So I hear y'all are into remaking homethreads so that your old branding never catches up with you

 

Anyway I still think everything on my OG homethread is hilarious and wonderful (/292553 im not above advertising myself) and I cannot even guarantee I won't be using that one anymore but I couldn't sleep last night and in my sleepless hours this fresh new title came to me and I knew within the span of a second that this was my destiny

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Why is every picture of Jeff Goldblum the way that it is? I am fully convinced he is an immortal being like Taika Waitit, Keanu Reeves, and John Mulaney

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I'm writing a Vine-themed cookbook please feel free to submit your suggestions any time

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Archery? Don't you mean dabbing with obstacles?

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I'm going to an event this evening but instead of getting ready I found some very tall high heels that I got a few years ago so that I would look taller in photographs (???); with this information, I am sure you can imagine what I have been doing for the past hour. Now I'm sweaty and don't have enough time to take a shower. So that's where we're at.

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I bet I'd be a great actor if anyone would ever, you know, so much as entertain the notion of teaching me acting skills, as opposed to forcing me to play Zip Zap Zop for hours at a time under the threat of expulsion from the program

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I'm going to try to do some work today it's gonna be SICK

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in a wof human au all the rainwings would wear those glittery sequin-covered ABBA jumpsuits

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Long time readers will know that I love to tell people about the musical Rockabye Hamlet (in case you have missed it, it is a 1976 rock musical based on Hamlet that closed on Broadway after seven performances, also it had Meatloaf in it) but what you may not know about is Viva Forever, a 2012 jukebox musical of Spice Girls songs which was written by the woman who played the Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2. It was panned by critics but i dont know why

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Don't you just hate it when horrible and stressful things happen, interrupting your Project Runway viewing experience

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My brother is home and he's talking to his friends on Skype and he's ostensibly going to be doing that all night long goodbye sleep I will miss you :(

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IM HAVING SUDDEN BITTER THOUGHTS ABOUT THE MCU

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today i had to explain surreal memes to my elderly, technology-fearing relatives, who have varying degrees of english proficiency, so that was fun and easy to do!!!! ! :))))

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Shakespeare fanfic is one thing but fanfic about Shakespeare's histories is entirely another and it is SUCH a thriving industry I am LIVING

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okay this is so late but wow what a quality thread™

jeff goldblum and taika waititi are most definitely legendary immortal beings lol although we all knew about keanu reeves already 

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@Eureka: thanks I'm trying to like,, talk more,, idk why because nobody asked for it but there is no choice in the matter. But I'm glad you like it!

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Your homethreads are 11/10 just sayin

also mood about explaining memes cause half of my family doesn’t have English as their first language lol

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"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help." -Loki

 

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@Corey: !!!!! thanks!! And yeah the memes explanation was a disaster, I have no idea if I got through to anybody at all. I think they hate me now? No clue

 

Anyway I had such a successful day, ate a lot of vegetables, took an entire shower, washed my face, worked out on not one but TWO occasions, tidied up my house, talked to my family members without breaking down at all, took phone calls vaguely competently, cleaned a whole bunch of dishes, even got some writing done, I'm on fire figuratively yeee

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Hello, I brought more milk, cookies, and brownies!

 

Also, I did many of the same things, how strange

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@Fairydragon: coolio thanks

 

Unrelated I'm bringing the exclamation "zounds" back even if I have to do it completely by myself

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one of the least relatable showtune titles of them all is "God I Hate Shakespeare" from Something Rotten like......how can a showtune's title get any farther from the one aspect of my personality as a human person. I just Can't relate..

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spins an imaginary wheel to determine what niche garbage im going to monologue about next

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What's up everybody I'm having an emotional breakdown and I'm 2 days in but I'm already at the "cut off the ends of my own hair for no reason other than misdirected anger" stage  so Thats Fun anyway probably gonna do a lot of angsty vagueposting because I have no impulse control and also my therapist stopped making appointments with me for some reason dabs

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I feel ok now but with an undercurrent of presumably eternally unresolved despair, distress, and despondency. to be optimistic because Oh Boy I Am regret, uhh im so pumped to get a haircut, the life i have spent years manipulating for myself is in tatters around me but i am gonna look so good

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Stuart Little 3 is a really weird movie

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Þicc

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I despise boardgames but I am really good at them because I just love ..lying...fraud....deceit........

 

Went to a party once and me & the ladies played Scattergories and I won every single time because I am so good at making everyone think that my blatantly incorrect answers are valid, and nobody cared enough to oppose them. Charlatan! Mountebank! Fabulist! Bamboozler! Zounds, if I cared at all about boardgames mayhaps I might strive to win them with honesty and honour, but the fact of the matter is that I do not care at all and in fact am only here for a good time!

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Someday I'm going to actually read a Warrior Cats book and then you'll all be sorry

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I yearn so hard for character conflict. Picture me adding in every conceivable shred of interpersonal conflict my socially inept mind can conjure up and that's my entire outline process.

