-Milk comes after cereal, not before. If you put it in before then you won't know how much milk you'll need in the bowl, but if you put it in after then you can add just the right amount.
-All kinds of chocolate are good, but mint chocolate is superior.
-Pineapple tastes good on pizza, but when the pizza is hot, the pineapple chunks are like little balls of molten lava and burn your mouth. Thus, pineapple is only good on cold pizza.
-Most dad jokes aren't that funny.
(the title is satire btw, please don't actually get offended)
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