CHAPTER ONE

 

Wolfie opened her eyes, being immediately greeted by the harsh sunlight’s glare. She rolled over onto her back, frowning before rising. This was a very familiar place, where the stalks of wheat grew tall and the mods ruled all. A place of hay and a place of gay. It was the WoF Forums, a place Wolfie had not visited for two years.

 

Wolfie began to walk through the fields of wheat in the opposite direction of the village where she had formerly lived, known as The Forums. No, she was walking towards the kingdom known as Discord, a newly established domain.

 

She came upon a tall stone wall, standing in front of the imposing iron gates flanked by two knights. Their armor scintillated in the light, and their spears had clearly been sharpened to a deadly point; helmets shielded their faces, rendering Wolfie unable to recognize them.

 

“Do you have an invitation?” One of the guards inquired, leaning up to her face. Wolfie didn’t catch a glimpse of their facial features, but she could tell their breath was utterly rank.

 

“Uh... no,” Wolfie replied uneasily. “My name is Wolfie, or Artemis, or Arte, and... a bunch of other names.”

 

One of the knights took off her helmet, revealing herself to be... Wolfie’s best friend, Mist! Mist looked exactly like genderbent Loki, but with different clothes and dog ears. Mist bent down, enveloping her friend in a warm embrace.

 

“You’re alive!” Mist exclaimed, eyes wide and lips curling upwards into a grin.

 

Wolfie knitted her brow, an awkward smile on her face. “Yeah, why wouldn’t I be alive?”

 

“You went on something called a ‘hiatus’ and never came back,” Mist explained, releasing Wolfie. “But! You’re! Here!”

 

“Yep, I am here.”

 

Mist hoisted Wolfie over one shoulder. “Come! You must meet everyone else!” She exclaimed before charging through the gates somehow. Just assume the gates were open.

 

They were immediately greeted by a strange sight. A tall boy resembling a can of febreeze with dog ears identicla to Mist’s on his head with a moderately deep voice was standing in the road, singing to a mop with a laurel on it.

 

“Love me, love me, sAY THAT YOU LOVE MEEEEE~” the boy sang.

 

A girl with a crown of laurels and a pair of dog ears on her head shuddered not too far from where Mist and Wolfie were observing the scene, before muttering “I’m so scared” with a WYOMING expression on her face.

 

Mist and Wolfie hurried off, but then Wolfie somehow fell. She had made a cut in her weenis. “Oof,” Wolfie said. Mist and Wolfie quickly continued their walk, but to Wolfie’s surprise... something terrible was about to happen.

 

 

hi don’t forget 2 like comment and subscribe or else u will fall prey 2 to the same fate as wolfie

 

also this is definitely not a trollfic

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the heart wants what it wants

and what it wants

is to burst out of your chest and terrorize people. it's an alien, remember?

i love i necro. beautiful work. will i be featured? uwu

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;; Archangel ;;

~ life is so short, why waste it? ~

~ the universe is in your bones, the stars in your soul, it's never really the end ~

~ close your eyes and open your mind ~

~ the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow ~

@archangel everyone on the discord shall be featured to the best of my ability

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the heart wants what it wants

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is to burst out of your chest and terrorize people. it's an alien, remember?

uwu wolfie is here theres nothing to fear

 

kjfdngjkd

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               she/they

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           we rest in an unvisited tomb

 

why must you do this

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Febreeze

 

he/him

[insert fancy quote+colour fade]

 

don't mind

it's nothing

 

Wyoming

@cheese ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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the heart wants what it wants

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is to burst out of your chest and terrorize people. it's an alien, remember?

dead furry rises

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

@enchanted dead furry walking, perhaps?

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the heart wants what it wants

and what it wants

is to burst out of your chest and terrorize people. it's an alien, remember?

no

 

rised

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

No 

 

rises

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

This is amazing. The forums have truly been blessed by this work of art lol

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cσяεү

 

I'm not real. I'm theatre.

 

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help." -Loki

 

MBotF

 

b o o

 

ice cold

 

2015

 

Hi guys I make a lot of typos 

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

night of the walking furry

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Febreeze

 

he/him

[insert fancy quote+colour fade]

 

don't mind

it's nothing

 

Wyoming

i fear your creation but support it all the same

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Banana was here :|

Hey, Puppy!

Don't go, Arienne...

#StopTheFlame

#RememberTheLost

"You can be that

Somebody's someone,

Somehow, someday..."

~Call me Laurel~

Defender of the World

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w y o m i n g

don't worry i make a lot of typoes too 

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Febreeze

 

he/him

[insert fancy quote+colour fade]

 

don't mind

it's nothing

 

Wyoming

starry herself has approved of this u heckers

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starry blessed

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A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

if STARRY blesses something it's cursed smh

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      icarus

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starry's dabs watered xanii's farm

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

this is so cursed rythm play the server anime theme song

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Banana was here :|

Hey, Puppy!

Don't go, Arienne...

#StopTheFlame

#RememberTheLost

"You can be that

Somebody's someone,

Somehow, someday..."

~Call me Laurel~

Defender of the World

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w y o m i n g

i am the tallest of mountains i am the roughest of waves...im the toughest of terrors i am the darkest of days.....im the last one thats standing dont try and stand in my way..

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this is cursed and therefore it is glorious,,, 

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eventide/spectral

she/heand they/them

and we're powered by every tear that's dried

oh no weve been Exposed 

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seafoam

> an idiot

> gay™

> mainly active on discord

> owo 

owo whats this

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clear, v.2

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@mysterycity amazing, clear. amazing.

