// context for anyone who needs it- fa/forum apocalypse is a fwrp that was created after the sticky posts vanished a while ago. it's about different forumers trying to take over the forums and/or just Plain Living Through The Apocalypse™
no real signups just Go Wild as long as it's reasonable and not Super OP™//
Let's just get to the point here. However it happened, whatever the reason, you're listening to a glittery fool claim the forums as her own.
"So!" Marx begins in a dramatic voice. "As we all know, our DEAREST MODS...are gone."
She pretends to gently brush away a single tear.
"You may be wondering...what are we to do without them? WHO will take their place??"
Before you can give any answer, she continues. "And the answer is...ME! Yes, that's right, I'm your new ruler. Why? Because I'm great, and also I called dibs forever ago. But anyways! Under my rule, the forums will prosper, or something like that!! Now WHO'S WITH ME??"
She's suddenly holding a mace. You're not sure when she got it or where it came from, but that's not the point. You get the feeling she's going to use it on the face of whoever is not with her. Or maybe she'll just throw glitter in their eyes? You're not sure.
What do you do?
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