So there's seven tribes of dragons and they all have their own intricate powers, governments, and societies and we don't care about any of that yet. The only thing we care about is that there's this war between the tribes because something something SandWing princesses, and there's a totally real and not at all fake prophecy to stop it. Because of this very real prophecy, these five little dragon children are living in a cave with three guardians: Scarred Guy, Forgettable Guy, and Frog-Faced Blob of Camel Spit. And that's all the backstory you need.
The book starts off with a random IceWing trying to get a SkyWing egg for the prophecy, and then getting murdered by Murderface, one of the SandWing princesses. Also the egg dies too, so Forgettable Guy goes to get a RainWing egg instead. Camel Spit is mad because prophecy, but goes along with it because prophecy.
Cut to the beginning of the actual book. Camel Spit is fighting Large Muddy Cinnamon Roll, but Princess Willfightyou bites Camel Spit, and then something else probably happens but it's not important because now the dragonets are doing an RP. Naturally, Princess Willfightyou gets to choose everyone's characters. She picks Small Sandy Cinnamon Roll as the dead queen, Large Roll as the valiant treasure hunter who slays the mighty dragon, herself as Princess Murderface, Mary Sue as Princess Schemey, and Nerdy Guy as Princess Complete Idiot. So Dead Queen gets stabbed by Valiant Treasure Hunter, and the princesses are confused. Murderface gets the SkyWings on her side, and also the MudWings, even though that doesn't actually happen until- Forget it. Schemey gets the SeaWings on her side, and that leaves Complete Idiot with the SandWings and IceWings.
After the dragonets finish their RP, Camel Spit comes in and gets mad because she hates RPs. She probably does something to punish Willfightyou, but I don't remember it and therefore it is unimportant. Anyway, Darth Vader comes in and tells the guardians to kill Mary Sue because dragon racism. Large Roll and Willfightyou hear him, though, so they tell the others and try to figure out how to escape. Mary Sue uses her magical unforseen powers to turn invisible to give them more time, and also Willfightyou gets chained up so she can't do... something. IDK what they thought she would do, but now she can't. There's apparently a river in the cave, and they don't know where it goes, but Large Roll goes into it anyway because why not. Large Roll almost drowns, but ends up getting out and meeting Willfightyou, who was able to escape because dragons breathe fire and fire melts chains. Also something something waterfall. Anyway, they look out and finally see the stars for the first time. It's a beautiful, magical moment, and as they fly through the velvety night sky, they look deep into each other's eyes and know that they will be together forever.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that concludes the first part of this whatever-you-call-it. There's no rhyme or reason to how I'm going to split the parts - it'll really just be at the end of random scenes, or whenever I feel like it. Some of these will be short, some of them will be long. I'll probably keep them on this thread until the end of Book One, and then I'll start a different thread.
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December 2015-March 2019
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed