(Don't worry this is a joke thread like the one i made during the candydragon chaos)

 

AS YOUR NEW RULER I WILL...WELL...YKNOW. RULE AND STUFF. AND ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STAND AGAINST ME WILL BE....

 

BOPPED ON THE HEAD WITH A FOAM MACE

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ehtrdgset oh gosh marx why

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~Hootsie

-inactive as heck

-founder of GvE, great grandma of FWRPs

-will sometimes crawl out of my hidey hole

 

just. leave GvE alone. I'm sick of saying it

 

 

One of the few people who seems to realize that more than 6% of the world likes wolves

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHY", HOOTSIE? MUST I 

 

BOP

 

YOU?

 

also tiny question, how active is the gve server these days

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O Great and Powerful Queen Marx,

 

would thou like some bath bombs to cromch?

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Prim

I got my ticket for the long way ‘round

Two bottle ‘a sweet tea for the way

And I sure would like some sweet company

And I’m leaving tomorrow, wha-do-ya say?

GASP!!! I WOULD IN FACT ENJOY CROMCHING SOME BATH BOMBS

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*gives marx bath bombs* shhh don't tell riri

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Prim

I got my ticket for the long way ‘round

Two bottle ‘a sweet tea for the way

And I sure would like some sweet company

And I’m leaving tomorrow, wha-do-ya say?

AL HAIL QUEEN MARX

 

Here's your glitter staff *hands queen Marx her glitter staff*

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-=|GALAXEE|=-

 

_Queen of Pigeons_

She/her/they/them

"Never anger the Pigeon Overlord, life lesson to ya'll."

Colors tell you everything

LGBTQ+

 

#IFOUNDMYPASSWORD

 

 

Anarchy!!! 

 

*bops Marx*

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Gulfstream

She/Her

Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

Heresy! Arrest the anarchist 

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

cromches a bath bomb but only ones that are pure black and glittery

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~{}Vul{}~

How hopeless...    

 

 

Aro/Ace ~ Nonbinary (They/Them) ~ Cryptid ~ Relatable Duo  

 

"Take my hands, they'll understand ~ take my heart, pull it apart..."

GASP! GULFSTREAM! HOW COULD YOU!!!

*bops Gulfstream with the Glitter Staff™*

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AYEEEEE! 

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 ><><Yuuki><><

     She/Her

     ><><><><><><><><><

                  Ramen Princess

^East is up^ Aspriring Actress

#RememberHurricane #Twico

               BELIEVE IT!

 

*jumps on marx*

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KARKAT

smol spoopy demon child

Zie/Zir Pronouns

Slytherin Pride

LGBTQA+

YOU DON'T GET THAT I AM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY, FOREVER

I don't know...sounds like communist propaganda to me.

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PLATINUM

 

He/Him

 

Ex-Programmer

78th Element, Pt.

Homethread: /344630

#RememberTheLost

 

"Never been a perfect soul, but I will not apologize."

*jumps on marx*

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KARKAT

smol spoopy demon child

Zie/Zir Pronouns

Slytherin Pride

LGBTQA+

YOU DON'T GET THAT I AM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY, FOREVER

You'll never take me alive! Hehehe! 

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Gulfstream

She/Her

Empress of Positivity

 

Forum Sisters: Violet, Lunastar, Bixbite, Riri, Sanetra, Hyperbole, Ivy, and more  

 

Forum BFF: Everyone!!!

 

I'm an autistic Christian

 

 

 

 

The kingdom of glitter and bathbombs. 

Estimate on how long they'd survive in war: 2.5 seconds

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ϟStormbringerϟ

 

»She/her

»Forum sisters: Spirit, Fallon, Glamour and Forest

»Forum brothers: Cobra, Shard, and Prisma

»Forum twin: Ruby

»For the NightWings!

»Author

»War Dragons

 

Lead the pack, don't follow it.

*steals staff* *uses it it bop Marx* MOD EERF IS THE RULER OF THE MODS. THE MODS RULE YOU. SO WHO IS LEADER? I AM.

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««ғяεε∂σм™»»

 Est. 1.13.18

Mod Eerf ©2018

KING O' LENNIES!

{he/him/fan-sea-nightwing/giant mountain/etc.}

2400+ ☆

#Myhomethreadisat/336075

#TexasStrong 

#DistrictSpellingBee 2/6/19

How

Dare

>:(

As your self appointed rival I'm going to have to steal the throne from you, Marx.

*sits in a folding chair with a post it note reading "throne"*

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Darksea

And oh, there is no power on Earth, or below

That could ever break our hearts Or shake our souls

And when you Lay Me Down you'll only bury bones

'Cause oh, my heart and soul are going home

Be more creative!  Instead of bopping people on the head, feed them to the lions or something!

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ϟStormbringerϟ

 

»She/her

»Forum sisters: Spirit, Fallon, Glamour and Forest

»Forum brothers: Cobra, Shard, and Prisma

»Forum twin: Ruby

»For the NightWings!

