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isn't it lovely?
heart made of glass, my mind of stone
This is why I love the internet
[incert mark twain quote here]
Ben Shapiro boiiiiiis
Learn to code
*eats scorch and Ishmael*
I am the strongest now
↠Proud Latter-Day Saint↞
↠Let This Promise In Me Start↞
↠Like An Anthem In My Heart↞
↠From Now On↞
If you are what you eat, then Falcon has become a combination of Scorch and Ishmael
She is now a FalScorIshmon
R E M E M B E R T H E L O S T
"I thought mascara was a fish"-Galaxian
"Make an insect AU and they're all fruit flies"- Ishmael
"Brussels sprouts are just delicious earth meatballs"-Becky
Yesss, I am the master of the universe!
* He-man theme starts playing *
Falcon used Nom! It’s super effective!
Forum Family: Zane, Ruby
What some call sands of time, I call the ashes of age.
Afterall, that’s what’ll be left behind in the end, ashes.
-dials on a phone- let me just call Kirby
Please wait, sabers siggy is under construction
sorry I just ate Kirby...does that mean I’m a water Kirby now?
Marine = Fangirl + Nerd
Fangirl + Nerd = A Blue Banana
star count: 1,822
Give up is N0T a statement
Holy heckity heck we need to get out of here right now. That’s Elfmael, and he won’t stop his murderous rampage until, like, May! *violent flashbacks to December 2017*
oceans rise, empires fall
we have seen each other through it all
for even if i‘m far away i hold you in my heart
no matter where you go
you’ll never be alone
toffee’s still a walnut
I'm going down with this ship
@Marine you’re a blue Kirby.
I ʙᴇᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴇʟsᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ
ɪs ғᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏᴏ
*quiet, almost inaudible whisper* elf practice
i look at myself and say
that i will be happy
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star count: 2573
homethread location: /322526
Before I run, I’m going to eat Sonic. YOM. GOTTA GO FAST!!! GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER!!!! I AM NOW BRONIC!!!!
Wait...do We have to run?
*breaks the sound barrier* *runs into a wall* *dies*
pokes head in. wha... ack! tosses a creeper (like minecraft creeper) inside and then runs away.
- -Night - -
according to Stormbringer:
Nightwing morph powers; Yay!
Forum family: Stormbringer, seaquake
Also, what happened dec. 2017?
-Hops on warp star since warp stars are fast- see ya!
Elfmael murdered like two people and one of them was killed with a reindeer. *candy canes at the ready* run, I’ll hold him off.
The warp star is faster than Sonic. But now with Sonic’s speed, and my abnormal ability to walk faster than most people jog, I AM THE SPEED GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’M GONNA SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!!!! *proceeds to shoot about s million bullets per second*
*eats Falcon and everyone else on this thread but me* So try to say what I am now!
~The Forum Doggo
~ Alpha of the OFWP
~ The Alpha Spartan
“Thought I’d try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little.” -John-117
I am a lone wolf.
I forgot how tweaked the filter is now
Elfmael pulls two sharpened candy canes out of the sleeves of his ugly sweater. He looks ready to use them.
E L F
P R A C T I C E
L A W
A L L
W H O
N O T
A T T E N D
A R E
U N L A W F U L
H E A T H E N S
A N D
M U S T
D E A L T
W I T H
S U C H
Or you know...I can just do this *snaps fingers and the door to outer space appears* *the door proceeds to swallow Elfmael* there, see he’s gone.
What the heck is going on
Mystic Messenger Ruined Me
I can't live without you...
"Back in MY DAY!"
~Me All The Time
CHRONIC PAIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME
I say we bring back GvE so I can stab my friends again
Alpha ate us and became god after Falcon ate Ishmael and Scorch to become Elfmael.
"There's only one God, ma'am and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
First thing I thought of lolol
Five star post right there.
Elf practice? *pulls out elf costume* I did not miss elf practice... *backs away slowly*
Call me ☆Turquoise☆
Changing as the wind
WoF is amazing
So is Pi(e)
Element of dragon
I Am a:
Questions? My homethread: /344998
We can fly!!!
No, it's a 16 star post
*teleports out of thread before I get murdered*
God of Loyalty, Life, & Cosmos
Hitan, Camus, Milo, Shaka, Gemini, Shura, Dolphin
We never know all the chances we lost
Until we lose them
~|-Please don't forget me-|~ ^_^
WHAT IS HAPPENING
ROMIONE AND TYSELLA FOREVER!
I AM THE SPEED GOD. Oh and Falcon ate Ishmael and Scorch.
eating does nothing *goes through the process of mitosis* *has completely duplicated all cells to create clone* the miracle of life, y'all
people come into our lives for a reason
bringing something we must learn
we are led to those who help us most to grow
& we help them in return
i don't know if i believe that's true
but i know i'm who i am today
because i knew you
Oh, Elfmael is here again huh
Guess it's time for ho-ho-homicide
~ They/them ~ Nerdy friendo ~
The universe calls.
Let the star's light
Refract into the night.
This world's never
Let’s go Ho Ho Ho to the Po Po Po
How did I get here
I’ll fight him, you guys get out! *starts candy cane dueling Elfmael* Happy holidays
*The creeper that everyone forgot about blows up the entire thread*
night pokes his head back in. OH GOLLY OH GOLLY OH GOLLY