not 2 be controversial, but really the only good thing to come out of the life of alexander hamilton is The Hamilton Polka by Weird Al Yankovic

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i have said this like. 400 times but it's flaring up again and its just so WEIRD to me that i've been here for four years. I think a lot about all the friends I used to have here and how I must exist in their minds, even if it's not very much or very often, it's probably still there. like, do they think, huh, remember that guy, with that story, that was really poppin back in the day. Are there people in the world who remember Zygodactyl the flamboyant transtribal neuroscientist dragon? are there people in the world who remember Spitfire the #sassy Nerd dragon with the seven layer bean dip? will anyone ever stumble across that weird part of my life in the future, and what will they think then, or will it only exist in the minds of those who experienced it, even if it's only a half-memory easily abandoned? it's weird theres a version of me that exists in complete strangers' minds all over the world that isn't Me anymore (although ofc it is me but what is self??? is my self that i have now even quantifiable with the self i had four years ago???) anyway, thats what im thinking about on this fine wednesday m'dudes

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hey crashing to say I loved Ziggy and Spitfire and President Yogurt Container, total legends each and every one

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m i r i  

could you love this?

none of my posts are going through ugh

 

but thanks so much! I kind of want to do a soft reboot of their whole story but I don't know how well that work out

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I'm in a proverbial pickle, folks, because I think my therapist might have gotten me mixed up with a completely different patient and now I am being treated for a very serious mental illness that I do not, in fact, have, probably, so that's that on that

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its so unfair that i forgot that halloween is so soon so i have to be Deacon from What We Do In The Shadows (2014) instead of Viago just because i have that jacket :''''''''( maybe i can repair this....suddenly i am DESPERATE for 16th century dandy vampire stylings

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good news and bad news

  - bad: i do not own any white shirts somehow, which is Step #1 in this costume i think

  - good: i have a brother who, like me, is prone to wearing shirts, and he in fact owns a white shirt!

  - bad: my brother is like. 3 times as large as me somehow in every way and when i put on his shirt it goes down to my KNEES and i am not a particularly short person

  - good: i have seen 10 seasons of Project Runway and i know i have to "make it work"

  - bad: no matter how i arrange it, it is quite obvious that i am wearing a ridiculously large shirt and there is naught i can do about it

  - good: with all the basics assembled im basically perfect. im viago now. spitting image

  - bad: there are NO vampire teeth in this ENTIRE household

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My mom and I were watching the movie Edward Scissorhands and during the final fight scene, just as Winona Ryder’s jock boyfriend attacks Winona Ryder’s goth boyfriend, the scratched up old DVD skipped ahead to old lady Winona Ryder saying, “And she never saw him again”, utterly superb, the only enjoyable part of the film for me, I recommend absolutely everyone destroy all DVDs they own so they get zingers like this

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me: hm. i think i was a weird kid

my friend: haha yeah lol! sometimes i ate bugs haha!

me: [thinking about how one time i made a painting inspired by my love of the mouse king from The Nutcracker ballet and entered it in a competition and it was in a temporary exhibition at an art museum and people saw it and it was a painting about how much i loved the mouse king from The Nutcracker] yeah yeah uh huh yeah

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super ill, completely exhausted, been working all day, gotta write an essay but every single source i find is completely contradictory so im fabricating information because my teacher tapped out like 3 weeks ago, what up

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saw a man with a giant swishy purple cape today! going to commit identity theft

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Happy thanksgiving, hope u all have a nice thanksgiving today

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ANYWAY today is the second or third anniversary of the first time I ever saw the life changing masterpiece stage musical Little Shop of Horrors at some high school after spending an entire day wandering around in a cemetery with my goth friends what a legendary day

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I wore my Halloween costume to school today but no one realized I was wearing a costume because That's Just The Way I Dress and I ought to emphasize that I was wearing a bejeweled ascot but still no one spoke up

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Cursed to be utterly and inexplicably obsessed with a minor character who appears in one book of a fairly unpopular and not-very-good-quality book series

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clever do you normally wear bejeweled ascots? or even just an ascot alone, that's extra enough without it being bejeweled

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hello it's eureka; i'll fix the aesthetic soon okay

@Eureka: Depends on what you count as normal. Have I worn a bejeweled ascot on a non-festive occasion before? Yes; have I done it on more than one occasion? Yes; but do I do it everyday? Not yet, although of course, that is the ultimate dream

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what’s up gamers the date is 2/11/18 or 11/2/18 and I have changed my NaNoWriMo project three times within the past 48 hours

 

broke: write a fresh new idea
woke: write the same book you’ve been writing for 6 years, but AGAIN, this time even more agonizingly lengthy and less accessible

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Sorry for the updates on my huge crush on this random side character from a book I've been reading for two days but hee hee im in LOVE every time one of the characters mentions my one true love's name I feel like eyes emoji (and NO I'm never telling anyone the name of the book because it's, like, not even embarrassing enough to be amusingly embarrassing)