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This is probably really late but

 

I have the same issue with board games! They’re usually really easy for me to win unless they mostly rely on luck

 

Now I want you to read a Warrior Cats book lol 

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@Autumn Librarian: Anybody can comment on anything in this thread anytime, I like hearing what people have to say! Yeah I'm such a wreck that even something as mundane as a board game sends me into a panicky whirlwind lol. And I have a random selection of secondhand Warriors books, including the first of the first series, so I will proooobably read that someday maaaaaybe.

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unstoppable force (me in a goofy movie t shirt and ironic snapback hat) vs immovable object (my brother in a rick & morty t shirt and unironic trilby)

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Suddenly became overcome with emotion over an episode of Star Trek TNG that I haven't seen in several months, wherein the crew of the USS Enterprise all devolve into primitive forms of life but one character's pet cat just becomes an iguana? And proceeds to give birth to some perfectly normal kittens? And it's the funniest thing I've ever seen? I love this show SO MUCH

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And on the topic of Star Trek it still shakes me to my core whenever I think about the character Discord from My Little Pony who is literally based on Q from Star Trek, one of my favourite fictional characters of all time, and voiced by the actor who played Q??? When I was watching My Little Pony in like 2012 or whatever I had no idea what was coming and there was nothing that could have prepared me for that, at any point in my life, least of all the disaster I was in 2012

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I absolutely do not trust any incarnation of Star Trek besides TNG so I don’t even want to think about how they handle Q in those incarnations but wow, TNG's Q is so relatable – petty, meddling, immeasurably powerful, humanity-obsessed genderless omnipotent being in love with Jean-Luc Picard? ME


Also I love the Wikipedia page about Q it says
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    Partner: Q

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Incomplete List Of Things That Make Me Cranky About Stagings Of Shakespeare Plays: Part One

  - if hamlet does not die in horatio's arms then the director is a coward and a fool who must fight me hand-to-hand immediately!!!

  - OH and #1 most rage inducing thing: Hamlets who are 30~ years old. He is not 30 years old! In regards to that one line crusty old scholars always point to in order to prove Hamlet is in his thirties, I'm firmly in the camp that it's only put in there because Richard Burbage was in his thirties when he originated the role!

  - this isnt uhhh related at all but Romeo & Juliet is so good you guys and it's not as simple as being a love story nor is it pessimistic musings on the irrationality of teenagers its jsut...GOOD

  - TBH!!! I think that Hippolyta should be visibly bitter about having to marry Theseus in AMND because imo it ties in well with the unsettling nature of the relationships between Titania / Oberon and Demetrius / Helena but that's just me!!!!

  - And stage Hermia's and Helena's fight with the same level of sincerity as Demetrius' and Lysander's fights (not saying they shouldn't be comedic; I just think if you're staging the men's fight as serious and the women's fight as a joke then its a little. hmmm. But I prefer madcap hijinks so I'm in favour of playing em both comedically)

  - The Comedy of Errors, in its entirety

  - Sir John Falstaff, in anything, just as a person. theres nothing i can do to get rid of him and i just have to live with that fact but i can still be irrationally cranky about a fictional character from 400 years ago because he's INCREDIBLY ANNOYING

  - The historical Henry V had a bowl-cut I believe, while all the Henry Vs that I have seen (note: 2, I know of a 3rd) have been very handsome and needless to say did not have bowl-cuts. I am sure you know what I am suggesting here.

  - I can't do the "clapping hands emoji between each word for emphasis" but I implore you to imagine them here. Act Kate Minola's final monologue as tongue-in-cheek it makes everything so much better

  - Elizabethan dress? Boooooring. Give me the 1960s science fiction b-movie Shakespeare that I seek and deserve spirits of the vasty deep!!!

  - This goes tenfold for Julius Caesar where I 100% support the notion of every character being a PTA mom without altering the script at all

  - hghhh there is so much POWER in Shakespeare you can do anything as long as there's a bear in A Winter's Tale and Hamlet dies in Horatio's arms those are the only 2 Shakespeare Laws and I just,,,, love Shakespeare so muUUUCh AAAAAA

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Sometimes there is just a Dreamworks face in my mind's eye

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Buying merch of a thing I like because I don't have any money and I have to have even less money because I make good decisions and boy oh boy this art is really bad but I gotta support my faves

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I have been feeling really quite bad on an emotional level for about ten years now, and particularly so this evening, but I gotta roll with it cuz c'est la vie & that's just how it be

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Oh and at about midnight last night I walked into the...living room? I think that's what it's called? (I'm inclined to say "le salon" but I know that's not right) And my mother was sitting there with her tablet zooming in really close on a picture of Loki. I don't know what else to say. She's an elderly woman who only likes romantic comedies and competition-based reality TV shows and here she is at midnight zooming really close up to a picture of Loki because that's just the kind of thing life throws at you when you're least expecting it.

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