Figured I might as well make one for here. 

 

It’s literally a boat

 

But it looks really old on the outside and high tech on the inside

 

whoo

 

this might also double as a planning thread of things I’ll think about, but never find the motivation to do 

 

Uh 

 

have fun, don’t break anything I guess

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We are all you created

We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

*grabs onto side of boat*

 

i can't swim

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Long live the King

 

Life is real! Life is earnest!

And the grave is not its goal;

"Dust thou art, to dust returnest,"

Was not spoken of the soul

 

Please don't burn up other people's eyes; it's not polite, you see.

 

 

Arch-nemesis: Myself

Screaming and Vine references? Sign me up m'dude

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♦ he/him ♦ i go for a look called "dead but delicious"  ♦

♦ irrelevancy + machinations act II available /333261 ♦

♦ look at that high waisted man! he got feminine hips 

i was bored and put your name through google translate 

you know how you wrote it in chinese?

yeah that's chinese for claw

*applauds*

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

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hewwo mister ishmael

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We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

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The WoFMB needs to meet Ahab and the Ishes 

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 I’m spoopy now I guess

Toffee’s Still a Walnut

FADESQUID SISTERS

#RememberTheLost

 

This is Halloween Halloween Halloween

This is Halloween Halloween Halloween

 

OKAY FINE IM AN ALMOND

Alright

 let’s get unnecessarily in-depth with my typo bois 

I haven’t brought them out in a while oof 

 

Ishamel is the OG typo born from me misspelling my own name on a thread about destroying pianos. He eventually evolved into his own entity, known as Ishamel. He hates music/musical instruments even though he ironically wears a maestro’s tailcoat. He has powers of energy conversion, meaning he can take energy from one object and store it in another. Too much energy can cause the receiving object to explode. Ishamel is a typo demon and he uses the energy conversation to bring life to the other typos, so he’s technically everyone’s dad. Don’t tell him that, though. He’s also the edgiest of the bunch, and is in a small part the manifestation of my logic wow I am Thomas Sanders aren’t I. I think he’s also shipped with Bored, Jade‘s flip(?). 

 H— this isn’t the SAMB. What did you get us into this time?

This is my homethread on the WoFMB. You’re not allowed to leave this thread yet. 

So I’m confined with everyone else? Even Mr. Homicidal Holiday? Fantastic. 

Don’t make any sudden movements and he probably won’t stab you. 

 

The next kiddo is Ishmeal. I don’t remember the whole story but Ishamel brought him to life from a book that had a misspelling of Ishmael (confused yet?). Because he’s from a book, he can’t actually talk, and instead communicates with sign language. Ishamel is the one who understands him best, especially when Ishmeal is stressed because he tends to sign too fast for anyone else to decipher.  Any text you see from Ishmeal is him signing. He cannot gain the ability to speak either, except on Ahab’s intro thread when they all switched bodies and it was just really confusing and dramatic. He’s more childlike and energetic than Ishamel and he’s extremely trusting of others, as long as they don’t hurt the other typos. Ishmeal is probably the most likely to be framed for a crime he didn’t commit out of the entire gang. He has no magic as far as anyone is aware honhonhon. He best represents my younger self. 

*waves* Hello! This place has a lot of orange! 

It’s hurting my eyes. 

ORANGE!!!

Ow. 

 

 

Number three is Ishmale, the ice boi. I don’t use him a lot and I honestly want to kill him off. I think he showed up after the other two disappeared to go shop for ugly sweaters (this was around December). He’s shipped with Elsa but his favorite character from Frozen is Sven. He has powers similar to that of icescales, and he can also fly. He’s mischievous and Ishamel is secretly terrified of him because he was frozen solid by him once. 

Wings of Fire. Sounds... rather hot. I’m not sure I like this. 

 

Also in December, Fishmeal was created. Much in the way of Ishamel, it started out as a thread of me being stupid with the... e-l-f p-r-a-c-t-i-c-e meme, and then evolving into a separate persona of sorts. He was dubbed Elfmael, but I decided to make him a full time gang member and keep Fishmeal as his base name. With most major holidays, he changes his name and appearance in accordance to it. Lovemael for Valentine‘s Day, Luckmael for St. Patrick’s Day, Foolmael for April 1st, etc. He’s very passionate about his holidays and tries to kill people that he thinks aren’t celebrating hard enough. He

H E L L O . 

A N O T H E R 

F O R U M ?

W H A T

A

P L E A S A N T

S U R P R I S E !

I was in the middle of talking about you. Could you like.. not interrupt me?

N O

 

Oh, would you look at my wrist. I have to do something, I’ll introduce Ahab and Ismael later. 

