1.) 

 

Bookworm: *Casually reads a book while walking in the hallway, totally oblivious to everything*

 

Random Person: LOOK OUT, YOUR GONNA-

 

Bookworm: *Walks into a pole and gets rushed to the nurses office*

 

 

2.) 

 

Friend: Cool! You're reading {Insert book name here}?"

 

 

Bookworm: Yep! :D I'm so eager to find out if this person returns! 

 

 

Friend: Ohhh! Yeah, they die! It's really sad. :c

 

 

Bookworm: *Slams book shut* Thanks for spoiling it...

 

 

3.)

 

Bookworm: I CANT WAIT. I MUST READ THE BOOK BUT I HAVE TO WAIT BEFORE I GET IT.

 

 

Person: You know, you could just download the PDF file and read it on your iPad/mobile.

 

 

Bookworm: *Face palms* Why couldn't I think of that...

 

 

4.)

 

Friend: Ayeee, I have a book report...

 

Bookworm: Okay?

 

Friend: MY DEAREST, BESTEST FWEND-

 

Bookworm: Okay, what do you want?

 

Friend: Could ya do it for me? :3

 

Bookworm: Nope, and "bestest" isn't a word. 

 

Friend: Fione... >:(

 

 

5.) 

 

People: Why are you always reading?

 

Bookworm: Because I can.

 

People: Because why?

 

Bookworm: Because I want too...

 

People: Why because you want too?

 

Bookworm: Because I enjoy reading.

 

People: Why because you enjoy reading?

 

Bookworm: Okay, I'm done here...

 

 

 

 

 

(Feel free to add in relatable things ;)

 

 

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ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ

 

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

 

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

 

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ\(^ω^\)

 

“ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 

Person: oh, you're reading {insert book here}? I like that book

Bookworm: Me too this is my 5th time reading it.

Person: ... *smiles, deeply confused*

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Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die

 

"NEVER question the reigning monarch."

"But why, tho?"

 

Currently majoring in trash can psychology

 

#mellofello

6.) 

 

Bookworm: *reading manga* 

 

Person: Hey, you know you're reading backwards? 

 

Bookworm: I know. 

 

Person: But why? 

 

Bookworm: Because it’s written that way. 

 

Person: But why backwards? 

 

Bookworm: *throws book at them* How about you figure it out!?

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LGBTQA

Yeets to Mars 

You're valid! 

Hyperbole falls from the sky. 

Forum Sis: Gulfstream 

#RememberTheLost

6.) Person: What are you reading? 

There are two possible responses... 

A.) Bookworm: *raises book so that person can see the cover* *continues reading* 

B.) Bookworm: Okay so it's called [title] and it's really good, it's about... *gives an in-depth, fangirly synopsis of the entire series* 

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she/her

 

tmsh /238145

#rememberthelost   

 

or maybe it is a useless mystery, arcane and lonely, unfound because no one ever looked for it 

-m.s.

Person: Hey, you know what happened to me the other day? It was super cool...

 

Bookworm: *is trying to read*

 

Person: And after that we had hamburgers and milkshakes... Hey? Are you even listening?

 

Bookworm: *throws book at them*

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                He | Him | They

 

I don't know what I'm doing

 

 

 

Sometimes simple is best  

 

 

 

Fall a e s t h e t i c 

 

 

 

Every day is a new beginning.

 

 

 

Stay away from what might have been and look what can be.

 

 

teacher: Time to line up!

bookworm: :keeps reading while everyone lines up:

classmate: :whispers: line up

bookworm: :keeps reading and finishes chapter then bookmarks: Oh! :hurries to line:

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W.ay way way to great

E.ven better than cupcakes

I.'m not weird, I'm extremely weird! 

R.at, cat, dog, candy, mythical creature lover 

D.o or do not, there is no try. -Yoda.

                             

 

Bookworm: *reads while eating lunch*

Person: what are you doing?

Bookworm: *keeps reading*

Person: c'mon, talk to me!

Bookworm: *ignores them*

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She/Her

Discipline is everything. If you don't have it. . . 

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers."- Kahil Gibran

#FFT

Hello again

Forum Family: Zodiac 

 

 

 

 

I have another one:

Person: Can I do borrow this?

Bookworm: *Not paying attention* Hmm . . . yeah

Person: Cool!

Bookworm: *Looks up* What did you say?

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She/Her

Discipline is everything. If you don't have it. . . 

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers."- Kahil Gibran

#FFT

Hello again

Forum Family: Zodiac 

 

 

 

 

Reading in class, Getting to the good part and Climax is Reaching its peak.

 

Sub Teacher: Put the book away and do your work.

 

Me: But I am capable of completing work in a matter of minutes

 

Sub Teacher: I don't care, Just do it!

 

Me: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO DO THIS WHEN KIDS ARE LITERALLY PLAYING FORTNITE IN THE CUPBOARDS!.

