credit where credit is deserved im too lazy to look all of these up sorry
Luna: If these HiveWings kill us all, I'm getting Cricket's ghost to teach my ghost how to play a musical instrument so I can annoy the heck out of your ghost.
Swordtail: I'll just hire Sundew's ghost to shut you up.
Sundew, primly: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.
Luna: When we die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Blue.
Blue, with his talons stuck in a chair: You may be wondering how I did this to myself.
Blue, unsure how to get out of said chair: I don't know either.
Blue: Swordtail, NO!
Swordtail, standing still: What?
Blue: Sorry, force of habit. Sundew, Cricket, NO!
Cricket: Do I look like a killer to you?
Sundew: Yes, you kill my patience.
Sundew: So I just had a really good idea-!
Cricket: Guys! I leave you alone for five minutes to try something out and I have 243 texts!
Cricket, two hours later: ...guys?
Cricket, a day later: Well, you certainly have bad timing with your conversations..
Sundew: I hate you all.
Cricket: You know you love us...
Swordtail: We're very lovable... especially me..
Sundew: Cricket, yes. Swordtail, no.
Luna: *pops in with a camera* I SHIP IT
Sundew: Also, definitely not Luna.
Blue: We are a competent group of people.
Swordtail: Blue! I tried to make pasta using this fancy coffee maker thingie and I broke the toaster!
Sundew: I'm amazing at stealth.
Luna: You're horrible at stealth. You kill everything you see.
Sundew: They won't see me if they're dead.
(source: my friends)
Sundew: I didn't do nothing.
Cricket: Denial is the first stage of guilt.
Cricket: Or maybe that's grief.
Cricket: WELL ANYWAY, using double negatives is definitely the second stage.