 

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All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

yeah I'm pretty sure they're shipped 

 

*blushes* *mutters* I hope so

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JADE SQUIDSHIPPER

 I’m spoopy now I guess

Toffee’s Still a Walnut

FADESQUID SISTERS

#RememberTheLost

 

This is Halloween Halloween Halloween

This is Halloween Halloween Halloween

 

OKAY FINE IM AN ALMOND

my gang members are all in the void now from lack of use so i'm making a new one

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              She/Her

 

"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain." ~Joseph Campbell

 

Species of the Week: Governor Laffan's FernDiplazuim laffanianum

 

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I’m actually feeling good today so I fully expect everything to crash and burn in the very near future 

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We are all you created

We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

*a 73-car WoFRR mixed freight train, mostly centerbeam lumber cars, and woodchip cars, and led by 2 AC4400CWs, both brown, rumbles into a siding next to the ship, while the Skywing Streaker roars by at 55 mph*

 

Y'wanna train station?

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king of trucks, trains, diesel, derailments, and over-description

WoFRR! USE IT!

he/him

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one of the few WOFMBers who are country music fans

current mood: *DIESEL ENGINE NOISES INTENSIFY*

JOHN DEERE IS BEST TRACTOR

 

Hey kids are you ready to read a lot of stuff you don’t care about

 

Life update:

Catch me with my fingers bleeding from trying to figure out how to transition fast enough from Dm7 to G to play Peace and Love on my ukulele

My hands are too small for this lol

 

I finally sent in my application for camp staff, after I waited two months to finish it and then sent the email without the actual attachment so I had to resend it 

big oof

it’s a Disaster and I’m probably not going to get hired because I waited so long but I really don’t want to think about that

 

I’m steadily raising my hand more often in class but there’s still a huge spike of anxiety when I even think about it. so it’s still a mess but we’re going somewhere 

 

speaking of school, I have two weeks left and I’m 90% sure I’m going to have to retake algebra because I just stopped trying and I’m terrified of what my parents are going to do as a result. I currently have a 66% in the class.

They think I’m smart and I guess I am but I’m afraid of success as much as I’m afraid of failure so I don’t “put myself out there” academically. Yeah I’m intelligent in social sciences and language but knowing the construction of a hyena hierarchy isn’t going to help me with quadratics 

There’s also this girl I sit next to. Really high energy, I know her from middle school and she’s fun to be around but it takes a.. specific person to handle her energy and personality for an entire school year, and that person is not me. The introvert that I am, I recharge when I’m away from people and being at the same table with her for less than an hour is the same kind of drainage I would get from networking at a party

She also has no concept of personal space and I’m a doormat so I don’t say anything when she pokes my arm 50 times or leans her entire weight into me to get my attention, or touches my hair.  She’s aware of my grades because she sees the papers passed back to me and she lowkey punches my shoulder every time I get a test back 

It’s also the end of the year so saying something isn’t really worth it to me. I’ve ended up literally turning my back to her whenever she does it

so I moved tables for a day with some other people I knew (half because I needed help and half because I’m extremely close to hurting her feelings) and she immediately texts me and starts asking what she did wrong and if I hated her and generally saying how she was “all alone”. I told her I was looking for help (I had gotten help from her before but she kept treating me like I was five and once again not respecting my boundaries) and stayed where I was but she kept looking at me and I felt bad 

 

I got a fern

no one on this earth will ever be able to comprehend the love I have for ferns

I’d been bothering my parents for weeks about getting one

It’s a Boston fern and it’s the greatest thing ever

His name is Fernando and he lives on our front porch

 

my parents want to expand the garage but they have to wait to remove a bush because there’s robins nesting in it

The robins and I are chill, I can peek into the bush and see what’s going on, and she doesn’t fly away as long as I whistle first 

four chicks hatched a couple days ago

LookAtAllThoseChicks.jpg

they’ll be there for about another two or three weeks

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We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

It’s sunny and warm, you know what that means!

 

time to play on my phone outside

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All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

Current mood: Stress eating untoasted bread with butter while looking at memes

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We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

...if it's untoasted doesn't that mean it's just bread

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

APPLAUSE

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There are two robin nests near my house that I know of. We also have some cinnamon ferns in our driveway that my mom thought had died, but nah.

 

Also, was the first Pequod the one where you were asking about towel-hats? 

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Thread-Ghost, I Seem And A Wanderer

Not all who wander are lost, but I most definitely am

 

Please forgive my forgetting. I don't know anymore. *Tips hat in thanks*

 

Also please join the WoF-Forumers on DA

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not Pequod, Farquad. Or maybe just E.

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Just call me...

CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

@Riri *whips on professor glasses* there is a fundamental difference between untoasted bread and bread. Untoasted bread is raw. 

 

@Lively yes and my mind is still blown over that

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We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

but...then....then it's just bread

because *snatches professor glasses and places on top of my own glasses* the word "bread" usually refers to raw bread and "toast" to toasted bread, therefore your lesson was useless as I already possessed the knowledge

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

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*puts on another pair of professor glasses* But bread can become stale, which means that it’s no longer raw. I was eating raw bread. 