 

Sub teacher: At least their doing their work.

 

Me: @`£´@

 

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[Joined June 16th 2017]  

 

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JorDunDunDun_2

No. 2 is painfully relatable :')

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[Bixbite][She/they/baka]

❀❀❀❀❀

#CCfam

❀❀❀❀❀

Playing happy melodies

under the glowing moon

❀❀❀❀❀

A thousand cherry blossoms,

Dwindling in the light...

❀❀❀❀❀

Spring aesthetic

Parent: Okay, child it's time to go turn off the light. 

Bookworm: No, I'm almost done though

Parent: What I just bought you that book 2-3 hours ago, and it's 400 pages 

Bookworm: I know, can I just finish it, I only have a few pages left ( actual 50 or so) 

 

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 The Starry Kip Queen

 If cookie are awesome, I guess I'm awesome!

 I'm werid, GET USED TO IT

   I love the night thou 

     I have returned!

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Friend: AAGH INTERACT WITH YHE REAL WORLDDDD

Bookworm: no, i'm reading

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Greatness  

 

 

the signature is under construction for the season that human beings call "fall" or "autumn"

(Cookie, I can relate to yours so much! My mom or dad would buy we book and I would be finished with it in a matter of three or two hours. 

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ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴄɪɴɴᴀᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ

 

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴋᴏ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

 

ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ sʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀ & ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙᴏʙᴀ

 

ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ʙʜ/ᴅʙ\(^ω^\)

 

“ᴊᴀᴅᴇ, ɪғ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏɴᴅ.”

 

I can't explain my thing xd

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homethread /313731

A day after you finish reading a book : *trying to read it again* I miss the feeling of when you first read a book. 

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H  L

  A  O

 

Catholic 

To the Haven for Werewolves, 54 pages, and over 2,100 posts.

#RememberHurricane

So not Luana.

 

8) Me: *finishes a book in which my favourite character dies*

Friend: *notice's book I'm reading* Hey is that book any good?

Me: *get's an evil gleam in eye* Please excuse me while I go write an angry letter to the author and\or possible kill them.

Friend:*looks at me and wonders if they should bring me to a mental hospital*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this has happened to me twice. now Veronica Roth[author of divergent} and Lisa MacMann{author of unwanteds] are on my angry letter list >X3

 

 

 

 

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☯she/her/weirdo☯

☯Anime\Manga\Book obsessed

☯"Now don't you understand...I'm never changing who I am.."-Imagine Dragons☯

☯Goddess of winter, nature and art☯

Remember the lost☯

☯LGBTQ+ supporter

 

 

 

 

 

 

@Snow. Oh You got an angry letter list too? Wow. I got Becca Fitspatrick on my angry letter list And Jennifer Niven.

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[Joined June 16th 2017]  

 

Goddess of Fire      and Phoenix's

°BentOverBackwards_1

°{Star|Count}{4279}

#OurBelovedHurricane-We love you

 

JorDunDunDun_2

bookworm: :amazing character dies: 

other person: are you ok...

bookworm: NO! _____ JUST DIED!!! :cries: 

 

lol this happened to a lot of people last year when we read Charlotte's Web.

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I am a proud W.E.I.R.D. Cat!

W.ay way way to great

E.ven better than cupcakes

I.'m not weird, I'm extremely weird! 

R.at, cat, dog, candy, mythical creature lover 

D.o or do not, there is no try. -Yoda.

                             

 

Don't forget Cherith Baldry y'all 

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 I’m edgy now I guess

Toffee’s Still a Walnut

FADESQUID SISTERS

#RememberTheLost

It’s my Forum Birthday Today

 

And if you say you’re okay 

I’m gonna heal you anyways

I'm pretty introverted, so... 

 

Random person: What are you reading?

 

Me: Wings of Fire. *Continues reading*

 

Random person: What's it about? 

 

Me: *Is trying to read* I'm sorry, what?

 

Person: What's it about?

 

Me: *Wondering why a random stranger is asking me stuff, especially when I'm reading* Huh?

 

Person: *Walks away*

 

 

 

Person in my class: Hi, Disaster.

 

Me *Is reading* Um, hi.

 

Person: How was your day?

 

Me: Okay. *Rereads sentence*

 

Person: How was your weekend?

 

Me: Uh, good. *Still reading*

 

Person: Guess what happened during my weekend? *Continues talking*

 

Me: *Dies*

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Disaster

 

When it really counts the most

The sky falls down

Never able to boast

As you feel yourself drown

 

When all the happiness is gone

You can see past the lie

No one listens long enough to hear the song

Time has come for a final goodbye

 

There are two types of bookworms

 

Person: What are you reading?

Bookworm: *Shows front cover* (insert title here)

Person: What's it about?

