my name is chewy toenails and i am your host for this evening please take a seat as i quote john mulaney at you as you sit uncomfortably waiting for the show to end

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so i hear you like to chew

 

why don't you chew

 

ON MY TOENAIL

 

the actual john mulaney

 

That sentence is one heck of a rollercoaster.

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PLATINUM

 

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"Never been a perfect soul, but I will not apologize."

thanks

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so i hear you like to chew

 

why don't you chew

 

ON MY TOENAIL

 

the actual john mulaney

 

why does this strangely define my life

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happeh  

 

people come into our lives for a reason

bringing something we must learn

we are led to those who help us most to grow

we help them in return

i don't know if i believe that's true

but i know i'm who i am today

because i knew you

Excellent use of punctuation in that sentence, mate

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Don'thinof thiagoodbyethinof iaa "seyolater."

god i wish i had a username as funny as yours

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we are nothing if not absurd

 

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do you just sit uncomfortable while listening to john mulaney

 

if so, same

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so i hear you like to chew

 

why don't you chew

 

ON MY TOENAIL

 

the actual john mulaney

 

I love everything about this post

 

hey dude I’m Spring I will not sit uncomfortably I will be completely enthralled

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<~Spring~>

 

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cool man

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so i hear you like to chew

 

why don't you chew

 

ON MY TOENAIL

 

the actual john mulaney