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We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

*puts on two more sets of glasses* raw bread is technically uncooked bread, "raw" being another useless prefix. it's just bread. accept it.

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

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*puts on three pairs of oversized sunglasses* There is such a thing as raw bread. 

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We are all that you are and all that you've been

All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

*gets pair of giant dragon glasses* "IT's JUST BREAD"

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CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

 *puts on pair of professor glasses* LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

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ӄʏǟռɨȶɛ

ɦɛ/ֆɦɛ/ȶɦɛʏ

ռɛʀɖ

ʝօɨռɛɖ ǟքʀɨʟ ֆɛʋɛռȶɦ ȶաօ ȶɦօʊֆǟռɖ ɛɨɢɦȶɛɛռ

ֆքǟʀӄʟɛֆ ɦʊʀȶ ʍʏ ֆǟʀƈǟֆȶɨƈ ɛʏɛֆ ~ʍɛ

ɨ ʟɨӄɛ ȶɦɨֆ ʄօռȶ ȶօօ ʍʊƈɦ

*puts on five pairs of glasses and two official-looking hats* do you mean unbaked bread or underbaked 

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

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*takes all the glasses off and puts on eight pairs of steampunk goggles instead* 

 

*clears throat* 

Okay, I made raw bread... Not crackers. Bread! :P Doesn't it seems like everybody loves bread? And let me tell you, I'm no exception to that.

Some of you may wonder, what does raw even mean and why eat raw? Well first of all, raw means that we don't heat food over 115° F or 42° C. And the reason for that is because when we do heat the food over 115° F or 42° C we start to break down the natural enzymes in our food.

I believe that raw food can be very nutritious but with that said, that doesn't mean that I eat exclusively raw. I believe that some foods can actually benefit from cooking, plus I can often feel a need for warm and cooked food.

Cooking tomatoes, for example, increases the bio availability of the antioxidant lycopene. Similarly, cooking carrots makes the beta-carotene they contain more available for the body to absorb.”

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All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

*takes off glasses*

it's only raw if it's undercooked, and those are words coming from an experienced baker

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But just when I thought that I’d lost all my hope for real

I found a new topic with great appeal

H U M A N B E I N G

9500+ stars ;w; whyyyyy

See how they’re laughing atcha?

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r.i.p. in the gossip sea

*puts on a top hat*

Untoasted is undercooked

undercooked is raw

b r e a d

I actually didn’t know that “raw bread existed

 

I was just trying to see how far this would g

 

I am not an experienced baker and can burn water but I went on google and the internet is always Right!

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All that you've loved and you've hated. . .

Yes I’m still agonizing over my speaking exam

 

I now have a minute and a halfish worth of Spanish written down

 

Now all I have to do is memorize it enough to recap each sentence by a key word on a notecard, present it in front of the class, and hope I don’t make a fool of myself. 

 

I guess I could also go the root of intentionally making a fool of myself so everyone thinks I don’t care

This one girl already presented and I could tell she was in the exact same boat as I’m in. She struggled through it, but at least she did it. I was secondhandedly proud of her. 

 

I’m feeling better. I rewrote it so it’s more fluid and I have a couple backup sentences so that I can pull whip them out at the end if I end up speaking too fast, which I 100% will

 

It’s the memorization that’s going to kill me

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I just love tornado drills where everyone is crammed in the hallways and yelling and it’s hot

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Standing is leaning on your feet

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Why are guitars so big

 

Ukes are better

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If you keep missing high fives, if you both look at the other person’s elbow while you’re doing it, it’s almost impossible to miss unless you’re trying to. 

 

And if you deliberately miss miss high fives, you’re the worst kind of person. 

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I got me a new song to chill to

 

I haven’t been this relaxed in months 

 

I pulled my first all-nighter of the summer and it wasn’t because I had to deal with anything emotionally scarring, just because I wanted to

 

I only need a few more months until I get my braces off

 

I’m going to camp in a few days, one of my few places of happiness

 

S’all good

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*clears away the cobwebs* 

Hello homethread my old friend

I’ve come to post on you again

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Wow I haven’t touched this the entire summer

 

It’s weird

 

I remember I was just planning to dump stories from camp here as they happened 

 

I might do that still, just so I have a place to reread them

Y’all can learn about the walking crisis that is Ego Check

That place was a war zone lol

 

Loved every minute of it though

 

 

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Aaaah, m’dude we’re getting shipped.

 

 

oh boi this is gonna be awkward 

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”I don’t feel so good.”

CREEPY SPOOKY HALLOWEEN

JuMpSuIt, JuMpSuIt, CoVeR mE 

-+-Christian-+-

Siggy’s Gray Again

Swammer

Death Of A Bachelor

Where We Droppin’?

#RememberThemall

Left 8/24/18

 

:(

 

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