Bookworm: *shows front cover* (insert title here)

 

OR

 

Person: What are you reading?

Bookworm: *slams book shut* *INHALE* *pulls the entire series out of thin air, sets up computer with a PowerPoint about why it's so good, grabs their fan art* I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! *talks for an hour*

Person: what have i done

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ӄʏǟռɨȶɛ

ɦɛ/ֆɦɛ/ȶɦɛʏ

ռɛʀɖ

ʝօɨռɛɖ ǟքʀɨʟ ֆɛʋɛռȶɦ ȶաօ ȶɦօʊֆǟռɖ ɛɨɢɦȶɛɛռ

ֆքǟʀӄʟɛֆ ɦʊʀȶ ʍʏ ֆǟʀƈǟֆȶɨƈ ɛʏɛֆ ~ʍɛ

ɨ ʟɨӄɛ ȶɦɨֆ ʄօռȶ ȶօօ ʍʊƈɦ

That 2nd one is so me TBH XD

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❀❀❀❀❀

#CCfam

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Playing happy melodies

under the glowing moon

❀❀❀❀❀

A thousand cherry blossoms,

Dwindling in the light...

❀❀❀❀❀

Spring aesthetic

This thread is like my entire life

 

 

Also hello everyone!

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}{Sea}{  

   

 

"Be a rainboin someone else's cloud"

 

 

  Forum Fam: Imagine, Amare

 

  "Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?"

Bookworm: *wakes up, starts reading*

Bookworm: *eats breakfast, keeps reading*

Parent: Get in the car, you're gonna late!

Parent (after school): Okay, book down, get stuff done! *takes book*

Bookworm: Mhmmm— WOAH WAIT WHAT?!?

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Long live the King

 

Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die

 

"NEVER question the reigning monarch."

"But why, tho?"

 

Currently majoring in trash can psychology

 

#mellofello

That's my life right there.

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I am who they call NightWolf...

He.Him.His.Her.She.

Remember Those Who Left...

Currently wondering why I had even wanted to go to middle school...

A secret ARMY...

Bookworm : Going on trip

Bookworm : *Bags are filled to brim with books*

Bookworm : Just...one...more....

 

Bookworm : So I can either get a new book that I might hate or get one that I already know I like.

Person : Just choose one.

Bookworm : I have cookies.

Person : Fine.

 

 

 

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 M i r a g e 

 

 

 

I'll make you see things

That aren't even real

But where did they come from?

Your mind, my dear!

 

 

 Illusion

 

 

 

 

 

            

 

The moral dilemma of wanting to want to throw a book at the wall because it made you feel emotional agony but not wanting to hurt a book so you’re just kind of glaring at the wall in pain

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Moonflight

 

It was nice while it lasted

 

I am inactive

Teacher: *Attends to the class* Please turn to page 223 and read through 227

Bookworm: *Skims through textbook* *Immediately pulls out book*

Teacher: Now, who can tell me the difference between *rambling ensues*

 

*A few minutes later*

 

Teacher: Bookworm?

Bookworm: Uh... what?

Teacher: Page 225.

Bookworm: Oh... uh... the answer is D.

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~Lector~

...Sanetra ate this part of my siggy

 

On the plus side, you passed the course. Unfortunately, you broke my floor. Again. -Trainer

 

#SunnyLickedAQibli

#RememberTheLost

#TheBerriesShallRule

#NoMoreDeadFousts

Person: should I read *book name*?

Bookworm/me a lot: Yes! And then we can fan, talk, and discuss How this chara-

Bookworm:*covers own mouth to avoid spoiling whole series*

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Demiboy/Questioning

[Atheist][Nerd]

A e s t h e t i c

Pumpkin spice is the best flavor  

sTrEsS oof

#RememberFuture

#RememberTS

Remember the Lost

Sooooo, so true

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

    

Forum Royal Scientist

 

PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE

 

WEREWOLPRIDE

    

TLH Reread: /336256

Ooo, I have another one

 

 

Sibling: *Reading a book you want to read but haven't read yet* 

Bookworm: Are you done yet

Sibling: No

Sibling: *Stops reading and puts down book, because they have something to do* 

Bookworm: *Slowly inches over to book and picks it up and starts reading* 

Sibling: *Comes back into room* What are you doing, *Grabs Book*

Bookworm: What are you doing, I didn't see my page I was on!

Sibling: Oh, well

 

Later

 

Sibling: *Leaves book on bed*

Bookworm: *Goes in room and starts reading*

Sibling:*Comes in* What are you doing? I said you couldn't read it, I will ban you from reading this book, if you don't stop

Bookworm: Fine *plans on coming in latter when sibling isn't home and reading* 

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 The Starry Kip Queen

 If cookie are awesome, I guess I'm awesome!

 I'm werid, GET USED TO IT

   I love the night thou 

     I have returned!

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