Wolfie opened her eyes, being immediately greeted by the harsh sunlight’s glare. She rolled over onto her back, frowning before rising. This was a very familiar place, where the stalks of wheat grew tall and the mods ruled all. A place of hay and a place of gay. It was the WoF Forums, a place Wolfie had not visited for two years.
Wolfie began to walk through the fields of wheat in the opposite direction of the village where she had formerly lived, known as The Forums. No, she was walking towards the kingdom known as Discord, a newly established domain.
She came upon a tall stone wall, standing in front of the imposing iron gates flanked by two knights. Their armor scintillated in the light, and their spears had clearly been sharpened to a deadly point; helmets shielded their faces, rendering Wolfie unable to recognize them.
“Do you have an invitation?” One of the guards inquired, leaning up to her face. Wolfie didn’t catch a glimpse of their facial features, but she could tell their breath was utterly rank.
“Uh... no,” Wolfie replied uneasily. “My name is Wolfie, or Artemis, or Arte, and... a bunch of other names.”
One of the knights took off her helmet, revealing herself to be... Wolfie’s best friend, Mist! Mist looked exactly like genderbent Loki, but with different clothes and dog ears. Mist bent down, enveloping her friend in a warm embrace.
“You’re alive!” Mist exclaimed, eyes wide and lips curling upwards into a grin.
Wolfie knitted her brow, an awkward smile on her face. “Yeah, why wouldn’t I be alive?”
“You went on something called a ‘hiatus’ and never came back,” Mist explained, releasing Wolfie. “But! You’re! Here!”
“Yep, I am here.”
Mist hoisted Wolfie over one shoulder. “Come! You must meet everyone else!” She exclaimed before charging through the gates somehow. Just assume the gates were open.
They were immediately greeted by a strange sight. A tall boy resembling a can of febreeze with dog ears identicla to Mist’s on his head with a moderately deep voice was standing in the road, singing to a mop with a laurel on it.
“Love me, love me, sAY THAT YOU LOVE MEEEEE~” the boy sang.
A girl with a crown of laurels and a pair of dog ears on her head shuddered not too far from where Mist and Wolfie were observing the scene, before muttering “I’m so scared” with a WYOMING expression on her face.
Mist and Wolfie hurried off, but then Wolfie somehow fell. She had made a cut in her weenis. “Oof,” Wolfie said. Mist and Wolfie quickly continued their walk, but to Wolfie’s surprise... something terrible was about to happen.
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