PASSION.”

 Marine’s a Banan

Spoopy Child

I can't explain my thing xd

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homethread /313731

A day after you finish reading a book : *trying to read it again* I miss the feeling of when you first read a book. 

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Luana

 

 

Catholic 

To the Haven for Werewolves, 54 pages, and over 2,100 posts.

 

8) Me: *finishes a book in which my favourite character dies*

Friend: *notice's book I'm reading* Hey is that book any good?

Me: *get's an evil gleam in eye* Please excuse me while I go write an angry letter to the author and\or possible kill them.

Friend:*looks at me and wonders if they should bring me to a mental hospital*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this has happened to me twice. now Veronica Roth[author of divergent} and Lisa MacMann{author of unwanteds] are on my angry letter list >X3

 

 

 

 

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☯she/her/weirdo☯

☯Anime\Manga\Book obsessed

☯"Now don't you understand...I'm never changing who I am.."-Imagine Dragons☯

☯Goddess of winter, nature, and art☯

Remember the lost☯

☯LGBTQ+ supporter

 

Rember the SAMB

 

 

 

 

@Snow. Oh You got an angry letter list too? Wow. I got Becca Fitspatrick on my angry letter list And Jennifer Niven.

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[Joined June 6th 2017]  

 

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ [She/Her] ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

 

That's a Crazy Idea.

Insane.

It doesn't make sense.

"You'll do it?"

"Of course,"

I replied.

 

[Star|count:5759]

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

bookworm: :amazing character dies: 

other person: are you ok...

bookworm: NO! _____ JUST DIED!!! :cries: 

 

lol this happened to a lot of people last year when we read Charlotte's Web.

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I am a proud W.E.I.R.D. Cat!

W.ay way way to great

E.ven better than cupcakes

I.'m not weird, I'm extremely weird! 

R.at, cat, dog, candy, mythical creature lover 

D.o or do not, there is no try. -Yoda.

                             

 

Don't forget Cherith Baldry y'all 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

I'm pretty introverted, so... 

 

Random person: What are you reading?

 

Me: Wings of Fire. *Continues reading*

 

Random person: What's it about? 

 

Me: *Is trying to read* I'm sorry, what?

 

Person: What's it about?

 

Me: *Wondering why a random stranger is asking me stuff, especially when I'm reading* Huh?

 

Person: *Walks away*

 

 

 

Person in my class: Hi, Disaster.

 

Me *Is reading* Um, hi.

 

Person: How was your day?

 

Me: Okay. *Rereads sentence*

 

Person: How was your weekend?

 

Me: Uh, good. *Still reading*

 

Person: Guess what happened during my weekend? *Continues talking*

 

Me: *Dies*

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Disaster

 

Queen of sushi and annoying everyone

 

Someday soon, karma's gonna find you

 

 

There are two types of bookworms

 

Person: What are you reading?

Bookworm: *Shows front cover* (insert title here)

Person: What's it about?

Bookworm: *shows front cover* (insert title here)

 

OR

 

Person: What are you reading?

Bookworm: *slams book shut* *INHALE* *pulls the entire series out of thin air, sets up computer with a PowerPoint about why it's so good, grabs their fan art* I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! *talks for an hour*

Person: what have i done

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ӄʏǟռɨȶɛ

ɦɛ/ֆɦɛ/ȶɦɛʏ

ռɛʀɖ

ʝօɨռɛɖ ǟքʀɨʟ ֆɛʋɛռȶɦ ȶաօ ȶɦօʊֆǟռɖ ɛɨɢɦȶɛɛռ

ֆքǟʀӄʟɛֆ ɦʊʀȶ ʍʏ ֆǟʀƈǟֆȶɨƈ ɛʏɛֆ ~ʍɛ

ɨ ʟɨӄɛ ȶɦɨֆ ʄօռȶ ȶօօ ʍʊƈɦ

That 2nd one is so me TBH XD

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

This thread is like my entire life

 

 

Also hello everyone!

