Friend: Why do you sound British?

Me: I don't know, MAYBE BECAUSE I AM BRITISH?

 

Friend: Hey *calls nickname*

Me: what did you say

Friend: HEY *calls nickname*
Me: *steps on their foot and steals their backpack*
Friend: Okay then. ;-;

 

Random friendly kid: What's your name

Best friend: Man...

Me: ALEXANDER HAMILTON. MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

Hamilfriend: AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS SHE HASN'T DONE

Me and Hamilfriend and Best Friend: BUT JUST YOU WAIT, JUST YOU WAIT

 

Random friendly kid: What's your favorite song?
Me: Everything from Hamilton

Random friendly kid: Can you sing some of them?

Best friend: You will regret as-

Me: HOW DOES A-

 

 

 

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ɪs ғ ʜʏ

 

 

HAIL KEVIN 

 

Mom: *is coming downstairs at 11:00 pm*

Me: *jumps into bed and pretends to sleep*

Mom: *opens door and thinks I’m asleep. Goes back upstairs*

Me: *jumps out of bed and gets back on here*

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He/Him

 

Slitherin

Forum Family: Zane, Ruby

 

What some call sands of time, I call the ashes of age.

Afterall, that’s what’ll be left behind in the end, ashes.

@Brine: You just summed up my life

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I ʙ ʀʏʙʏ ʟs ʜʀ

ɪs ғ ʜʏ

 

 

HAIL KEVIN 

 

Me: *starts muttering Echo*

Person who sits by me: what are you saying?

Me: I’M BLACK THEN I’M WHITE, NO! SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT! MY ENEMY’S INVISIBLE, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT! 

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Slitherin

Forum Family: Zane, Ruby

 

What some call sands of time, I call the ashes of age.

Afterall, that’s what’ll be left behind in the end, ashes.

Me:*Is random Friendly kid*

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(Light)Saber

Please wait, sabers siggy is under construction

Me: *that one kid wearing a fluffy hoodie in the background reading a book, who other than having a bi sister lives a normal life*

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Slitherin

Forum Family: Zane, Ruby

 

What some call sands of time, I call the ashes of age.

Afterall, that’s what’ll be left behind in the end, ashes.

The British one is so true. 

 

Me at English family reunion:*shows up and talks to the close family, the only people who have got invited* 

Me at French family reunion:*hiding in a small room in the corner listening to music or reading, everyone who you don't know is out there*

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Fennec

 

The Fox 

 

#FennecForForumFennecFox

 

Treasure Chest Filled With Your Diamonds

 

 

Did it ever get so BAD that you just had to laugh while the whole world crashes down?

 

 

Or I Could Come Alone, Just Me, You On Our Own

 

 

 

 

The fear of falling apart 

Forest will remember thins:

Friend: nom nom nom

me: wait what?

Forest: she’s saying nom nom nom

me: nom nom nom?

friend: nom nom nom

Forest: nom nom nom

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NERD

 #youwillbefound

" ǤǤǤ Ƴ ."

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YES ALICE YES

I will refer to my friends by the first letter of their name

 

A: *bleeding on the sand badly*

A's Mom: Come over and put a wrap on it

A: *moves*

K: *gasps* IT'S A'S BLOOD WE MUST SAVOR IT *tries to pick it up*

 

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HAIL KEVIN 

 

Me: *casually spams their youtube history with warriors maps and pmvs*

 

 

 

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She/Her/They/Them

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

After that who cares?

He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!" — Billy Connolly

LGBTQ+

Same tho

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JADE SQUIDSHIPQUAKE

oceans rise, empires fall

we have seen each other through it all

 

for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart

 

no matter where you go

you’ll never be alone

 

toffee’s still a walnut

 

I'm going down with this ship

Me: I'd add an incorrect quote but I don't have one.

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(mostly inactive until the forums get moved to home base)

(plato was a great philosopher. he said that we should be kind to everyone, because everyone is fighting a difficult battle.)

Me: *is on here in class*

S: *looks at my screen closely because it’s at zero brightness*

Everyone else: *completely ignorant to me*

S: why are you on a game?

Me: *pulls out my pencil that smells like cake*

S: I will not tell.

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Slitherin

Forum Family: Zane, Ruby

 

What some call sands of time, I call the ashes of age.

