An ion walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks his name. The ion replies "Adam." The bartender hands him the drink and says "No charge."

 

 

HA Y'ALL GET IT?

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lol I get it!  XD

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bnha trash

Uhhhh.... it’s messed up, technically. An Atom would not be an Ion. All Ions have a charge, either positive or negative. So therefore, an ion cannot be named “Adam” and receive no charge from the bartender. :P

 

Sorry. Had to correct it.

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Thanks XD Oh hey Andalite! While you're here! You gave me a SkyWing a while ago named Cardinal. I'm coloring the official SkyWing image to match her description, and she looks AMAZING! Thank you :D

 

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but peri that's the point XD 

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don't feed laurel's addiction darnit

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Febreeze

 

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Periwinkle:

...yeah, the joke is partly that the ion lied to get itself a nice drink.

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See I still always go classic. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. I just felt the need to share that with you guys because as the dinosaurs knew, life is about making an impact. 

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You barium

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Foodle

 

Sorta kinda here

 

uh?

 

i'm a math person, not a science one

 

go ask winty to explain

 

@Samwise: for a moment there i got really confused because i was reading that as me and my flipsides' names. XD

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I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE DOWNFALL OF MY HOME.

shush cheese it's a good addiction

 

dumb science joke because i'm obsessed with genetics and found this funny for some reason? oops i've shared the joke before but shhh it's still good very stolen: 
interviewer: any special requests you'd like to make? 

"i'd like to work from five to three"

interviewer: but that's absurd!
*takes off mask to reveal dna*

 

explanation: i did a dumb earlier and forgot to mention both parts but dna is read from 3' to 5' but it's copied from 5' to 3'

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*in ecstasies that people are adding more puns to the thread*

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Lol

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Hahaha, very funny. Do you really think it’s FUNNY to make fun of ions like that? You dirty tachyon! Well, here’s one for the whole crew! 

 

The bartender says “we don’t serve faster than light particles in here” 

A tachyon walks into a bar

 

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAAAAAMP

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XD Well that could be tense too. 

 

Hydrogen got arrested and was told he got one call. 

“Call who,” he said, “I don’t have a family!”

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that's good though lol

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