This was based off of a writing that I did back in fourth grade. My only hope is that this will be just as cringy. (And no, there were no sign up. If you want to be a specific fruit, go ahead and post which kind)

 

Chapter Zero:

 

 

Marx moaned. "I want some fuit," she yelled, inside the cave that she owned. The yell echoed and some glitter fell from the ceiling.

 

You see, Marx could only eat vegetables. It was just a law, and an unfair one at that. 

 

Marx stood up from her meditation and found some tools and metal. An idea began to form. "Let's see, grapes are yummy in my tummy, but what about sparkly, glittery grapes?"

 

Marx's stomach growled. "Yes, my friend, soon we will eats us some grapes. Shiny grapes," she assured it, placing a hand on her stomach.

 

Marx picked up wrench and began to hammer pieces of metal together. After two long hours, a gun was made and she began to laugh. 

 

 

Chapter One [Later that day]:

 

Sanetra was skipping back home from school with Andromeda skipping next to her. "When I get home," she whispered to Andromeda, "Imma gonna set something on fire."

 

Firework, who was approaching from behind and overhead Sanetra with her ears,  grew pale and walked off in the other direction. "This girl isn't on fire!" she exclaimed. 

 

Andromeda's eyes light up, but not with fire because she didn't have a torch with her. "Cool! Can I help?" she whispered back. 

 

Sanetra nodded. "We can eat fruit too." Sanetra was hungry and craving fruit. She had lots and lots of fruit at her house. 

 

Andromeda nodded. "I like fruit. Fruit is good, unless it's rotten. Then it isn't good; it's rotten."

 

Suddenly, people began to scream. Over all the screaming, Sanrtra and Andromeda could hear: "Pew, pew! Pew-pew! FRUIT!!!", along with manical laughter. They could see green lazeres in the distance.

 

Sanetra screeched and broke out running "Come on, we have to hide!" 

 

Andromeda frowned. "Aww, it looks like we can't set stuff on fire today!" She ended up following Sanetra into a carboard box. They wete going to try to wait out the lazers. 

 

 

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on hiatus//dead inside

bnha trash

Can I be a strawberry?

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-^-Longclaw-^-

She/Her/They/Them

Goddess of Gore, Coyotes, and Obsidian

Queeof Nighttime and Demonic Entities

In death, there comes peace and rebirth

#REMEMBERHURRICANE

For every life lost, a sorrow felt in millions

This is great

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             ~~Scar~~

 

My Song of the week (maybe) [AKA what I listened to recently]: Play - Finding Neverland the Musical

 

Why did the butcher become a cattle farmer?

Because he wanted to raise the steaks

 

Bored

hey could i be in it?

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 triplet with Rune and Time. 

 

est.[June21st][2017] ☆2,820☆

Never be afraid to be yourself,

  For we're all wonderfully unique,

     In our own way. 

    

 

Rip.

  

 

 

  

   

 

 

 

I'm either a chirimoya or a normal person. This is genius.

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(plato was a great philosopher. he said that we should be kind to everyone, because everyone is fighting a difficult battle.)

@Longclaw, of course! 

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Can I be a kiwi?

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Confidence 

 

#RememberHurricane

 

I love revlis

 

#scalyottersneedmorelove! 

 

i don't care what fruit i am but please put me in

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ӄʏǟռɨȶɛ

ɦɛ/ֆɦɛ/ȶɦɛʏ

ռɛʀɖ

ʝօɨռɛɖ ǟքʀɨʟ ֆɛʋɛռȶɦ ȶաօ ȶɦօʊֆǟռɖ ɛɨɢɦȶɛɛռ

ֆքǟʀӄʟɛֆ ɦʊʀȶ ʍʏ ֆǟʀƈǟֆȶɨƈ ɛʏɛֆ ~ʍɛ

ɨ ʟɨӄɛ ȶɦɨֆ ʄօռȶ ȶօօ ʍʊƈɦ

make me a durian

because just like a durian, whenever I enter a room I make everyone else want to leave B)

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don't let the memories of this place die

grapes

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@Everyone, thank you! I'll try to fit all of you in as the fruits you want. 

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Chapter Two [Meanwhile]:

 

Confidence was strolling down the street with Longclaw when the lazering began right in front of them. 

 

"Gasp!" exclaimed Longclaw. "I just said gasp out lout! And look!" she pointed towards a very, very glittery person with a gun that shot green lazer. 