Afterall, that’s what’ll be left behind in the end, ashes.

Other Friend: I just died, thanks for noticing

me: ....okay.  What do you want me to say? It was nice knowing you?

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NERD

 #youwillbefound

" ǤǤǤ Ƴ ."

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Backstage:

J: You know the Apples and Bananas Song Right?

Me & E: Yeah, why?

J: I just realized that it went through all the vowels.

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Backstage during intermission:

D: You guys missed a shooting star!
C: Yeah!

E: When?

D: Just now.  We wished for millions of dollars.

J: What?

C: We wished for millions of dollars

J: Ohhhh.

Me: What did you think he said?

J: Millions of dancers.

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Backstage:

C: We found a 'Gucci' Belt under the stage!

Me: wait is it actually Gucci?

C: No, it just has Gucci written on it in marker.

Me: What else is under there.

C: We found a hat, the belt, and a credit card!  We had to turn in the credit card to the front desk though.

Me: Oh

C: It expired in 2015

Me: Oh.

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Backstage:

C: We found suspenders!

Me: Cool, are they 'Gucci'?

C: No, I'm going to get that sharpie and write Gucci on them! *Goes to prop table to find sharpie*

Me: You know Black ink doesn't show up on black fabric right?

C: Oh, *Defeated sigh*

Me: If you find a tie down there, give it to me

C: Ok

(Yeah, weird things happen backstage. C was only under the stage because she was stage crew.  Also, they were using the trapdoor for the show)

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NERD

 #youwillbefound

" ǤǤǤ Ƴ ."

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Me: *muttering random lyrics*

R: what is that?

Me: it’s a bunch of songs.

*The Next Day*

R: I coulsn’t find that song.

Me: what song?

R: ‘A Bunch Of Songs’ apparently isn’t on YouTube.

Me: *facepalm* why are we friends again?

R: because... we like chicken nuggets!

Me: what does that have to do with anything?

R: it doesn’t *has a weird smile on his face*

Me:... why would you bring it up then?

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Slitherin

Forum Family: Zane, Ruby

 

What some call sands of time, I call the ashes of age.

Afterall, that’s what’ll be left behind in the end, ashes.

Quartz: I have an army.

Alpha: I have memes.

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~{Alphawolf/K-9}~

 

 

~The Forum Doggo

~ Alpha of the OFWP

~ Dino-nerd

~ The Alpha Spartan

~ CT-43782  

 

 

#WeAreODST  

 

Thought Id try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little. -John-117  

 

I am a lone wolf.

Backstage During the Beginning of One Jump...

L: *is dancing*

Me: No we don't dance yet!

*Dancy part in music comes on*
Me, L, E, other L: *start dancing*

 

Other random moments in Aladdin

Me: Why is it called a greenroom

V: Because grass is green

Z: WHat does grass have to do with anything

Me: Because grass is green

 

G: *looks at me*

Me: *bursts out laughing*

P: Why are you laughing

Me: Because Grace looked at me weirdly

Z: So she looked at you normally?

V: Ohhhhhhhhh

 

During Notes....

Choreographer: Stage crew?

Stage crew: *jumps up from under the chairs

Me: Okay then I won't question that

 

 

 

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Oof I said her name oh well she won't care

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Friday during dance:

Okay so we’re dancing to a piece called ‘Vampires’ and we’re supposed to be vampires.  Anyway, we have to lift N (You know who N is) like we had to lift R and M.

W (the choreographer): Okay, lift him!  Someone needs to get his tookus area.

L.H: Sorry, N, sorry.

(as we are transporting him)

N: now I know how R feels.

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NERD

 #youwillbefound

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Lion king Performance in the green room:

A.L.(you don’t know her Forest, she didn’t do Aladdin.  I’m doing initials becuase I have two A friends) is drawing.

Me: What is it?

A.L.: *shows me drawing*

E: *bursts out laughing*

(the drawing is of me falling from the sky into E the shar’s mouth.  A.L. Is the sun eating popcorn.  Z and A.P. (You don't know A.P either) are already inside E the shark)

Me: Really A.L, really?

E: Ooh, do her getting vpchased by E the Lion!

A.L: Great idea!

Me: E, not helping

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