1. Go around in a ninja costume and sweep your leg under people's legs so they fall over

2. Above (and pretty much any of these, I'm guessing) is especially effective if you yell something crazy or incoherent, but works well on it's own too

3. Bash all the potatoes you can find, whether or not they're already mashed

4. Run into a restaurant or fast food place, and proceed to steal everyone's straws, kick the counter, steal the money from the cash register and throw it everywhere, and sing off-pitch on top of a table

5. Do not brush your hair before going outside and doing these, it helps with the "you're insane" aesthetic

6. Put salt and pepper and all the condiments on your food, then switch it with someone else's plate

7. Floss in the middle of the street

8. Dance to Gangnam Style in the middle of the street

9. Do basically any dance in the middle of the street, especially if there's no music

10. Scream "I SHIP *INSERT SHIP NAME HERE* to someone who has obviously never heard of the fandom, particularly in a public area

11. Shout to someone halfway through a series that someone important (preferably mention their name) dies, even though they don't, so the reader will be dreading the moment when they die throughout the rest of the series... only to find they never do

12. Teach someone how to say "You're the best" and "I love you" in another language (or in English if you're not bilingual and they don't know English too well), but make them think it's the opposite. And vice versa.

13. Scream inaccurate superstitions at the top of your lungs. (Such as "ITS FRIDAY 13TH" when it's not, or "BREAK A MIRROR, YOU'LL GET GOOD LUCK!")

14. Pop every. Last. Balloon. When you're at a party.

15. Sing songs to another song's tune (sing the lyrics but change the tune. Or, if you're really good at it, sing it in Pig Latin)

 

Add on!

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We will never be forgotten

for we've all played our parts

and if the memories are erased

they'll still be in our hearts

Using the SMR in titanfall 2

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Scorch

 

(he/him)

 

 

 [incert mark twain quote here]

 

Ben Shapiro boiiiiiis

 

Learn to code

 

@Scorch

 

Or better yet, use Northstar as your titan but only melee people.

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Ex-Programmer

78th Element, Pt.

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#RememberTheLost

 

"Never been a perfect soul, but I will not apologize."

Run around screaming, “I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BREATHE!”

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~ Alpha of the OFWP

~ Dino-nerd

~ The Alpha Spartan

~ CT-43782  

 

 

#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

Oh my gosh yes Platinum!

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Scorch

 

(he/him)

 

 

 [incert mark twain quote here]

 

Ben Shapiro boiiiiiis

 

Learn to code

 

I’m a scorch main your argument is invalid

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Scorch

 

(he/him)

 

 

 [incert mark twain quote here]

 

Ben Shapiro boiiiiiis

 

Learn to code

 

Revert back to your three year old mindset

Crash into walls as often as possible saying, “HI”

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on hiatus//dead inside

bnha trash

18. Take one of those grocery store pies that come in those p;astic containers, and throw it at someone you don't know screaming, "THERE'S AN ALIEN INVASION"

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 ~Quartz~

 

I changed my mind I’m staying

 

That one person who always gives you the opposite of help.

19) Repeatedly smack you head onto a table saying, “I am enlightened.” repeatedly.

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~The Forum Doggo

~ Alpha of the OFWP

~ Dino-nerd

~ The Alpha Spartan

~ CT-43782  

 

 

#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

burn stuff

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I am the one

the one to survive

#24: Shove a huge scoop pf ice cream in your mouth, and say “HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN SITTING OUT?! THIS IS FREEZING!”

#25: Yell the name of a forumer in public

#26: Better yet, yell this: “*forumer’s name here*, I KNOW YOU’RE HERE! WHERE AAARRRE YOU?! IT’S ME! YOU KNOW, ME!”

#27: Be Alphawolf’s friend.

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 ~Quartz~

 

I changed my mind I’m staying

 

That one person who always gives you the opposite of help.

when you go back to school, walk with some of your classmates to your class, singing "High ho, high ho, to *insert subgect* we go." my dad used to do that at his school, he told me.

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Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

catwolf76

@Quartz *facepalm* Here we go again...

 

 

Sing "We are number one* while holding up a flag that says 2 and you're wearing a shirt that says 10.

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~ Alpha of the OFWP

~ Dino-nerd

~ The Alpha Spartan

~ CT-43782  

 

 

#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

Tell people you're a martian

shove cake in your mouth and scream "THE WALLS ARE ATTACKING"

throw a light bulb at someone when they get a good idea

yell "BILL I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING IN THERE" at ever chip bag & nacho tray you see

 

 

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on hiatus//dead inside

bnha trash

Draw on the walls and say you're going to go to the Olympics. This will generally make people think you're nuts! 

 

 

Shout, "I THINK I FORGOT HOW TO TALK!!" 