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}{Sea}{  

   

 

"Be a rainboin someone else's cloud"

 

 

  Forum Fam: Imagine, Amare

 

  "Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?"

Bookworm: *wakes up, starts reading*

Bookworm: *eats breakfast, keeps reading*

Parent: Get in the car, you're gonna late!

Parent (after school): Okay, book down, get stuff done! *takes book*

Bookworm: Mhmmm— WOAH WAIT WHAT?!?

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Long live the KING

 

 

Tomorrow dawns in darkness

 

 

Because I could not stop for death

he kindly stopped for me

The carriage held but just ourselves

and immortality

That's my life right there.

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|~nightwolf~|

November 23, 2016 March 29, 2019

2025 stars.

"don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened."

No words can describe how much I loved the WoFMB.

And no words will describe how sad it is to leave.

can i say i love you all?

Bookworm : Going on trip

Bookworm : *Bags are filled to brim with books*

Bookworm : Just...one...more....

 

Bookworm : So I can either get a new book that I might hate or get one that I already know I like.

Person : Just choose one.

Bookworm : I have cookies.

Person : Fine.

 

 

 

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G W E N D O L E N

 

 

 

I DRAW DRAGONS

 

& Stuff

 

Like clay stuff

Not the dragon

 

 

 

 

I'm Socially Awkward

 

 

SOOOOOOOOOOO yeah

 

 

 

 Me for Forum Ruler 2018

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            

 

The moral dilemma of wanting to want to throw a book at the wall because it made you feel emotional agony but not wanting to hurt a book so you’re just kind of glaring at the wall in pain

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   ⸺⸻⸺•+•⸺⸻⸺

       Each of us bear our own cross

 

  Come and talk to me;  341245 ]

  [ | She/her | MN | Since 7/31/17 | ]

 

Now @ moonflying31   :D

Teacher: *Attends to the class* Please turn to page 223 and read through 227

Bookworm: *Skims through textbook* *Immediately pulls out book*

Teacher: Now, who can tell me the difference between *rambling ensues*

 

*A few minutes later*

 

Teacher: Bookworm?

Bookworm: Uh... what?

Teacher: Page 225.

Bookworm: Oh... uh... the answer is D.

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~Lector~

...Sanetra ate this part of my siggy

 

On the plus side, you passed the course. Unfortunately, you broke my floor. Again. -Trainer

 

#SunnyLickedAQibli

#RememberTheLost

#TheBerriesShallRule

#NoMoreDeadFousts

 

It's been an honour.

Person: should I read *book name*?

Bookworm/me a lot: Yes! And then we can fan, talk, and discuss How this chara-

Bookworm:*covers own mouth to avoid spoiling whole series*

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ATbAsH

on hiatus//dead inside

bnha trash

Sooooo, so true

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

 

Queen of Non SequiturBookwyrmsPangolinsand Bones

 

Trash Squad, WerewolfGASTER FOLLOWER

 

Writer, roleplayer, nerd

 

WoFMBer Dec. 2014-Mar. 2019

Ooo, I have another one

 

 

Sibling: *Reading a book you want to read but haven't read yet* 

Bookworm: Are you done yet

Sibling: No

Sibling: *Stops reading and puts down book, because they have something to do* 

Bookworm: *Slowly inches over to book and picks it up and starts reading* 

Sibling: *Comes back into room* What are you doing, *Grabs Book*

Bookworm: What are you doing, I didn't see my page I was on!

Sibling: Oh, well

 

Later

 

Sibling: *Leaves book on bed*

Bookworm: *Goes in room and starts reading*

Sibling:*Comes in* What are you doing? I said you couldn't read it, I will ban you from reading this book, if you don't stop

Bookworm: Fine *plans on coming in latter when sibling isn't home and reading* 

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 If cookie are awesome, I guess I'm awesome!

 I'm weird, GET USED TO IT

Don't forget you're human. It's okay to have a meltdown. Just don't unpack and live there. Cry it out. Then refocus on where your heading.