 

Confidence stared in awe at the figure before remarking, "She's so shiny."

 

The figure turned towards them, screeching, "I'm shiny!! Pew-pew! FRUIT!! AH HA HA HA!! FRUIT!!!" The figure shot her gun at the two. 

 

Longclaw broke out laughing. "He can't sing!" She collapsed onto the floor after being shot. 

 

"And that's for assuming meh gender!" yelled the girl, firing again. This time a lazer beam hit Confidence. 

 

Confidence shreiked. "It-it tickles!" Longclaw was laughing as well.

 

After a good ten minutes of hysterical laughter, Confidence and Longclaw stood up and looked at each other. 

 

"Longclaw! You're a strawberry!" exclaimed Confidence, examining here friend. 

 

"No, I'm pan. And you're a kiwi!" replied Longclaw. "Gasp! We're fruit!" 

 

"Arrgh!" Confidence fell to her knees. "Being a fruit has so many different meanings! Why?"

 

[Meanwhile, somewhere else]...

 

Tiger, Time, Swampy, Saturn and Neptune were watching all this happen from a high up building. 

 

"Tsk, Tsk, someone just got shot for assuming a gender," commented Swampy.

 

"A mistake indeed," replied Neptune, eating fruit. Grapes, to be exact. 

 

"Looks like it's time to save the day," noted Time. 

 

"That's right, by calling the professionals," added Saturn. Everyone nodded in response. 

 

"I'll get the phone," Tiger told the rest of the group. He got up from his chair and dialed into one of those phones on the walls a number. 

 

"Hello? Yes, Marx is attacking the city...again. You will? Really? Grrreat!" Tiger hung up and turned back towards the group. "There coming." 

 

And they all smiled, each smile being the the shape of a banana. 

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I WILL SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE WITH  SANETRA

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Andromeda

 

 

Blobfish and Plants Society  

 

»Snazziest Nerd on the Block«  

 

My world's on fire

how 'bout yours?

 

July 10, 2016 - March 29, 2019

...Qumquats. The Qumquats will rule XD

 

 

By the way, great work. It made me laugh.

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~Lector~

...Sanetra ate this part of my siggy

 

On the plus side, you passed the course. Unfortunately, you broke my floor. Again. -Trainer

 

#SunnyLickedAQibli

#RememberTheLost

#TheBerriesShallRule

#NoMoreDeadFousts

 

It's been an honour.

I ORDER YOU ALL TO GIVE ME GRAPES 

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*Raises ok hand sign* Very nice.

 

Your younger self must have a very interesting imagination.

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He/Him

This is my Forumfic sign-up thread: /339280, If you want to read it, here: /340457

Triplets with Rune and Tiger

 

I'm thinking of putting something here for the end of the fourms but idk yet.

 

Icy Spicy!

bastat the chirimoya

 

 

i am too impatient forgive me *falls to knees*

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(plato was a great philosopher. he said that we should be kind to everyone, because everyone is fighting a difficult battle.)

@Lector, how could I forget that fruit! You are going to be a Quemquat now (once I learn how to spell it). And I'm glad it could make you laugh!  

 

@Marx, just wait until you find out about raisins...

 

@Time, you have no idea. 

 

@Bastat, I'll try to get you in soon, promise. I have an idea fir your character already...

 

@Everyone, I don't know why, but I find sheer joy in writing this. I'll get the third chapter in tomarrow at the latest. 

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I find sheer joy in reading this, so please post away.

 

may I be an apricot please

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eventide/spectral

she/heand they/them

and we're powered by every tear that's dried

a villain is born... of FRUIT!!!!!

I want to be a guava.

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•Inkblot•

 

Being unoriginal here!

Can I..

 

Can I be a blackberry..?

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Blueangel

Autocorrect says I'm Bangle.

and Google translate says I'm RedSea

 

What am I?

 

You can fix something, but that doesn't make it not broken

you can listen but that doesn't mean you understand.

 

BTS is my current obsession- Taekook is good.

I wanna be a mango!!!!!!

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She/Her

Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

Make me a... Qibli Kiwi.

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Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

Oh this is so funny, the randomness! What is you became a grape?! Would Marx eat you? *edges away* 

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The Fox 

 

#FennecForForumFennecFox

 

Treasure Chest Filled With Your Diamonds

 

 

Did it ever get so BAD that you just had to laugh while the whole world crashes down?