 

Both of those things will generally encourage others to think you're insane, or at least a little unstable!

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 SHE

 

 

Spirit of a Sαɳ∂ωเɳɠ

 

 

Cunning of a ℕıɠɧɬῳıŋɠ

 

Beauty of a G̷l̷o̷r̷y̷

 

 

ℑƈɛաɨռɢ քʀɛƈɨֆɨօռ

 

  SιʅƙWιɳɠ Gɾαƈҽ

 

 

HḠ .

 

 

 

EIG Y

 

 

Wolf Clan X: Beta

 

(#ss m Ꭼ!!)

 

XD bookmarking this

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If you wait until tomorrow today will be gone

If you don't sing you won't find a song

If you can't speak start to shout

If you can't move don't look at the crowd

 

In short, I'm Afternoon

 

#RememberHurricane

Ooh bookmark xD 

 

Run around in the street yelling “WHERE’S MY CAR? WHERE’S MY CAR?” while holding the keys in your hand and making it beep 

Eat a piece of asparagus and ask the first person who comes along if they’d like some pie and if not, throw it in their face. Or throw it in their face anyways. 

Run through the halls of your school screaming “I’M A BAKED POTATO I’M A BAKED POTATO”

Go up to a random person and ask if you can touch their forehead 

Do the floss while simultaneously singing the intro to [extremely annoying show]

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why are uppercase and lowercase letters a thing? why don't we just write in all caps or all lc.? it's basically just western languages that do this? is this another relic of our eurocentric mentality and world? if so, i reject this way of life

1. Dab while spinning a fidget spinner on your head

2. Meow a lot(wait that's me)

3. Say ostrich, pigeon or cake a lot(hence why I am called insane) 

4. Be me

 

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The Fox 

 

#FennecForForumFennecFox

 

Treasure Chest Filled With Your Diamonds

 

 

Did it ever get so BAD that you just had to laugh while the whole world crashes down?

 

 

Or I Could Come Alone, Just Me, You On Our Own

 

 

 

 

The fear of falling apart 

Go up to a group of random people and give them nicknames such as "moldy grapefruit" and "frozen octopus brains"

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why are uppercase and lowercase letters a thing? why don't we just write in all caps or all lc.? it's basically just western languages that do this? is this another relic of our eurocentric mentality and world? if so, i reject this way of life

Xd

 

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...bookmark 

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She/Her

 

est. 2016

 

Go into a public space and start singing the 'Dora the Explorer' intro very loudly and off pitch, with lots of voice cracks for good measure.

Scream "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!" at the top of your voice and run off.

Hide yourself in one of the shelves on a store so that you aren't visible, and when people walk by dramatically fall out, look at them and ask "What year is it?".  When they respond, say "Oh my gosh, it worked!" and run off.

Have a long conversation about whether or not cupcakes can feel when we eat them with an inanimate object (such as a chair, or a table, or a tree) in a public place.

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If you wait until tomorrow today will be gone

If you don't sing you won't find a song

If you can't speak start to shout

If you can't move don't look at the crowd

 

In short, I'm Afternoon

 

#RememberHurricane

#50: Try to bite a pineapple that’s still whole, then yell “I KNEW IT WAS POISONED!”

 

#51: Lick the wall, then say, “Willy Wonka lied, this tastes like butterscotch!”

 

#52: Break an eraser into tiny pieces, then dump them all into you r mouth and say, “This is delicious! You need to try some!”

 

#53: Snort right before saying “I think sports are cool and I want it to rain.” Then moo and say “The grass needs to love me!”

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 ~Quartz~

 

I changed my mind I’m staying

 

That one person who always gives you the opposite of help.

Sing the Let it go lyrics to the tune of Baby by Justin Beiber or vice versa

Sing the names of everyone you know on the forums to the tune of Bob the Builder

Scream 'I'm an alien wearing mirrors' 

Run up to a stranger, say 'Do you like dogs or cats more? I like dogs more.' When they answer, say 'Oh cool, I like cats more/too!' 

Dance wearing a chicken costume while shouting 'I love KFC!!!'

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The Fox 

 

#FennecForForumFennecFox

 

Treasure Chest Filled With Your Diamonds

 

 

Did it ever get so BAD that you just had to laugh while the whole world crashes down?

 

 

Or I Could Come Alone, Just Me, You On Our Own

 

 

 

 

The fear of falling apart 

Hum the Indiana Jones theme while watching a Star Wars movie.

Run out in the open and scream, “I SUMMON THE BEPIS ARMY!”

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~The Forum Doggo

~ Alpha of the OFWP

~ Dino-nerd

~ The Alpha Spartan

~ CT-43782  

 

 

#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

61: Start following random people in a public place, make sure to breathe really loudly, and stop moving when they look at you. when they look away, start walking towards them again.

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"What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?"