[Scene opens in a conference room. All the MODS and DEVELOPERS involved in creating and maintaining the scholastic online presence are gathered together, and standing at the from is none other than MARIE KONDO.]
MARIE: [holding up SCHOLASTIC FORUMS] Does this one spark joy?
MODS and DEVELOPERS: [in an unholy cheer] NO!
MODS and DEVELOPERS continue to cheer while MARIE throws SCHOLASTIC FORUMS into the pit.
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✱ m i r i
✱ thanks for the laughs
✱ goodbye comerades let’s get this bread