 

 

Or I Could Come Alone, Just Me, You On Our Own

 

 

 

 

The fear of falling apart 

CAN I BE IN THIS MOST WONDERFUL MASTERPIECE 

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||Ya Boi Gr8ness||

she/her  

"I used to think I was indesicive, now i'm not sure."      

"Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping."

izuku midoriya

A purple pineapple please 

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 Call me...*~Reading~*  

Friendly Neighborhood Fangirl

Fanwing

Gryffindor 

Bookworm

  Jedi

Christan

I’m really going to miss the forums. I love all of you! Please find me on homebase! My user is the same!

raisins

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Can I be a durian?

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Lαɳα

I'm Nerdy and proud!

Part of the arry otter rotection lub!

Part of the Order of the Bananana!

#Hufflepuff

#DogLover

#LoverOfLotsOfBooksAndSeries

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Beni WingStar Nattily Azul Lilac (flip) Mr. Cellophane

I'll try to fit you guys all in, but no garenties when you'll come in. Oh, and I'll make a separates thread in a minute to ask for volunteers for something. 

 

Chapter Three [In a near by park...]

 

Scar was sleeping on a park bench because that is what you do when you're tired. Yelling woke him up. 

 

He sat up and glared at the three people yelling: Gulfstream, Toffee and Imagine. Imagine was in a tree, wearing a cape, and it looked like he was ready to jump. Toffee was doing a presentation about, wait, a ship? Gulfstream was just yelling, "SHIP! I SHIP IT! I SHIPPED IT! A PACKAGE!! AND TWO RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET!!"

 

Scar stared at them blankly before arising to go see what was really going on. "Excuse me, but I must inform you that you guys awoke me from my slumber." 

 

All three of them stopped and looked at him, startled. 

 

Toffee gasped. "He's heard to much! Quick, Imagine, do your thing!" She quickly grabbed ger trifold and began to fold it up, but not in a triangle because that's not how the world works. 

 

Imagine nodded and jumped down from the tree, until his cape got caught on a branch. He hung there for a second before Gulfstream cut him down.

 

"Noooooo!" he sobbed. "Noooooo! My-my cape! We shipped so many people, so many packages. And now it's gone. Why?! Why cruel branch? Why!?" He broke into crying. Gulfstream unzipped her backpack and gave him some tissues. Toffee crouched down beside Imagine and began to cry too. 

 

Scar was beginning to put this together. "Hold the phone, are you guys the legendary Shipping Sqaud?" 

 

Toffee nodded. "Bu-But now we're incomplete because of the death of Imagine's cape." 

 

"Okay..." Scar began to return back to his bench when a car pulled in front of him. 

 

The driver rolled down the window, revealing Nightwolf. "It's time," she said. 

 

Scar gasped and grinned, his grin being the shape of a banana. 

 

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~Thunderstorm~

Thunder|Thundy|TS

She/Her|They/Them

 

There's nothing left to say now

Let's only think about love!

You have opened the yawning grave

 

α σνєя σƒ муѕтєяумαgι¢, αη∂ αηgѕт!

I’ll be a bunch of poisonous Nightlock berries

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Just call me...

CW.

Or Charles Wallace

 

XD This is awesome! I love it so much.

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|~nightwolf~|

November 23, 2016 March 29, 2019

2025 stars.

"don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened."

No words can describe how much I loved the WoFMB.

And no words will describe how sad it is to leave.

can i say i love you all?

I'm legendary!!! Yes!!

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She/Her

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I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

Shipping squad

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The Fox 

 

#FennecForForumFennecFox

 

Treasure Chest Filled With Your Diamonds

 

 

Did it ever get so BAD that you just had to laugh while the whole world crashes down?

 

 

Or I Could Come Alone, Just Me, You On Our Own

 

 

 

 

The fear of falling apart 

Put me in there! Make me a Qibli Kiwi!

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~{Alphawolf/K-9}~

 

 

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#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

Can I be

 

 

 

 

 

GRAPE

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Darksea

And oh, there is no power on Earth, or below

That could ever break our hearts Or shake our souls

And when you Lay Me Down you'll only bury bones

'Cause oh, my heart and soul are going home

Time to mourn the death of Imagine's cape.

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             ~~Scar~~

 

My Song of the week (maybe) [AKA what I listened to recently]: Play - Finding Neverland the Musical

 

Why did the butcher become a cattle farmer?

Because he wanted to raise the steaks

 

Bored

It was a very shiny cape. It was made of fruit.

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~ The Alpha Spartan

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#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

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