»Author

»War Dragons

 

Lead the pack, don't follow it.

oh my god i just got the communist propaganda post I'm dumb,,

 

EXCELLENT JOKE PLATINUM, YOU SHALL BE SPARED WHEN THE TIME COMES

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But if I do something permanent like lion-feeding or decapitation or bopping with a real weapon, who will be left for me to bop??

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Tui is the queen. You guys just don’t seem to accept that.

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~{Alphawolf/K-9}~

 

 

~The Forum Doggo

~ Alpha of the OFWP

~ Dino-nerd

~ The Alpha Spartan

~ CT-43782  

 

 

#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

*snatches Darksea’s wig*

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|| ENCHANTED ||

A secret place for me and you

Where everyday was fun and new

A simple time played in our heads

Well tell this story again

Refreshing, isnt it?

Lets breathe the air, try not to cry

Its time to say our goodbyes

*joins Gulfstream* 

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Cleaver

~Atheist

~Questioning

~Lover of Insects & Arachnids

~Dying inside

 

"Facts may be colored by the personalities of

the people who present them." ~Twelve Angry Men

 

Remember the lost 

Joined: Feb. 12, 2016

aquawolf, cease that blasphemous, filthy, traitorous speak before i am forced to BOP you 

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How dare

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Darksea

And oh, there is no power on Earth, or below

That could ever break our hearts Or shake our souls

And when you Lay Me Down you'll only bury bones

'Cause oh, my heart and soul are going home

MEW >°Π°< >°∆°< >°O°< MEW!!!! MEW! MEW!! MEW! MEW!! MEOW!!!!

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§≈Bramble§

I am a lonely kitten in the rain

In a world of wonder a world of pain

Happiness fills the plains

But sadness still remains

Bff-Form-fam:

Rainbow-Firefly-Ellysia-Rʊռɛ-

"there is always a Rainbow even in the Darkest of times"

bop

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-=+Imagine+=-

-=+Iɯɐƃuǝ+=-

 

 

 

He/Him/Hubble

 

Joined 4/7/2017

6,004 stars

Gone 3/2019

 

The end is not merely the end, but a chance for new beginnings

 

i made that up on the spot wow it sounds good

@gulfstream *sing-mumbles: we swore that death would do us part the-* oh it’s not karaoke night... it looks like the French revouloution... so if I’m on marx’s side I’ll die, but die loyally, if I’m on gulfstream’s side I might live I might die.. if I lay down here and take a nap maybe no one will notice me... I’ll take a nap...

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 Seashell

 

PROUD GENDERFLUID

 

She/Her They/Them

 

ABisexual

 

 

 

8 guns and ships starts playing on random speakers* THIS WILL BE OUR WAR SONG

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       Sirius

 

 

 

Goddess of speed and teleportation

 

 i support #LGBTQ+

 

 

she/her

 

Pitbulls are dogs too!

 

Queen of grammar.

GASP!!! SEASHELL!! HOW COULD YOU!!! ABANDONING US LIKE THIS! DON'T WORRY, GULFSTREAM'S LITTLE REBELLION WILL BE CRUSHED I MEAN UH BOPPED,

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*seashell sleepily wakes up.opens one eye* dreamily says, “glitter bopper... must have glitter be glitter dragon....”

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 Seashell

 

PROUD GENDERFLUID

 

She/Her They/Them

 

ABisexual

 

 

 

.. casually plays the song candle queen in background.. 

 

this kingdom looks really unstable. 

 

And you’re surprised. This is highly argued here. I’m just gonna walk out of the castle. 

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Cat/Sylvia

Proud hufflepuff

pma!

beauty comes from unity

where people taunt, hope says “try one more time”

#youbelongtoaduck

your loving hybrid friend,

catwolf76

*hits “Queen Mars” on the head hard with a metal club*

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PhantomDraco

 

 I've found Peacin your violence 

IwantyoutobeHappier:)

ThLeadeOTh"Forums NeeTStayCampaign

"You've got to pull through, and stay firm even if times are rough" Zero

 Soul of Reaper

*dumps buckets of blue glitter everywhere*

*drowns pink glitter in blue glitter*

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Darksea

And oh, there is no power on Earth, or below

That could ever break our hearts Or shake our souls

And when you Lay Me Down you'll only bury bones

'Cause oh, my heart and soul are going home

[eats the club]

 

(:

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*joins marx*

 

HAIL THE KINGDOM OF GLITTER 

 

(Seriously, if its pink and glittery and shiny you have my sworn loyalty :D)

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  SPECTER

~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~

 

Fight!

The universe calls.

Let the star's light

Refract into the night.

After all,

This world's never

truly dark.

 

+*~Believe~*+

AS THE LAST REMAINING REPRESENTATIVE OF THE TRASH ARMY I CHALLENGE YOUR REIGN

 

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MY SCIENCE AND, UH, TRASH

 

*tosses empty soda can at Marx*

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Such is the path of a dreamer: I find my way by moonlight.

 

~Oncilla~

 

Queen of Non SequiturBookwyrmsPangolinsand Bones

 

Trash Squad, WerewolfGASTER FOLLOWER

 

Writer, roleplayer, nerd

 

WoFMBer Dec. 2014-Mar. 2019

gASP!!! NO! NOT AN EMPTY POP CAN

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