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Filled with the overwhelming urge to download Deltarune but I know that I won't but I want to but maybe I will but probably not

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Nightcore? Dubbed step? Ummm sorry kiddos, I only listen to "Bach, Beethoven... ... and Baby!" the most essential classical music for your baby by Smart Baby Lullaby

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I've been reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (although pro tip, it is better to call it The Modern Prometheus because that is a much cooler name and also people usually don't say "ummm akshyooally Frankenstein is the scientist" even though you never suggested otherwise) and I am here to address that thing people say, you know, "The scientist is Frankenstein, not the creation, but maybe Frankenstein is the REAL monster, oooh," because yeah that's a cool point, but is Victor Frankenstein even a monster in the moral sense? Because it seems like he's just kind of unpleasant and arrogant and makes bad choices. Like there's one thing about him as a character that makes me say, "Ah! Don't like that much!!!" but it has nothing to do with a pursuit of natural philosophy as far as I'm aware. Victor Frankenstein is just kind of a mediocre guy all around

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Why Is This Body Part Doing That and When Will It Kindly Cease Doing That

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How my NaNoWriMo project is going so far:

 

"I'm very mad about this situation I'm in," says a really angry woman, clenching her fists for the twenty-seventh time this hour because this humbled author doesn't understand body language very well. "I'm going to bitterly allude to events that will be explained in 300 pages for another ten paragraphs even though I'm not the protagonist." 

 

(But at least it clogs up my word count. This year's strategy: I'm going to reach this goal even if my plot never gets rolling!)

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Animal Farm by George Orwell: Is it pro- or anti-furry? In this essay,

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friendship ENDED with National Novel Writing Month now DELTA RUNE is my best friend

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Hi everybody, so there has been a development. Remember that enemy I was talking about??? That odious excuse for a human being who’s constantly spewing out terrible, misinformed, awful opinions??? That disgusting wretch who I tried so hard to give a second chance but found myself loathing all the more???? My enemy has a crush on me

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You ever just think about the character Figwit from The Lord of the Rings

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I don’t think about Bret McKenzie a lot but every time I do it is like WOW he really DID THAT... Figwit? He did THAT. Flight of the Conchords? He did THAT. The madman won an Academy Award for the song “Man Or Muppet.” how many people can say they’ve done that??? I do not know, but Bret McKenzie sure is one of them

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That feel when you jot something down in a tiny notebook and spend the next week of your life grappling with your overwhelming desire to be a private eye

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"I'm very hungry and very frightened and I'm a very young child, please, please may I have some fries?" - clever "clever" dragon 364 to a real human person

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body: hg im. sleeby

brain: I didn't fulfill my desired word count for the day, so I should really get on that. And since I forgot to do my homework today I ought to do that as well. Also, since I slept badly last night, had a bad day today, and anticipate a tough day tomorrow, I should get some sleep.

heart: mmmmm. time to google Rainforest Cafe

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 i decided to force myself not to google Rainforest Cafe because there is literally no reason i can come up with for me to google Rainforest Cafe right now but then i read som academic articles about neuroscience and then I read some Wikipedia pages about Sonic the Hedgehog ive struck a good balance of work & not work so im immediately going to crash on my own sofa, wake up with a twisted jaw and an aching back at 4am, reread the entirety of the book ive already read twice in one week, get up to get ready for school, fall asleep on the ground facedown for about 10 minutes, then get ready for school really fast and go to school. i luv all of u   have a nice day ! :^)

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You'd think it would be pretty difficult for someone to take a firm, confident step directly into an open box of deli sushi, smearing the world's worst wasabi all over their new sock, and yet,

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What if my future employer someday reads these posts... I'm REALLY COOL I promise I just like to broadcast buffoonery and incompetence for the sake of comedy... PLEASE give me a job

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Having the Cha Cha Slide stuck in your head is probably not the worst thing in the world, but I've broken several bones before and it was definitely nicer than this

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staying up way too late reading academic articles while procrastinating homework is something i've done unfortunately many times

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

    

Collector of Words and Bones

 

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Not here on Sundays

Finished Delta Rune as of like. 2 minutes ago and WOW i really really love Delta Rune but anyway people aren't exaggerating when they go on about that ending because I was like "hm this isn't so weird people are just dramatic" and then I was like ohhhhh okay I get it now

 

I never finished the fight with Jevil press f

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hate this website because i wrote the funniest joke i have ever made and it didnt go through moderation queue and now it's awkwardly late to send it thru again :'''(

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not the first time in my life ive found myself banging on somebody’s door begging “LET ME BEAT UP THE CLOWN!!! LET ME BEAT UP THE CLOWN!!!” to someone who can’t hear me, and I would imagine it’s not going to be the last

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