 

also chapt. 2 is in the works now

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Yeet I’ve been,,stalking this thread for updates lol

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I'm not real. I'm theatre.

 

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help." -Loki

 

MBotF

 

b o o

 

ice cold

 

2015

 

thanks necro i only post the bestest of contents

 

give us chapter 2 right now

with this masterpiece now as my lifeblood i cannot hope to live for more than two hours at the most without the next chapter

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patience, grasshopper. with time comes the dankest of material

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A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

C R I E S  A T  B E A U T Y F E W L i just came back from the dead 2  c r y  a t  b e a u t y f e w l  feat. new aesthetic

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ᴡᴏʀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ/EXILED

ᴡᴏʀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴇxɪʟᴇᴅ/DEAD

ᴡᴏʀsᴇ  ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ/FORGOTTEN

 

 

//hello; i am rain.

13/june/15~25/june/17.

 

>-- e m e n t o o r i__remember you are mortal

ChAPTER TWO

 

Mist and Wolfie had found their way into a cool bar, but it was Xanii blue with Icarus gold seats. They pulled up two chairs, taking a seat as they flipped through the menu, which primarily consisted of coconut products. Also, there were Persona 5 OSTs playing in the background, because that’s what the author was listening to as they wrote this.

 

“I think I want a burger,” Wolfie said to Mist.

 

Mist frowned. “Are you sure? You’d have to eat it with a straw.”

 

Wolfie was taken aback by this, her eyes widening. “W-why would I have to... eat it with a straw?”

 

“Because, if we didn’t eat it with a straw, we’d be doing that weird thing Cheese does. It’s called v—”

 

Mist was coincidentally cut off by a stranger approaching their table. “H-hewwo, uwu,” the strange greeted them. The stranger was clearly gay but hadn’t gotten the talk yet, with large anime eyes and a set of pointed dog ears atop her head.

 

“Wolfie, this is Angie,” Mist explained.

 

“Yes! UwU! I am Angie! Kawaiiii desu uwu!”

 

Angie stared at Wolfie for a moment, squinting at the cut on her weenis.

 

“What?” Wolfie snapped, noticing Angie’s stare.

 

Angie poked the cut, curious. “Nyahaha~ nothing, uwu.” Then Angie got up and yote herself out of the bar.

 

“That was... strange,” Wolfie muttered. “Now, about that hamburg—”

 

A semi-transparent person with big floppy dog ears of about 5’1” in height, as well as a Kokichi Ouma hairstyle, jumped onto their table. “Blocked, reported. You’re all full of sin,” they declared.

 

“Clear, please get off the table,” Mist pleaded.

 

Clear jabbed a finger at Mist. “Blocked. Reported. You’re all sinners.”

 

Mist sighed, somehow magically levitating Wolfie and herself out of the bar, simply because the author was too bored to describe them walking and needed a bathroom break.

 

After the author’s bathroom break, they came to a cliff, because... plot convenience. “This is the ancient cliff where we push things into the abyss known as Timeout,” Mist explained. “You must never get too close to edge, Wolfie, for there are... many cursed things in Timeout.”

 

“What kind of cursed things?” Wolfie asked.

 

Far from the abyss, Wolfie heard the cries of half-eaten peeps, cursed text posts with Danganronpa sprites behind them, cat images, and Japanese Jack Frost. A bone-chilling shudder coursed through her body for a moment.

 

This is when one of the cursed things, a spirit known as Starry, began to float out of the abyss. The spirit was invisible, of course; nobody could see her. She noticed the cut on Wolfie’s weenis, quickly flying into it. Wolfie and Mist did not notice, and began to walk away.

 

This was the start of the fall of Wolfie.

 

 

haiiii hope u all enjoyed this chaptr xd

 

@clear u mad bro?

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so beautiful,,,

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Banana was here :|

Hey, Puppy!

Don't go, Arienne...

#StopTheFlame

#RememberTheLost

"You can be that

Somebody's someone,

Somehow, someday..."

~Call me Laurel~

Defender of the World

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w y o m i n g

xd love this. “Love me, love me, sAY THAT YOU LOVE MEEEEE~” made my day

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November 23, 2016 March 29, 2019

2025 stars.

"don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened."

No words can describe how much I loved the WoFMB.

And no words will describe how sad it is to leave.

can i say i love you all?

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clear calm ur .... stuff

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;; Archangel ;;

~ life is so short, why waste it? ~

~ the universe is in your bones, the stars in your soul, it's never really the end ~

~ close your eyes and open your mind ~

~ the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow ~

necro if I'm not in this i will be angry

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||Ya Boi Gr8ness||

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"I used to think I was indesicive, now i'm not sure."      

"Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping."

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i hate this fic with so much passion that it scares me.....keep writing

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Banana was here :|

Hey, Puppy!

Don't go, Arienne...

#StopTheFlame

#RememberTheLost

"You can be that

Somebody's someone,

Somehow, someday..."

~Call me Laurel~

Defender of the World

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w y o m i n g

i would say something in response to this but im afraid i might get banned again

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I’ll say it for you clear

 

@necro square up you hecker

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A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

teleport, bi--i mean, curators

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Hey, Puppy!

Don't go, Arienne...

#StopTheFlame

#RememberTheLost

"You can be that

Somebody's someone,

Somehow, someday..."

~Call me Laurel~

Defender of the World

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w y o m i n g

i’m gonna work on the next chapter of this either after lunch or tonight

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