Mods you are really cramping my style because now everybody realizes that "the funniest joke I've ever written" is that, apparently.

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Nevermind, I've been thinking it over and this brief saga is greater than any comedy I could ever dream of producing

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NaNoWriMo update #2

 

I have completed a third of my goal and the plot is still not rolling and my characters are sitting around eating some stew. I am a very good writer who uses nice, good words to concisely tell a neat and polished story

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A real good mood is when an Academic™ you appreciate releases some Academia™ discussing a concept you’re writing your incredibly boring midterm essay about. Plagiarism Time Babey! just kidding im going to make some spiccy citations instead. plagiarism is a crime

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I’m so tired of identity and thoughts and human obligations!!!! I’m so confused about what I’m supposed to do and what I’m supposed to be and what I’m supposed to like!!!! I do not understand what is wrong with me!!!! I’m not even having a good time!!!! I just want to sit on the ground and play Tetris theme song on accordion

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yall were just going to let me forget that jeff goldblum released an album huh.

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The holiday season is fast approaching which reminds me of the time I made my first and only post on a popular social media website, a silly joke about Michael Bublé, and my cousin who lives on the other side of the planet and who I see one every five years or so, replied with the insinuation that she created Michael Bublé à la “The Modern Prometheus” by Mary Shelley and could just as easily take him out again. Good memories

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hey i’d just like to pop in to tell you that your homethreads are the height of comedy and i enjoy stalking them very much 

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@Prism THANKS that makes me feel really nice!!

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I'm great at writing summaries and appealing character descriptions which is what I've been doing today, and let me just say, if I was good at writing plot-centric stories I would have the RADDEST fanfiction for all you funky goblins (said lovingly). It's SO GOOD but it would also be like 100 pages and I ain't doing that

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i've uhhh. had the weirdest two days of my life??? updates might follow but im not even sure i can put this whole wacky shenangians into words

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I want to give Deep Blue (the computer) a lil kiss :^)

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really cannot stop thinking about Deep Blue versus Kasparov..... deeply ashamed because I am a jock and not a nerd (obviously) and therefore I should not be so enthusiastic about chess and computers and AI but here we are I guess

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NaNoWriWo (National Novel Writing Woes) what am i supposed to do after i write a cool, deep one liner. what am i supposed to do after that????? I don't want to write the kind of book where a different character is like "whoa pretty edgy there buddy" but What Am I Supposed To Do

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Getting real tired of NaNoWriMo and I miss my beloved, the book that I enjoy working on :(

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[dabs 500 times while doing peace signs with my hands] my computer just glitched and destroyed my whole NaNoWriMo project!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just lost 20,000 words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! What's up with you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [starts fortnite dancing on my own grave]

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I am drinking hot cocoa that i made by stirring hot cocoa mix into chocolate milk only because im LITERALLY the most powerful being you'll ever meet

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NaNoWriMo Update--

 

Well, after my computer deleted everything I'd written for the past month, I had to start over but this time roughly quatrupling my daily word goal so I can get to my overall goal in the time I have left. But I am apparently cursed where I can only write while I'm watching The Office and I don't really like The Office but whenever I'm not watching The Office I can't focus at all. I could recite entire episodes of The Office from memory because I've seen every episode of The Office so many times. Not to sound patriotic or anything but the US version is so so SO much better than the UK version, which is somehow even worse than the US version. Thanks for my The Office hot takes disguised as a NaNoWriMo update I love you all!!!

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do you ever stop everything you're doing to write a 2,000 word introspective philosophy essay for one (1) gag on your jokey joke thread on wings of fire dot scholastic dot com. im having an existential crisis

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genuinely though!!!! like i'm writing this essay solely to subvert it at the conclusion but the joke won't land unless i make the foundation strong but the foundation has become too strong, acquired sentience, and challenged me to a wrestling match in the parking lot dumpster of the nearest ihop restaurant (metaphorically speaking). I could apply to college with this

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heartbroken over the loss of this assuredly great piece of comedy. very sorry to all of my darling fans whom i adore, i will attempt to come up with a new joke of equivalent Funnyness as soon as I possibly can but for now i'm going to go to sleep!!!!! z z z z z z (shorthand for sleeping noises.)

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I ordered some books recently: War and Peace and Sense and Sensibility and Crime and Punishment and Pride and Prejudice. Do you see why I decided to purchase these books, do you see, do you see the common theme, do you see why I might have been motivated to purchase these particular books together, do you understand,

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I was apprehensive when I ordered it but I am SO glad I bought War and Peace because this book is an ABSOLUTE UNIT, this particular copy has 1,400 pages and I can't stop looking at it. I can't wait to start reading it because I am going to tote it around with me literally wherever I go.

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Do you ever get the irresistible, overpowering urge to disassemble and then reassemble some furniture? Today I sit on the floor in a heap of wrenches, futon armrests, and hubris.

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this here is how you get hired at ikea

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@Miri: Sure is, plus my two weeks of learning Swedish on Duolingo will put in a good word with the Ikea boss man too, I'd think

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Ive been watching Avatar The Last Airbender with my brother and im gonna say it, ppl are always like, oh, Prince Zuko is such a cool guy, hes a really compelling and interesting and well written character, thereby FORCING me to be the one to say, what if he took down his ponytail? imagine that. just some hair on the back of his head. haha

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OH i am such a devilishly clever mountebank, the level of cheek on this knavish lad

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i have 2 word processors but one of them counts contractions as one word and the other counts contractions as two words so i submit my word count-dependent assignments to my teacher via the two-word-contraction-counter so that my word count goes way up. 

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I can only WISH I had the raw power and self love of the guy I saw walking down the street today wearing a knitted hat with Homestuck troll horns on it.

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I hate not being #relatable because the only way I forge human connections is by writing lil comments that someone says "lol same" about but I'm going to do it anyway, I LOVE basic algebra, I am in such a weird and confusing mood right now and I decided to do some basic algebra for funsies and this really is the most peaceful I think I could ever feel. I'm not really a math-centric person, I don't tend to do anything math-related just for the heck of it but I'm having such a great time right now. 

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its the end of nanowrimo i guess and technically i fulfilled my word goal twofold and yet, somehow, act two hasnt even started. im not even an author im just a verbose disaster :'^(

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Now I’m reconfiguring my entire life to model my personality, mannerisms, and life choices after a random side character from a mediocre YA novel from the mid 2000s that I have read 5 times in the past month for some reason. It be like that sometimes and sometimes like that it be

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oh MOOD

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Sometimes my entire thought process is consumed by some random, trivial fact that will probably never be of any use to me, and please consider that a lot of random, trivial facts are important to me because I am on a trivia team and we are very very competitive. But some facts I can just tell, precognitively, are never going to help me out at all, and in addition to that, I am TORTURED by the knowledge that nobody else will want to know this fact. All of this to say, former FBI director James Comey is six foot eight inches tall

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when youre really pointedly trying to come out after about four years of being in the closet its uhhh. Really Tough but everything in my life is inherently comedic and to some degree im incredibly distraught but also i walked into my mother's office and she was making labels on a label maker and she asked me "would you like a label" and IM????? HGFGFDRVGGHB??????

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All I want is to live in the woods and mournfully play songs from Deltarune on my accordion 

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I hope warriormale is ok

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Spotify Wrapped is the only thing that gives me the resolve to change and become a better person. My top song this year was One Week, you know, the one that goes YIT'S BEEN, and I don't regret that at all but I don't want that to be me ever again

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