The god plodded through the aisles, hunched over his shopping cart like a bird of prey. His cart was full to the brim, and from what one could see, he possessed several questionable items:
-Assorted chip bags
-An unnecessary amount of holiday lights
-A bunch of instant ramen
-Three sets of kitchen knives
As soon as he saw you he visibly startled, violently turned his cart 180 degrees, and started speed walking to get as far away as you as possible. In his haste to get away, he nearly ran into Ishmael, whose cart was full of various plants and gardening supplies.
The two deities stared at each other for a good minute and 33 seconds before wordlessly continuing on their respective ways.
Strange behavior, but then again, this is Walmart. Do you engage?
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August 2017 — March 2019
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When it’s time for you to venture out, don’t let fear have you looking back at what you’re leaving behind.