And I'm gonna use random scenarios that came to mind to make whatever this turns out to be. I could be working on my story, but whatever. This is just as important as finishing something that I've been working on for a month or so. I have no reason to post this what so ever and there is a high chance that I'll be talking to myself again, but then again if I don't talk to myself, who else will. I'll just get into whatever this is going to be. I don't expect anyone to understand anything that I'm doing, most of these characters are from random projects that I've worked on.

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So out of everyone, who is the most annoying to live with?

Obviously Vincent. He's constantly magicking things across the room, or towards my head. And don't even get me started on his pet.

 

What's wrong with my pet? I thought you liked animals.

Yeah when they don't attack me.

It's not my fault that you keep on scaring him.

Oh, now I'm scaring your pet. I have to make sure your little beast is asleep so I can leave the cabin!

 

*Arguing continues in the background*

I'd say those two are both pretty agrivating, with their constant fighting that is.

I'd say they're all fine to deal with, if you're okay with the loud noises. And weapons being thrown. And the constant danger of living with them. Oh! And that monster that kept on breaking into the cabin.

 

By monster do you mean the moth that flew in when you left the window open?

Yeah, obviously. 

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Hey, welcome back to the disfunctional family. The place fell into chaos when you left.

I was gone for five minutes.....

Really? We set a new record then! It took us about one minute before we started fighting.

That's a record?

We usually start the second you step out of the door and tell us not to fight. So that is definitely a record.

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Have you ever thought about what would happen if you didn't meet me?

Yeah.

What do you think would've happened?

I'd either have a normal life or I'd be ruler of the known universe, so better either way. *sips his tea*

... You know if I hadn't met you, I'd probably still be wasting my life away.

So, I made your life better. You don't need to tell me that, I make everyone's life better by existing.

I should of expected that. 
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I wonder why nobody will date me.

Maybe its because your an evil warlord. Or because you have destroyed nations because their leaders were "weak".

I'm charming in my own ways.

You showed up to a date in full armour, holding your sword, and you had your army watching the entire time. I wonder why she ran. Like can't you just bring flowers or chocolates?

Why would I do that? 

Maybe so you don't look like your gonna murder everyone in the area if the date doesn't go well. Remember the time you brought your dogs to a date?

I thought girls liked dogs.

I don't think they like dogs that attack people.

 

The dogs only attacked ten people.

Ten people is ten people too many.

 

Fine. I'll just not date then.


That's a good idea. 

 

I'm going to go do the only thing I'm good at then.

 

What's that?

 

Terrifing people and conquering nations. *Strolls away*

 

I should of told him to get a hobby...
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This has been fun. I might make more later, but this is long enough as it is.

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My Song of the week (maybe) [AKA what I listened to recently]: Play - Finding Neverland the Musical

 

Why did the butcher become a cattle farmer?

Because he wanted to raise the steaks

 

Bored

I made more.

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Have mercy!

 

We are just going to get supplies.

 

WHY MUST YOU DRAG ME ALONG!

 

So you don’t destroy the house again.

 

How was I supposed to know that you had dangerous experiments locked in there.

 

Because I labeled the door with a sign that said, “DANGER

 

I thought you put that sign on the door so I would go in. You know, like reverse psychosis.

 

Don’t you mean psychology?

 

Are you sure that's a word? I mean what could "Psychology" mean.

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I have some problems.

 

Of course you do.

 

Guess what? You are every single one.

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Did you know that you used to have a job?

 

What do you mean? I work for you.

 

Really? This says you are unemployed

 

Are you saying-

 

Get out and never come back, cause you are fired.

 

Wait-

 

April fools! Just kidding get back to work.

 

It’s December...

 

I can prank you whenever I want. Now get back to work before I actually fire you.

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Have you heard of this thing called a joke?

 

No, but it sounds like your life.

 

Dad… WHAT THE---

 

No cursing. It’s bad for the children. *picks up a puppy*

 

That’s a dog.

 

No, it’s my precious child.

 

I’m your child!

 

Correction, you were. I replaced you when you moved out. This is Buttercup, she’s your replacement.

 

Dad-

 

Shh. *whispers* She’s sleeping.

 

This is why I moved out.

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Bored

Last week I saw a shooting star. So, I wished that Gary would have bad luck. It took a little bit of work, but he just had the worst day ever. The star only helped remind me that I had to ruin his day, but the wish was fulfilled. I had to fulfill it, but it happened.

 

Sir, you have something wrong with you. I’m pretty sure Gary did nothing to you.

 

You sure?

 

Very.

 

Oh, well I’ll go ruin some other person’s life tomorrow.

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Have you ever thought about movie logic?

 

Why?

 

It's just that sometimes it’s like, that building is about to blow up. Let’s slowly walk away from it, cause we'll look cool.

 

You don’t do that?

 

Why would you?

 

Why wouldn’t you? 

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I saw you at the grocery store.

 

You did? Where were you?

 

I was hiding.

 

Why?

 

Because you were there

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